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NSFW wrote: gqsmooth wrote: [image]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g114/gqsmooth212/roflbot-1.jpg[/image] No Good? Too Gay Too small No originality to the inside jokes Animalz > Peeplz unless it's an inside joke itself Too Gay Needs more variance in font size - making it hard to read by quantity, but easier to distinguish certain elements. A true oxymoron Most importantly, you're trying to hard. If you didn't care, it'd be a better bomb. Apathy is your friend in BET.
art cares.
actually, I think I just read the part where art admits he cares.
art has always cared.
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nilcarborundum
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zeke_sf wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: Jesus Tits, Snoop. This is getting impressive. No shit. He almost caught me to 5K with a fat lead-out. He may not make that same mistake on 6K.
A month ago, I remember seeing someone with 6000+ posts. I wondered how the fuck someone got to 6000 posts. I mean, nobody has that much shit to say.
Now I understand. You don't need to have anything to say. In fact, its easier if you don't.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:03 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: zeke_sf wrote: NSFW wrote: dr_feelgood wrote:  Although not a true bomb, being that it is missing the word meatBOMZ on it, this is my personal favorite. I was going to throw that in there, along with a Big Lebowski quote, but i was pretty drunk. Insulting, poigniant, and funny. I can't say it's my favorite, but the h3L iz tall3rz 4 U is certainly classic material. And so true. Hell really hasn't made the steps forward towards accessibility you'd expect of an institution entering the 21st century. H3L 1Z AN4kroN1sT1K 4 U!!! I expect with his recent promotion to Assistant Satan, Art will do his part to make H3L C0NVEENI3nT (altho stil lngrz) fer MiJJits. Retarded animals will not be so lucky, however.
sounds unfortunate for (lv) kel's dog.
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nilcarborundum wrote: In reply to: Let me know if you do. If nothing else, you'll have a belay bitch and we can kill ****BRUINS SCORE**** a half-rack. I'm happy with the grades. I've led 5.8, and fumbled my way up 5.6 on top rope, so sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Massacre rocks doesn't have much below 5.10 and one of the guys I'm going with teaches climbing for the Uni, so I'll either figure out some tricks or I'll die. But ****HOLY SHIT BRUINS SCORE AGAIN**** at least I'll be outside, right. Maybe I should repost this in general. Or beginners. I could ask if 5.8 is good after 6 mths, and what I need to do to climb 5.10. That would be both an original and informative post. Perhaps I could even get JT to give me some helpful hints. While I'm at it, I can ask how slacklining and yoga will help my climbing, what direction to thread my atc, and what color panties to wear. And what to eat. This post will help everyone.
Not since NSFW have we had such a prodigy (and he had the benefit of a previous username). I, for one, welcome you to the b_et.
Laters, b_et.  Snoop. That was fun!
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snoopy138
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nilcarborundum wrote: tripperjm wrote: epoch wrote: A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family moves back a little. The mother pulls out a bible and starts quoting the red verses that Jesus spoke in the new testament, and The father gives a nod to his 4 year old daughter. She lays down and takes off her Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and purple Hello Kitty panties and spreads her legs open. The 6 year old son takes off his Elmo jogging pants and his Dukes of Hazzard underwear and kneals in front of his sister and puts his face right in front of her silky, light pink cunt. She starts to pee into his mouth and the son starts jacking off. The large family collie runs behind the son and starts licking his ass. The father walks behind the dog, lifts the dog's tail up, and spits in his asshole. Then the father pulls out his dick and guides it into the dog's ass. The mother gets her cue, puts the bible on her daughter's chest and takes off her dress and painties. She squats over her daughter's mouth, and even with her lower intestine infection, pushes out the raunchiest, foul smelling, blood filled liquid shit the family had ever seen. The daughter starts to gag and cough and shits onto her brother who now has his hand in her petit asshole. The smell of his mother's infected bowel reaches the son and he starts to vomit all over the bible and his sister's twat. The father smells it and starts throwing up on the dog while at the same time pulling his dick out and cumming on his son's back. The mother turns around and lays across her daughter, hands the bible to her husband, sticks a straw into her daughter's tiny cunt and starts slurping up her son's vomit. The dog walks around to the back of the mother and starts chewing on the mother's stringy clit. The son gets up, put's both of his fists into his mother's pussy and stretches it open and the dog puts his head up inside her. The daughter stands up, licks her dad's cum off of her brother's back, sucks off the dog, and jams a pencil in her pussy until she starts to bleed profusely. The father stands up, punches his son in his tiny balls, and takes the other end of the pencil that is in his daughter and jams it into his pee hole while fucking her. He starts singing "Kumbaya My Lord" while ripping out pages of the bible. Then he chokes his daughter into unconsciousness and throws her lifeless body at the talent agent. The rest of the family looks up with great smiles while standing in the blood, shit, vomit, and cum, and yells, "Hallelujah!!!!" For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" You are a sick, sick man! I liked it though.... so something must be terribly wrong with me. Epoch I would assume you have seen the movie/documentary about the aristocrats. If not, its well worth the price of admission. Its been awhile, but I think it was Gary Shandling's version that almost made me piss myself.
