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kylekienitz
Sep 28, 2009, 1:36 AM
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What is the best/coolest piece of non-climbing booty you have ever found?
Yesterday, after pulling through the crux of a .10 crack I rested at a perfect hand jam, and was pleasantly surprised by 2 dollars resting amiably in the crack. cha ching.
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TJGoSurf
Sep 28, 2009, 1:40 AM
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Friday I found an Olympus Stylus 1050SW. Suck it, its $300.
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rtwilli4
Sep 28, 2009, 1:50 AM
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my girl's tight little ass!
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seatbeltpants
Sep 28, 2009, 2:04 AM
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i win.
steve
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kylekienitz
Sep 28, 2009, 2:07 AM
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There appears to be a very awkward red stain on the shaft of that ... um... phallic object.
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seatbeltpants
Sep 28, 2009, 3:05 AM
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kylekienitz wrote: There appears to be a very awkward red stain on the shaft of that ... um... phallic object.
awkward? for whom?
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kylekienitz
Sep 28, 2009, 3:18 AM
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seatbeltpants wrote: kylekienitz wrote: There appears to be a very awkward red stain on the shaft of that ... um... phallic object. awkward? for whom?
For this guy...
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-18.jpg
(This post was edited by kylekienitz on Sep 28, 2009, 4:48 PM)
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epoch
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Sep 28, 2009, 3:20 AM
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This thread is quickly on its way to being moved to the campground.
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irregularpanda
Sep 28, 2009, 3:28 AM
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epoch wrote: This thread is quickly on its way to being moved to the campground.
Whatever, the grossest picture so far was that one of the slob working on his diabetes habit with the TV remote.
Sack up, this isn't bad enough to be a liability.
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granite_grrl
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Found an unopened liter of water after long running out of water ourselves on a hot day of climbing at Red Rocks.
It was the day of the great booty find, with cams, biners and nuts, oh my! but the water was the most exciting find of the day.
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jolery
Sep 28, 2009, 2:48 PM
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I found a dollar coin tucked into this perfect hand pocket at a remote bouldering area - I think it was someone's way of seeing if anyone else bouldered there. So I took it, the only piece of change I had was a dime, so I left that, later it was gone, then a few weeks later a quarter was there. I felt a little bad, because I came out way ahead monetarily. Were the dollars stuck in the crack, or just sitting there for a gust of wind to claim?
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kylekienitz
Sep 28, 2009, 3:13 PM
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They were just sitting there folded up, but I don't think the wind could taken them - their hiding spot was pretty protected.
I felt kind of bad not leaving anything. But all I had on me were the keys to my car, and my wedding ring. So... yeah, I'll bring something to put up there next time.
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cracklover
Sep 28, 2009, 3:20 PM
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I found a coin at the base of Coyne crack.
GO
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jeepnphreak
Sep 28, 2009, 3:28 PM
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While rock climbing I found two belgian whites in febuary stashed in the snow last winter. Tasted pretty good at 20*F .
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desertdude420
Sep 28, 2009, 3:29 PM
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My partner and I found a 35mm film canister full of dank weed. It was just sitting there on a rock at the base of a route. That was the same day that we found a #5 camalot as booty!
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joshy8200
Sep 28, 2009, 4:00 PM
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Couloirman wrote: My best non climbing booty found while climbing: a digital camera with naked/hardcore group sex party pics on it. Not joking at all.
Worthless without pics to confirm...
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c4c
Sep 28, 2009, 4:41 PM
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that must have been one cold bivy to have it turn blue like that and then fall off.
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rsmillbern
Sep 28, 2009, 4:48 PM
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Found a MSR Wisperlite stove that got left at the base... used but works perfect
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chanceboarder
Sep 28, 2009, 5:03 PM
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found someones dog once at the end of the day.
