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it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

haz to be back in denver by 3:30 or 4 on friday.


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Jun 15, 2011, 8:59 PM
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cousin gets married on zatyrday. wedding will be just about the exact opposite of an elopement.

Lily's family had a mandatory elopement policy. There was a picture on her parent's mantlepiece of her dad in a tuxedo putting her sister in a wedding dress into a cab.


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:03 PM
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I might as well just hand it over when I agree to terns.

I would never agree to terns. shifty little buggers.




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Jun 15, 2011, 9:04 PM
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kachoong wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
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drivel wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
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tripperjm wrote:
drivel wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
granite_grrl wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
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ok, I know I'm setting myself up here but I just found this on my phone and had to laff

[IMG]http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/caughtinside_bucket/photo13.jpg[/IMG]

No, that's not gay at all.

Actually, why were you in Jack's bedroom taking pictures of him asleep?

Knot my bedroom, a hotel room.... and I noes, knot helping with teh hole knot gay thing.

Still, teh thing that is most disturbing is, what teh fuk is CI doing standing over me while I'm passed owt? And I must be pretty passed owt, cuz I never sleep on my back unless I'm really tired...

I was hoping to creep out to the rig in silence and fetch teh rusty shiv. Lucky for you, you must have awoken when I came back in because otherwise, well, you know.

Speaking ov rusty shives.... hear are a few ov my favorites.

[IMG]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k146/allwashedup/DSCN2422.jpg[/IMG]
Dude, you own a quilt?

Huh?

Own a quilt? I made that quilt. Well, I did awl teh piece werk, I hired a lady to due teh meandering stiching cuz I dun't has a long arm sewing machine.
Cheater. My mom does all of the piecing on the machine and then quilts it by hand.

Huh? Yore mom...

Tell ewe what, ewe let me noe when ewe due sumthing... anything creative and then we can compair.

you want to compare poetry?

Knot really. Knot in to poetry.

Knot really into sewing either... I originally got teh machine as a way to makes clothing, foul wether gearz, bivy sacks for my partner and I when we were dueing walls. We were both pretty poor back then and it wus teh only way we cood afford it. He wood buy materials and I wood make it.

Many years later, after making sum silly comment on what looked to be easy... making a quilt. I said sumthing stupid like 'Well, I cood due that' and teh next thing ewe noes it wus a challenge.

Lot more werk than I thought.

Still, ifs ewe are so hot to compair... pick sumthing I have at least dun... or sumthing neither ov us have dun. I'm awlways up fer a challenge.
Oh, yeah! I'm game for learning something new and smoking yore saggy ass. Pottery? Wire sculpture? Who's gonna judge?

Ewe obviously has knot seen my ass, it dusn't sag. Hell, ewe wood be happy ifs yore ass looked as gud as mine...

I liked teh concrete idea, but I wood be willing to due pottery.

We wood has to has sum rules guidelines... No molds or wheels, awl hand fabrication, stamping is ok? Spell it owt. And since yore fopo and knot real po like teh clamheds... cood we up teh stakes?
I'm in it for the glory, nawt the cash. Could do $20? I don't have any sculpture supplies so deduct that expense from what would be my gazzillion dollar entry into the pool would be (dickblick.com has been my favorite cheap site for years)

Will this piece be functional or form? We should have a 'theme' too.

it will be hard for those of us boarding planes for the meatup to bring a concrete sculpture.

onzite sculpture?

Maybe tripper can supply us with the cement from that huge stash he keeps in his garage.

Used most ov that pouring walkways. Still, even spec mix (mortar), witch is more expensive than concrete is only about $3.25 a 60lb bag. Cheap.

Who wood have thunk that Jack knew so much about concrete?

his concrete arguments really cement his reputation around here.


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:05 PM
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imnotclever wrote:
kachoong wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
drivel wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
drivel wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
granite_grrl wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Diphthong wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
ok, I know I'm setting myself up here but I just found this on my phone and had to laff

[IMG]http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/caughtinside_bucket/photo13.jpg[/IMG]

No, that's not gay at all.

Actually, why were you in Jack's bedroom taking pictures of him asleep?