interesting introduction. have you posted anywhere besides the brent_e thread?
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snoopy138 wrote: NSFW wrote: gqsmooth wrote: [image]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g114/gqsmooth212/roflbot-1.jpg[/image] No Good? Too Gay Too small No originality to the inside jokes Animalz > Peeplz unless it's an inside joke itself Too Gay Needs more variance in font size - making it hard to read by quantity, but easier to distinguish certain elements. A true oxymoron Most importantly, you're trying to hard. If you didn't care, it'd be a better bomb. Apathy is your friend in BET.art cares. actually, I think I just read the part where art admits he cares. art has always cared.
That's it. I knew someone had told sweet tits he cared too much. I'm just beating a dead horse here.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:07 AM
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gqsmooth wrote: NSFW wrote: n00bs are coming out of the woodwork. Is this your doing Sweet Tits? negs man. he's not with me. i came in here because it was just starting up when i became a lurker a year and a half ago...invite him in, i'll practice my n00b bashing on him....
except, from what I've seen, he's already better at being a b_et member than you are.
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nilcarborundum
Oct 13, 2007, 4:07 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: tripperjm wrote: epoch wrote: A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family moves back a little. The mother pulls out a bible and starts quoting the red verses that Jesus spoke in the new testament, and The father gives a nod to his 4 year old daughter. She lays down and takes off her Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and purple Hello Kitty panties and spreads her legs open. The 6 year old son takes off his Elmo jogging pants and his Dukes of Hazzard underwear and kneals in front of his sister and puts his face right in front of her silky, light pink cunt. She starts to pee into his mouth and the son starts jacking off. The large family collie runs behind the son and starts licking his ass. The father walks behind the dog, lifts the dog's tail up, and spits in his asshole. Then the father pulls out his dick and guides it into the dog's ass. The mother gets her cue, puts the bible on her daughter's chest and takes off her dress and painties. She squats over her daughter's mouth, and even with her lower intestine infection, pushes out the raunchiest, foul smelling, blood filled liquid shit the family had ever seen. The daughter starts to gag and cough and shits onto her brother who now has his hand in her petit asshole. The smell of his mother's infected bowel reaches the son and he starts to vomit all over the bible and his sister's twat. The father smells it and starts throwing up on the dog while at the same time pulling his dick out and cumming on his son's back. The mother turns around and lays across her daughter, hands the bible to her husband, sticks a straw into her daughter's tiny cunt and starts slurping up her son's vomit. The dog walks around to the back of the mother and starts chewing on the mother's stringy clit. The son gets up, put's both of his fists into his mother's pussy and stretches it open and the dog puts his head up inside her. The daughter stands up, licks her dad's cum off of her brother's back, sucks off the dog, and jams a pencil in her pussy until she starts to bleed profusely. The father stands up, punches his son in his tiny balls, and takes the other end of the pencil that is in his daughter and jams it into his pee hole while fucking her. He starts singing "Kumbaya My Lord" while ripping out pages of the bible. Then he chokes his daughter into unconsciousness and throws her lifeless body at the talent agent. The rest of the family looks up with great smiles while standing in the blood, shit, vomit, and cum, and yells, "Hallelujah!!!!" For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" You are a sick, sick man! I liked it though.... so something must be terribly wrong with me. Epoch I would assume you have seen the movie/documentary about the aristocrats. If not, its well worth the price of admission. Its been awhile, but I think it was Gary Shandling's version that almost made me piss myself. interesting introduction. have you posted anywhere besides the brent_e thread?
