You certainly don't get all philosophical about it, Aristotle.

PS this quote better not somehow fuck up ... or H3L iZ LNGER!!!

Now I see what I have to do... KILL CI AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!1

Now I see what I have to do... KILL CI AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!1

A good meatbomb should have a couple good elements.

It should be funny.
It should be insulting.
It should contain plenty of misspellings.
It should have some good inside jokes.
It should be clever.
A good base photo helps too.
Originality is a plus, while still paying homage to it's roots.

Jack may be the most hated climber in SoCal
Jay may be the most hated user on rc.n00b
But I claim the title of most hated brent_e poster!

whoo!!
WHOO!!!
WHOOOO!!!!!

*zeke_iz_weke shitz CIz pantyz in rage while dave "gear" nibblez hiz raiznz!!!!*

LMFAO!

in seriousness, what makes a good meatbomb?

Although not a true bomb, being that it is missing the word meatBOMZ on it, this is my personal favorite. I was going to throw that in there, along with a Big Lebowski quote, but i was pretty drunk. Insulting, poigniant, and funny.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The family moves back a little. The mother pulls out a bible and starts quoting the red verses that Jesus spoke in the new testament, and The father gives a nod to his 4 year old daughter. She lays down and takes off her Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and purple Hello Kitty panties and spreads her legs open. The 6 year old son takes off his Elmo jogging pants and his Dukes of Hazzard underwear and kneals in front of his sister and puts his face right in front of her silky, light pink cunt. She starts to pee into his mouth and the son starts jacking off. The large family collie runs behind the son and starts licking his ass. The father walks behind the dog, lifts the dog's tail up, and spits in his asshole. Then the father pulls out his dick and guides it into the dog's ass. The mother gets her cue, puts the bible on her daughter's chest and takes off her dress and painties. She squats over her daughter's mouth, and even with her lower intestine infection, pushes out the raunchiest, foul smelling, blood filled liquid shit the family had ever seen. The daughter starts to gag and cough and shits onto her brother who now has his hand in her petit asshole. The smell of his mother's infected bowel reaches the son and he starts to vomit all over the bible and his sister's twat. The father smells it and starts throwing up on the dog while at the same time pulling his dick out and cumming on his son's back. The mother turns around and lays across her daughter, hands the bible to her husband, sticks a straw into her daughter's tiny cunt and starts slurping up her son's vomit. The dog walks around to the back of the mother and starts chewing on the mother's stringy clit. The son gets up, put's both of his fists into his mother's pussy and stretches it open and the dog puts his head up inside her. The daughter stands up, licks her dad's cum off of her brother's back, sucks off the dog, and jams a pencil in her pussy until she starts to bleed profusely. The father stands up, punches his son in his tiny balls, and takes the other end of the pencil that is in his daughter and jams it into his pee hole while fucking her. He starts singing "Kumbaya My Lord" while ripping out pages of the bible. Then he chokes his daughter into unconsciousness and throws her lifeless body at the talent agent. The rest of the family looks up with great smiles while standing in the blood, shit, vomit, and cum, and yells, "Hallelujah!!!!"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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No Good?

I can't say it's my favorite, but the h3L iz tall3rz 4 U is certainly classic material.

NOW IN THE FAQ!!!

Too Gay
Too small
No originality to the inside jokes
Animalz > Peeplz unless it's an inside joke itself
Too Gay
Needs more variance in font size - making it hard to read by quantity, but easier to distinguish certain elements. A true oxymoron

Most importantly, you're trying to hard. If you didn't care, it'd be a better bomb. Apathy is your friend in BET.

And so true. Hell really hasn't made the steps forward towards accessibility you'd expect of an institution entering the 21st century. H3L 1Z AN4kroN1sT1K 4 U!!!

And so true. Hell really hasn't made the steps forward towards accessibility you'd expect of an institution entering the 21st century. H3L 1Z AN4kroN1sT1K 4 U!!!

a true critic. lesson learned. kiss my ass

It will be shortly after we kill CI and extract the HBeez from his deceased rectum, zeke will myteriously disappear from the face of the earth.
That will be your only warning sign.

You are a sick, sick man! I liked it though.... so something must be terribly wrong with me.

Epoch

I would assume you have seen the movie/documentary about the aristocrats. If not, its well worth the price of admission. Its been awhile, but I think it was Gary Shandling's version that almost made me piss myself.