Knot my bedroom, a hotel room.... and I noes, knot helping with teh hole knot gay thing.

Still, teh thing that is most disturbing is, what teh fuk is CI doing standing over me while I'm passed owt? And I must be pretty passed owt, cuz I never sleep on my back unless I'm really tired...

I was hoping to creep out to the rig in silence and fetch teh rusty shiv. Lucky for you, you must have awoken when I came back in because otherwise, well, you know.

Speaking ov rusty shives.... hear are a few ov my favorites.

[IMG]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k146/allwashedup/DSCN2422.jpg[/IMG]
Dude, you own a quilt?

Huh?

Own a quilt? I made that quilt. Well, I did awl teh piece werk, I hired a lady to due teh meandering stiching cuz I dun't has a long arm sewing machine.
Cheater. My mom does all of the piecing on the machine and then quilts it by hand.

Huh? Yore mom...

Tell ewe what, ewe let me noe when ewe due sumthing... anything creative and then we can compair.

you want to compare poetry?

Knot really. Knot in to poetry.

Knot really into sewing either... I originally got teh machine as a way to makes clothing, foul wether gearz, bivy sacks for my partner and I when we were dueing walls. We were both pretty poor back then and it wus teh only way we cood afford it. He wood buy materials and I wood make it.

Many years later, after making sum silly comment on what looked to be easy... making a quilt. I said sumthing stupid like 'Well, I cood due that' and teh next thing ewe noes it wus a challenge.

Lot more werk than I thought.

Still, ifs ewe are so hot to compair... pick sumthing I have at least dun... or sumthing neither ov us have dun. I'm awlways up fer a challenge.
Oh, yeah! I'm game for learning something new and smoking yore saggy ass. Pottery? Wire sculpture? Who's gonna judge?

Ewe obviously has knot seen my ass, it dusn't sag. Hell, ewe wood be happy ifs yore ass looked as gud as mine...

I liked teh concrete idea, but I wood be willing to due pottery.

We wood has to has sum rules guidelines... No molds or wheels, awl hand fabrication, stamping is ok? Spell it owt. And since yore fopo and knot real po like teh clamheds... cood we up teh stakes?
I'm in it for the glory, nawt the cash. Could do $20? I don't have any sculpture supplies so deduct that expense from what would be my gazzillion dollar entry into the pool would be (dickblick.com has been my favorite cheap site for years)

Will this piece be functional or form? We should have a 'theme' too.

it will be hard for those of us boarding planes for the meatup to bring a concrete sculpture.

onzite sculpture?

Maybe tripper can supply us with the cement from that huge stash he keeps in his garage.

Used most ov that pouring walkways. Still, even spec mix (mortar), witch is more expensive than concrete is only about $3.25 a 60lb bag. Cheap.

Who wood have thunk that Jack knew so much about concrete?

Looks like he sandbagged you on his concrete knowledge.

What the fuck! GU'd on a notfunny!


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:06 PM
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snoopy138 wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

haz to be back in denver by 3:30 or 4 on friday.

Well I'm meeting folks for some spurt climbing in Clear Creek around 4 tomorrow. Drop me a note if you want to join.

GO


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:09 PM
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cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

I'll give you $100 if you punch him in his face.


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:10 PM
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Just killed a rattler with the first strike of a shovel. It was down next to the dog pens, with one of the dogs lying down next to the fence barking at it. It was just out of reach from the dogs, luckily, so I jumped teh fence with a shovel, threw dirt on it to piss it oft and uncoil it a little, then struck.

I severed it just above the brainstem apparently because when I went to cut oft its rattle the decapitated thing struck at me with its stump. Nearly shat myself. Crikey!

aww... poor little guy. what did he do to deserve that?


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snoopy138 wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

haz to be back in denver by 3:30 or 4 on friday.

That's enough time for a punching.


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:12 PM
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climbing at eldo (*kamhed shitz pantz in rage*) with one of teh brit's fierndz tomorrow afternoon.

Seriously, we should just turn Eldo into a cement factory, and then al make sculptures with the rubble left over from when we dynamite The Naked Edge.