A bit in campground and soapbox in the past few days. Mostly, I've used RC.com just to find partners over the past few months. So a bit of lurking and pm's. Keep reading. My RC lifespan gets spelled out later. Or at least enough.
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nilcarborundum wrote: NSFW wrote: NSFW wrote: n00bs are coming out of the woodwork. Is this your doing Sweet Tits? aPTFTW! Woo wooo wooo! It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. Not that you need encouragement, but you can save this for the next time DDT bans one of you: When I used RC.com solely to find partners, I logged on once every month or so. Now I get on three or four times a week to try and keep up with this thread. Meatbombz make me laugh my ass off, and its refreshing to know that there are others out there who flip between PBR, Jameson, and microbrews with no thought about it. I thought my GF and I might be the only ones who keep all three in the house on a regular basis. And Doc: I working on the Long's Peak red point as well...began it three times when I lived in Denver, never saw the top. Enough of the lovein.
word. at first I used the site for partners and read the fp threadz. then I found some climbing partners and the fp threadz got old. except for the occasional good one. now I read cg and the soap box, and mostly post here. and sometimes post in brent_e thread spinoffs.
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nilcarborundum
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snoopy138 wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: tripperjm wrote: epoch wrote: A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family moves back a little. The mother pulls out a bible and starts quoting the red verses that Jesus spoke in the new testament, and The father gives a nod to his 4 year old daughter. She lays down and takes off her Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and purple Hello Kitty panties and spreads her legs open. The 6 year old son takes off his Elmo jogging pants and his Dukes of Hazzard underwear and kneals in front of his sister and puts his face right in front of her silky, light pink cunt. She starts to pee into his mouth and the son starts jacking off. The large family collie runs behind the son and starts licking his ass. The father walks behind the dog, lifts the dog's tail up, and spits in his asshole. Then the father pulls out his dick and guides it into the dog's ass. The mother gets her cue, puts the bible on her daughter's chest and takes off her dress and painties. She squats over her daughter's mouth, and even with her lower intestine infection, pushes out the raunchiest, foul smelling, blood filled liquid shit the family had ever seen. The daughter starts to gag and cough and shits onto her brother who now has his hand in her petit asshole. The smell of his mother's infected bowel reaches the son and he starts to vomit all over the bible and his sister's twat. The father smells it and starts throwing up on the dog while at the same time pulling his dick out and cumming on his son's back. The mother turns around and lays across her daughter, hands the bible to her husband, sticks a straw into her daughter's tiny cunt and starts slurping up her son's vomit. The dog walks around to the back of the mother and starts chewing on the mother's stringy clit. The son gets up, put's both of his fists into his mother's pussy and stretches it open and the dog puts his head up inside her. The daughter stands up, licks her dad's cum off of her brother's back, sucks off the dog, and jams a pencil in her pussy until she starts to bleed profusely. The father stands up, punches his son in his tiny balls, and takes the other end of the pencil that is in his daughter and jams it into his pee hole while fucking her. He starts singing "Kumbaya My Lord" while ripping out pages of the bible. Then he chokes his daughter into unconsciousness and throws her lifeless body at the talent agent. The rest of the family looks up with great smiles while standing in the blood, shit, vomit, and cum, and yells, "Hallelujah!!!!" For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" You are a sick, sick man! I liked it though.... so something must be terribly wrong with me. Epoch I would assume you have seen the movie/documentary about the aristocrats. If not, its well worth the price of admission. Its been awhile, but I think it was Gary Shandling's version that almost made me piss myself. interesting introduction. have you posted anywhere besides the brent_e thread?