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Skidemon27
Sep 29, 2009, 2:47 PM
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i found someones ATC guide. brand new! but i guess i fail cause its a climbing booty. sitting atop a cliff at peterskill. no one around so u took it, figured it must fell off someone harness....
the dude with a camera with the group porno pics.... i too have stumbled upon a camera once filled with the same goodies..... i was 12, found it out hiking one day. unfortunatly i was to young to think i should keep it for future purposes...
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I was on the hike out from a long climb in the back country and came across a six pack of beer just sitting there in a creek.
My partner and I took one, left 5 bucks on the bank and continued on.
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TJGoSurf
Sep 30, 2009, 2:37 PM
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Couloirman wrote: rtwilli4 wrote: my girl's tight little ass! Your girlfriends not a climber? I'm sorry to say it, but you should probably dump her then  My best non climbing booty found while climbing: a digital camera with naked/hardcore group sex party pics on it. Not joking at all.
That's what I was wanting with the camera I found. I didn't want to see pictures of some fat womans tramp stamp.
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chopperjohn
Sep 30, 2009, 3:24 PM
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seatbeltpants wrote: i win. [image]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs148.snc1/5520_97962798935_614043935_2000169_4881371_n.jpg[/image] steve
can I have it back?
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seatbeltpants
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chopperjohn wrote: seatbeltpants wrote: i win. [image]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs148.snc1/5520_97962798935_614043935_2000169_4881371_n.jpg[/image] steve can I have it back?
no worries - i'll just have to replace the batteries cos they were going a little flat last night.
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Gmburns2000
Sep 30, 2009, 7:28 PM
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kylekienitz wrote: What is the best/coolest piece of non-climbing booty you have ever found? Yesterday, after pulling through the crux of a .10 crack I rested at a perfect hand jam, and was pleasantly surprised by 2 dollars resting amiably in the crack. cha ching.
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!
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billcoe_
Oct 1, 2009, 7:06 PM
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kylekienitz wrote: What is the best/coolest piece of non-climbing booty you have ever found? Yesterday, after pulling through the crux of a .10 crack I rested at a perfect hand jam, and was pleasantly surprised by 2 dollars resting amiably in the crack. cha ching.
@39 years ago, I found a working nickle slot machine laying in the rocks. Left it for a couple of weeks, came back and it was still there getting rained on so I took it home. It was a great device until a buddy and I started taking it apart to see how it worked. One spring in particular released something that wouldn't go back in. Never worked again and we never figured out how it worked.
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Skidemon27
Oct 1, 2009, 7:23 PM
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i find i have that same issues no matter what i take apart and put back to gether again, there always that one extra piece that mind fucks the hell outta ya
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shimanilami
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When I got to the Bizmark Ledge on Mescalito, there was a six pack of beer sitting there! Talk about sweet!
Since then, I like to bring something for the next guy whenever I climb a wall: a half finished bottle of whiskey, a couple of joints with some matches, a Penthouse magazine, and oysters are a few of the things I've left behind.
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getoutmore
Oct 1, 2009, 8:59 PM
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Beer left behind is not booty. Who ever forgets beer, especially keeping cold in a creek? Creeks are the perfect refrigerator for beer as is a snow bank. Nothing better than a cold beer taken from the creek after a day climbing. Always figured some dumb hunter would come across my beer in a creek and nab it, disappointed to hear climbers would make the same mistake.
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kachoong
Oct 1, 2009, 9:04 PM
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A watermellon.
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mitchy
Oct 1, 2009, 10:03 PM
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I sure as hell wouldn't call it booty, but some asshole keeps throwing LONG ISLAND WHITE FISH off of the top of my local crag....hmmm obviously somebody is getting some booty.
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kachoong wrote: A watermellon.
Is that a joke? Because my best non-climbing booty would have to be onions.
I was climbing with a friend and was completely overcome by the smell of onions. After climbing we walked a bit into the forest and there was a huge patch of wild onions. They went perfect with our smoked herring!
Second to that would be a headlamp.
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gmggg wrote: kachoong wrote: A watermellon. Is that a joke? Because my best non-climbing booty would have to be onions. I was climbing with a friend and was completely overcome by the smell of onions. After climbing we walked a bit into the forest and there was a huge patch of wild onions. They went perfect with our smoked herring! Second to that would be a headlamp.