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Jun 15, 2011, 9:14 PM
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caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

Yeah, tons of bouldering 10 feet from the road on flagstaff mt.

If there is any more boulder tawk in this thread, I will fucking flatrock everyone of you and your families come August. Those are the rules guidelines.


snoopy138


Jun 15, 2011, 9:14 PM
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cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

haz to be back in denver by 3:30 or 4 on friday.

Well I'm meeting folks for some spurt climbing in Clear Creek around 4 tomorrow. Drop me a note if you want to join.

GO

will be in eldo tomorrow afternoon.


snoopy138


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Diphthong wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

I'll give you $100 if you punch him in his face.

who do you wuntz to punch who in teh fase?


snoopy138


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Diphthong wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
Diphthong wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

I'll give you $100 if you punch him in his face.

who do you wuntz to punch who in teh fase?

yes


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snoopy138 wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
cracklover wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

I finish work @ 3 every day, so if you need a partner for afternoon climbing, let me know.

GO

haz to be back in denver by 3:30 or 4 on friday.

Well I'm meeting folks for some spurt climbing in Clear Creek around 4 tomorrow. Drop me a note if you want to join.

GO

will be in eldo tomorrow afternoon.

Heh, sounds like Snoppy's ColoRado trip will be a no-GO.


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camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
it's sort of like a friday for me, since I leave teh werkz at 6 today to fly to denver.

Leaving work at 6 is what most people do every day.

You climbing in Radiego?

hopefully climbing in boulder canyon or somewhere on friday.

There is always the choss of clear creek and the golden cliffs.

I may have found a partner through MP who wuntz to go to BoCan. If not, I'll go solo a flatiron or two and do some bouldering.

Yeah, tons of bouldering 10 feet from the road on flagstaff mt.

If there is any more boulder tawk in this thread, I will fucking flatrock everyone of you and your families come August. Those are the rules guidelines.

I'm proposing teh front range for a fall BET meetup next year.


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Jun 15, 2011, 10:32 PM
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Ewe gays are gunna lurve this won...


So I head owt early, hoping to fix a broken hold on teh _____ __, maybe start cleaning teh _______ and gets sum practice. Half way to teh crag, I get teh call, partner has to bail. Well shitz...

I dun't wunts to waste teh day so I continue on, figuring I wood head over to this other gig and put sum werk in. Anyways I'm werking away when I notice a ranger truck has pulled over and parked. Teh ranger gets owt and is just hanging in front ov his rig on won ov teh tables. I figures he on sum sort ov a break or just wasting tyme. I cheak 'em with teh binos, turns owt it's teh same LEO that tooled me last season. I'm knot really still two bent over teh incident, but I dun't like tools and I especially dun't like this tool. I had awlready put in half a day and I wus getting kinda ov tired ov it, so figured maybes I could fuk with this guy.

So I reburied awl my shitz and then trundled a couple ov microwave sized rocks oft teh top to gets his attention. He instantly perked up. I could sees him trying to figure owt what wus going on. When he wood look away I wood trundle another won. I noes he kan't sees shitz. I drove past this choss pile fer a couple ov years before I ever noticed it and even after I spotted it, with binos I still coodn't tell what teh fuk I wus looking at, untill I bushwacked up to it. Up a shadowy gulley in teh trees.

It wus awl kinda funny... and then unbeliveably enough, he started walking across teh meadow toward me. WoHoo, this wus gunna be fun. Even though teh pile is only a several hundred yards away from teh parking/ picnic area and looks close/ ten minute hike, I had approched teh first tyme this way and it's knot teh way. Wus gunna take him 20 to 30 mins to get to me, teh way he wus cumming and I cood watch him teh hole way.