This joke still cracks me up. My GF and I kept this joke going for most of the drive to Denver once. Actually, we kept going for about thirty minutes. I kept going for the next 7 hours, much to someone's great pleasure.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:10 AM
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NSFW wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: NSFW wrote: NSFW wrote: n00bs are coming out of the woodwork. Is this your doing Sweet Tits? aPTFTW! Woo wooo wooo! It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. Not that you need encouragement, but you can save this for the next time DDT bans one of you: When I used RC.com solely to find partners, I logged on once every month or so. Now I get on three or four times a week to try and keep up with this thread. Meatbombz make me laugh my ass off, and its refreshing to know that there are others out there who flip between PBR, Jameson, and microbrews with no thought about it. I thought my GF and I might be the only ones who keep all three in the house on a regular basis. And Doc: I working on the Long's Peak red point as well...began it three times when I lived in Denver, never saw the top. Enough of the lovein. Wow, he actually seems like a decent guy. Sorry Sweet Tits, you're back on the bottom of the totem pole again. The shortest escape from the bottom in recorded history.
Sweet Tits had never left the bottom so far as I was concerned. But then, I first saw Idaho guy where he had replied to himself 5 times.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:14 AM
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NSFW wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. This is so getting cross-posted in the Coffee Thread.
wait, you're posting in the coffee thread?
nilcarborwhateverthefuckyournameis, I apologize for all the generally nice thingz I've posted about you.
you're still a douchebag. just not as much of one as Sweet tits.
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imnotclever wrote: jgloporto wrote: NSFW wrote: Devils_advocate wrote: Mornin Yinz nilcarborundum wrote: It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. How the hell are you ever going to catch up to that fat loser D_A if you keep pumping up his fake post count?? Yeah, what the hell's up with that?
and the thread joins another My Topics page.
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dr_feelgood wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: gqsmooth wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: NSFW wrote: NSFW wrote: n00bs are coming out of the woodwork. Is this your doing Sweet Tits? aPTFTW! Woo wooo wooo! It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. Not that you need encouragement, but you can save this for the next time DDT bans one of you: When I used RC.com solely to find partners, I logged on once every month or so. Now I get on three or four times a week to try and keep up with this thread. Meatbombz make me laugh my ass off, and its refreshing to know that there are others out there who flip between PBR, Jameson, and microbrews with no thought about it. I thought my GF and I might be the only ones who keep all three in the house on a regular basis. And Doc: I working on the Long's Peak red point as well...began it three times when I lived in Denver, never saw the top. Enough of the lovein. I don't want to bash him anymore either.... I appreciate that, although I'm not sure how much sleep I would have lost being made fun of by a nameless, faceless entity who lives halfway across the country. But there's a chance you would have touched a nerve and I would have spent days crying, making me unable to perform my job. This would have gotten me fired, and there goes my mortgage payment. I'm not sure if my girlfriend would stay if I was homeless, and she might try and take the dogs. Please don't pick on me... I like my dogs. We(they, i was at school) did something like that to diaphanowhateverthefuckhisnamewas....
that dude sucked. If he hadn't left, Sweet Tits wouldn't be at the bottom.
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snoopy138 wrote: NSFW wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. This is so getting cross-posted in the Coffee Thread. wait, you're posting in the coffee thread? nilcarborwhateverthefuckyournameis, I apologize for all the generally nice thingz I've posted about you. you're still a douchebag. just not as much of one as Sweet tits.
FWIW, I didn't cross post this in the coffee thread. I think NSFW did.
But you're probably right about the douchebag thing.
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zeke_sf wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: So you all know, I'm drinking a beer right now. n00b bishes need to get drunks moor!!! you lucky bastard. i'ts only 1:30. are you working from home, or is there some kind of fest at your job? appawarently, po widdle zeke is sick today. Hahahaha....and drinking beer!!! Mmmm, Boont Amber Ale. So.Good. you bastard! Although you lose points for not using a valuable sick day to do something rad like go climbing. You should be sick all right. Sick of not climbing! Enjoy the beer. Get wasted and pass out by 6. I'm a state worker, my friend, and I'm only planning to stay in this gig for 1/2 a year more. It's time to start milking my job like a kotex!!! Oh yeah:  Heh. The helmet still makes me laugh. But the lack of sweet dummy domery for my weekend plans makes me sad. I think I'll average out those two emotions by drinking another beer. Oh yeah!