Actually not.... we were at our local crag and a small group of people were picnicing there, since it was also a great scenic lookout. After everyone had departed the crag we topped out on our last climb of the day. Before us we spied a whole watermellon just sitting in a small pool of water in the granite. It was one of the best watermellons I've ever eaten! Yum!! We both devoured the lot before walking back to the car.
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kachoong wrote: gmggg wrote: kachoong wrote: A watermellon. Is that a joke? Because my best non-climbing booty would have to be onions. I was climbing with a friend and was completely overcome by the smell of onions. After climbing we walked a bit into the forest and there was a huge patch of wild onions. They went perfect with our smoked herring! Second to that would be a headlamp. Actually not.... we were at our local crag and a small group of people were picnicing there, since it was also a great scenic lookout. After everyone had departed the crag we topped out on our last climb of the day. Before us we spied a whole watermellon just sitting in a small pool of water in the granite. It was one of the best watermellons I've ever eaten! Yum!! We both devoured the lot before walking back to the car.
Awesome! That's my kind of booty. As much as I'd love to find a beer, strange fruit (not the Billie Holiday kind) makes for a much more fun story.
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This isn't really booty, but my wife and I came down from Seneca to find a couple beers under the shade of our Jeep. We met a guy whose partners never showed and took him climbing with us. We said good bye at the base of the rock at the end of the day, as he was in a rush.
Once when topping out at Seneca, I left a package of cheese crackers in the summit registry. A couple weeks later, I was chatting with a guide. It turns out his clients found and happily devoured them. It put a smile on my face.
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I found a single mattress and box spring even a frame by a dumpster this week :) Normally I would be really skeptical about something like this, but there were no stains didn't smell, a little bit of disinfect spray and its good to go. It was a great find cause I'm sleeping on an air mattress right now.
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While taking a "shortcut" at Enchanted Rock (ok, we were off-trail and bush wacking) we came across a 4 pound lead diver's weight.
Guess someone had put in someone else's pack for a joke and when they found it they just chucked it off into the brush.
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I did a traverse solo in Glacier Nat. Park at the recomendation of a really avid and in shape friend. On the morning of the second day, on the climb up a heavily brushed/cliffy ridge I spied something shiny in the burnt remnants of the brush (fire the previous summer topped this ridge). Upon closer inspection I found it to be a woman's anklet, and not a chear one.
Now mind you this is very obscure country and only a half dozen people have ever been there. Also it is very big country, and seeing something like this was very rare indeed.
When I came back to town I dropped in to the local gear store and looked for Stormy. She was to work in a couple days and I returned then. When I asked if she lost something, she said she had, a visor cap was blown off her head. When I inquired about anything else, she knew what I had found, and we both were in total disbelief that a one in a billion chance thing had happened. The best part is she is foreign born and this had charms on it from her past and was very dear to her.
Best kinda booty ever.
PS. had to bail on the route, it was way over may head, both stamina and technically. Even the bail was at the edge of my ability. Damn woman is a goat I tell ya.
Bob
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shimanilami wrote: When I got to the Bizmark Ledge on Mescalito, there was a six pack of beer sitting there! Talk about sweet! Since then, I like to bring something for the next guy whenever I climb a wall: a half finished bottle of whiskey, a couple of joints with some matches, a Penthouse magazine, and oysters are a few of the things I've left behind.
I wish there were people like you back east.
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LoveGettingStoned wrote: shimanilami wrote: When I got to the Bizmark Ledge on Mescalito, there was a six pack of beer sitting there! Talk about sweet! Since then, I like to bring something for the next guy whenever I climb a wall: a half finished bottle of whiskey, a couple of joints with some matches, a Penthouse magazine, and oysters are a few of the things I've left behind. I wish there were people like you back east.
WTF? My crackers not good enough for you? You're high!
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Hahaha! Maybe they aren't.
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