He gots to teh river and stopped. I hadn't tossed anything since he started walking and I knew he had no clue. He started to look disinterested, so I hussled across 50 yards to teh top ov teh gully and tossed a couple ov more rocks down it. This peaked his intrest and he started to look for a way to cross teh river. Finally wading across using a large branch that had fallen across the river as a hand rail. I'm up there just laughing to myself. He's up to his crotch in teh river and still doesn't noes what teh fuk he's looking for. He only a couple ov hundred yards away, but it's up a loose screeslope covered in poison oak. Tool is a complete idiot, he's bushwacking rite thru teh poison oak... and I still dun't thinks he even noes what is going on or what he looking for. Finally when he's less than a hundred yards away, still bushwacking thru teh PO. I yell, 'Dude, ewe better turn back, cuz yore never gunna make it.' Dude flipped, started sreaming he wus a LEO blah blah blah and he wanted to talk to me. I just laughed really loud and said 'Well, Catch me if's ewe can' and then I took off.

Fiveteen minutes later I wus walking owt ov teh forest, into teh market, got a water, hopped in teh rig and headed down. When I passed teh picnic area his truck wus still there and I coodn't spot him any where. I just keep driving, laughing awl teh way down teh hill. Tool got tooled. heh...

For awl I noes he still up there bushwacking thru teh PO looking fer me.
Awesome.

Hey, poison oak, does that look a lot like poison ivy?
Nope.
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Just killed a rattler with the first strike of a shovel. It was down next to the dog pens, with one of the dogs lying down next to the fence barking at it. It was just out of reach from the dogs, luckily, so I jumped teh fence with a shovel, threw dirt on it to piss it oft and uncoil it a little, then struck.

I severed it just above the brainstem apparently because when I went to cut oft its rattle the decapitated thing struck at me with its stump. Nearly shat myself. Crikey!

Biner says: Beware of the Stump!



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Just killed a rattler with the first strike of a shovel. It was down next to the dog pens, with one of the dogs lying down next to the fence barking at it. It was just out of reach from the dogs, luckily, so I jumped teh fence with a shovel, threw dirt on it to piss it oft and uncoil it a little, then struck.

I severed it just above the brainstem apparently because when I went to cut oft its rattle the decapitated thing struck at me with its stump. Nearly shat myself. Crikey!

Biner says: Beware of the Stump!

yo, 'biner, what do you wear when you climb? do you have a crimping hand, like an aid hook or something?


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wekend report:

pretty sure you all know how my weekend went already, as the sprayogram was distributed far and wide. camhead's phone only allows him to text 10 people at a time. this news required two batch texts.

sport climbing today. was hot.

Nurpity... I'm orf teh zacharized list.

's ok, I put it on mah aszents list in case anyone carez. no one carez other than me, but I do lurve to look at it sitting on the list. mine.

it was so fucking beautiful.

Gneiss. Closing the "gap"

Looks like there's another one there at the same grade with your name on it.

http://www.mountainproject.com/...ite-corner/106001180

[image]http://www.mountainproject.com/images/11/85/106001185_large_98c5b3.jpg[/image]

that one looks great, too. We walked past it to "Luv Nothing," since it was cammy's turn. Fucking ridiculous thin hands (red/green) splitter up a ~30 degree overhanging face. I had to aid large portions of it to clean it; it was pretty insane.

but yes, finger crack in a white corner is next on my personal list for the area.

Aid? I would have thought those TV hands were money for a one two tradster like yerself?


No shit. If she can't climb a crack that is perfect hands what can she climb?

I'm really starting to doubt anything was sent this weekend.

um, greens are very thin hands, even for me.

So like #2 for those of us with man-sized hands?


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So I got my shit together and actually have my shoes, glove, helmet, tools and camelbak....and my mtn bike.

Should have hit the trails tonight, but I had to go grocery shopping and still set up the bike tonight. I'd like to head out tomorrow night though.

Haven't ridden my mountain bike since last year and it has the hardest saddle of all my bikes...my but will be a hurting!

ewe forgot the mt.bike trail book


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Jun 15, 2011, 11:00 PM
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ok, I know I'm setting myself up here but I just found this on my phone and had to laff

[IMG]http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/caughtinside_bucket/photo13.jpg[/IMG]

No, that's not gay at all.

Actually, why were you in Jack's bedroom taking pictures of him asleep?

Knot my bedroom, a hotel room.... and I noes, knot helping with teh hole knot gay thing.

Still, teh thing that is most disturbing is, what teh fuk is CI doing standing over me while I'm passed owt? And I must be pretty passed owt, cuz I never sleep on my back unless I'm really tired...