Is drinking another beer ever not a good option?
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nilcarborundum wrote: snoopy138 wrote: NSFW wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. This is so getting cross-posted in the Coffee Thread. wait, you're posting in the coffee thread? nilcarborwhateverthefuckyournameis, I apologize for all the generally nice thingz I've posted about you. you're still a douchebag. just not as much of one as Sweet tits. FWIW, I didn't cross post this in the coffee thread. I think NSFW did. But you're probably right about the douchebag thing.
sorry. there were two separate trains of thought there.
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snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: gqsmooth wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: NSFW wrote: NSFW wrote: n00bs are coming out of the woodwork. Is this your doing Sweet Tits? aPTFTW! Woo wooo wooo! It's slow at work. FWIW, the BET is about the only thing I get on RC to read. Occasionally its worth following some JT thread that rambles for pages about how stupid everyone else is, but even as a beginner you can only read so many grigri vs atc or what shoes, rope, chalkbag, dildo can I use thread. Not that you need encouragement, but you can save this for the next time DDT bans one of you: When I used RC.com solely to find partners, I logged on once every month or so. Now I get on three or four times a week to try and keep up with this thread. Meatbombz make me laugh my ass off, and its refreshing to know that there are others out there who flip between PBR, Jameson, and microbrews with no thought about it. I thought my GF and I might be the only ones who keep all three in the house on a regular basis. And Doc: I working on the Long's Peak red point as well...began it three times when I lived in Denver, never saw the top. Enough of the lovein. I don't want to bash him anymore either.... I appreciate that, although I'm not sure how much sleep I would have lost being made fun of by a nameless, faceless entity who lives halfway across the country. But there's a chance you would have touched a nerve and I would have spent days crying, making me unable to perform my job. This would have gotten me fired, and there goes my mortgage payment. I'm not sure if my girlfriend would stay if I was homeless, and she might try and take the dogs. Please don't pick on me... I like my dogs. We(they, i was at school) did something like that to diaphanowhateverthefuckhisnamewas.... that dude sucked. If he hadn't left, Sweet Tits wouldn't be at the bottom.
What ever happened to climbordie#? I wasn't around much then. I remember something about doc unleashing the madness, and losing body parts for his country, but that's about it. (S)he made me laugh.
Come back climbordie#.
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zeke_sf wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: caughtinside wrote: Hey, why wouldn't you do the walkoff? It's supposed to be a bit on the rough side, but I think I'd rather do that than rap 2500 feet. You should read the TR's of the North Dome Gully descent. Also, you often end up rapping on that descent anyway! FWIW, a lot of people end up saying they much rather would have rapped down. I think rapping CJ would be alright in the light (probably less than 10 raps) and then you could either rap the arches or go for the NDG, depending on you felt. I don't know, I hear from a lot of folks that NDG isn't so bad, so long as you don't have to onsight it in the dark. People do it with pigs, so it can't be that heinous. It gets done in less than 45 minutes by people who know it. Well, yeah, but we'd be onsighting it. Linking RA--CJ in a day in winter it would be dark, no doubt about it. I guess hiking up it is a good way to go, so you know the way down afterward. Here's the plan Eric and I have: Do RA first day (don't have to start at 6am like everybody is always doing); bivy at the top of RA (get fresh water); we will have sleeping bags and Eric has an ultralight tent, so the cold won't be a problem; stash gear near CJ start the next day, where we'd rap back into; then, after the route, we'd either rap RA or maybe do the NDG, depending on daylight left to figure out that path and how we feel about the raps. We'd be a bit heavy on RA, but I don't anticipate that being the biggest deal. For the slab of CJ, we'd be much lighter. A tent?!?!? you guys are out of your minds. That's exactly why you should do it in a day, so you don't have to take all that bullshit and you can just enjoy the climbing. Seriously ... just make sure the weather will be good and ditch the tent. Snoop, I like ya, but you are out of your element. Plus, try finding digs in the valley on short notice. I'd rather be up 1400' than amongst the rv's, etc.. What's this pussy, let's get back to camp so we can roast marshmallow mentality you guys are spouting? Zeke done care. Zeke is the mountain. Man. Haha, beer #2, bishes!!!