I was hoping to creep out to the rig in silence and fetch teh rusty shiv. Lucky for you, you must have awoken when I came back in because otherwise, well, you know.

Speaking ov rusty shives.... hear are a few ov my favorites.

[IMG]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k146/allwashedup/DSCN2422.jpg[/IMG]
Dude, you own a quilt?

Huh?

Own a quilt? I made that quilt. Well, I did awl teh piece werk, I hired a lady to due teh meandering stiching cuz I dun't has a long arm sewing machine.
Cheater. My mom does all of the piecing on the machine and then quilts it by hand.

Huh? Yore mom...

Tell ewe what, ewe let me noe when ewe due sumthing... anything creative and then we can compair.

you want to compare poetry?

Knot really. Knot in to poetry.

Knot really into sewing either... I originally got teh machine as a way to makes clothing, foul wether gearz, bivy sacks for my partner and I when we were dueing walls. We were both pretty poor back then and it wus teh only way we cood afford it. He wood buy materials and I wood make it.

Many years later, after making sum silly comment on what looked to be easy... making a quilt. I said sumthing stupid like 'Well, I cood due that' and teh next thing ewe noes it wus a challenge.

Lot more werk than I thought.

Still, ifs ewe are so hot to compair... pick sumthing I have at least dun... or sumthing neither ov us have dun. I'm awlways up fer a challenge.

loser quitz climbing?

Aparently those stakes were two high.... though I did ask if anybody had any other suggestions fer stakes... course it wus just deathly quiet.

Still, I kin remember offering ewe a challenge on teh Life Without Principle, with only cash fer stakes... ?

I remember not wanting to take any challenges on teh LWP, given that it was apparently rap-bolted off the actual climbing line.

I also have no idea what the proposed steaks were.


I have a ribeye in the fridge I should be cooking.


Actually two of them


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Jun 15, 2011, 11:10 PM
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tu for me none for you


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chossmonkey wrote:
drivel wrote:
chossmonkey wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
drivel wrote:
kachoong wrote:
kachoong wrote:
drivel wrote:
kachoong wrote:
drivel wrote:
wekend report:

pretty sure you all know how my weekend went already, as the sprayogram was distributed far and wide. camhead's phone only allows him to text 10 people at a time. this news required two batch texts.

sport climbing today. was hot.

Nurpity... I'm orf teh zacharized list.

's ok, I put it on mah aszents list in case anyone carez. no one carez other than me, but I do lurve to look at it sitting on the list. mine.

it was so fucking beautiful.

Gneiss. Closing the "gap"

Looks like there's another one there at the same grade with your name on it.

http://www.mountainproject.com/...ite-corner/106001180

[image]http://www.mountainproject.com/images/11/85/106001185_large_98c5b3.jpg[/image]

that one looks great, too. We walked past it to "Luv Nothing," since it was cammy's turn. Fucking ridiculous thin hands (red/green) splitter up a ~30 degree overhanging face. I had to aid large portions of it to clean it; it was pretty insane.

but yes, finger crack in a white corner is next on my personal list for the area.

Aid? I would have thought those TV hands were money for a one two tradster like yerself?


No shit. If she can't climb a crack that is perfect hands what can she climb?

I'm really starting to doubt anything was sent this weekend.

um, greens are very thin hands, even for me.

So like #2 for those of us with man-sized hands?

more like really tight reds, i suppose?

there is a much bigger difference between cammy and I's perfect "finger" size than perfect "hand" size.

middle to fat reds is perfect hands for me, though I can usually get what i'd call an actual hand jam in, if a red camalot will go in. but the lower end of golds is still very good hands for me, I just usually bury it to my wrists. or is that cups? when the narrow part of the wrist, rather than the heel of the hand makes contact? at any rate, golds is still good/easy to hold onto. blues suck.

but greens.... big greens are too big to comfortably fingerlock, and i can't get my thumb in the crack. true "thin" hands. very hard. thin greens i can sometimes ringlock. ringlockable extends down into purple, somewhat, and then I have another nightmare size around small purple/big grey.

and then, of course, blue is perfect fingers.

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