no, I mean carry the bags but no tent. 4 lbs you don't need if you can be reasonably sure of good weather.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:29 AM
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caughtinside wrote: NSFW wrote: NSFW wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: caughtinside wrote: zeke_sf wrote: So you all know, I'm drinking a beer right now. n00b bishes need to get drunks moor!!! you lucky bastard. i'ts only 1:30. are you working from home, or is there some kind of fest at your job? appawarently, po widdle zeke is sick today. Hahahaha....and drinking beer!!! Mmmm, Boont Amber Ale. So.Good. you bastard! Although you lose points for not using a valuable sick day to do something rad like go climbing. He has a valid point. Heh. Raise your hand if you were ever stupid enough to use a sick day to go boarding/skiing, and have to try to explain the raccoon face the next day. *raises hand* I learned that lesson early. I was a senior in HS. A group of like a dozen friends were going to skip school on wednesday, for dollar days at donner ski ranch. All their parents said it was cool. But not mine! My mom was on the school board and thought it set a bad example. I was pissed! So I went anyway! And had a great time! But, I forgot the sunblock. As some of you know, I am a bit of a whitey. My face was nuclear red. I got home and didn't even try to hide it, it was no use. The next day, all my friends had notes from their parents saying they were sick. I had a note from my mom that said I skipped school and I should be busted as much as possible. In my physics class our teacher was young and hip and knew what was up. SHe gave a big speech about how disappointed she was in those that skipped, and said something about how she respected my folks for being honest. There was a test the day we skipped too. The teacher said that even though she wanted to shaft everyone, she would only shaft me since her hands were tied. My friends laughed their asses off of course, they didn't give a shit. They got to take the test w/no penalty, I got docked 2 letter grades. So I learned my lesson on that score. Sunblock on your face, and if you're climbing, tape your hands.
never tape. just claim it's leprosy or something.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:30 AM
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tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: oh yea... I would have used that cool bomz that somebody fixed up for me. But I'm such a loser I didn't save it and I'm too stupid to find it. So maybe if one of you smart guys, that still has a few brain cells left, could repost it I would not fail this time. thanks. one more thing... this new kid gqsmooth... I keep wondering, did he get his name cause he is a hairless, 16 year old prettyboy twink? which bOMBZ? the seacrit crag one? if so, I'll post it, even though I'm sure it's been posted already.  Thanks snoopy, I was really looking for the fingerbombz, but I hadn't saved that one either... I'm so lame!!!1
Oh, I didn't save that one.
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:32 AM
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nilcarborundum wrote: zeke_sf wrote: gqsmooth wrote: so i don't play guitar, but i thinking about getting a gibson les paul or GPC and learning.... I need to play more myself. Guitar is an addiction, my friend, but life is better that way. I learned to play guitar in college. By learned to play guitar, I mean I learned to play "Blackbird" by the Beatles and "Paint it Black" by the Stones. I could play both of them perfectly, and would, often, in the dorms, at campfires, on the porch, anywhere, apparently, that people would get pissed off because I just kept playing the same two songs over and over. I never did learn to play anything else.
you just have to find chicks that haven't heard you play those before.
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nilcarborundum
Oct 13, 2007, 4:33 AM
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Bruins score again! Kessel with the hat trick!
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snoopy138
Oct 13, 2007, 4:34 AM
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post 5K: currently drinking a Fat Weasel Pale Ale.
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nilcarborundum
Oct 13, 2007, 4:35 AM
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I like the Bruins, but not near as much as I hate the Kings.
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Re: [NSFW] 24/7 "Where's your crown King Nothing?" Coffee.
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