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wannabe
Mar 15, 2006, 4:43 PM
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What this party needs is the bounce-o-meter. :lol:
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
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veganboyjosh
Mar 15, 2006, 5:00 PM
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In reply to: What this party needs is the bounce-o-meter. :lol: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
oh man.
nsfw, btw.
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micahisaac
Mar 15, 2006, 10:55 PM
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ok I was not expecting that. I almost peed myself and i'm at work
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cindylou
Mar 20, 2006, 4:35 PM
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In reply to: What this party needs is the bounce-o-meter. :lol: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
Vince: Ick. I had no idea I looked like that. A person could lose an eye with those things flying around!
Do not bring a bounce-o-meter to the party. Unless you bring several pairs of safety goggles.............
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wannabe
Mar 20, 2006, 10:07 PM
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I guess beer goggles will have to suffice. :shock:
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pdiddy
Mar 23, 2006, 5:11 PM
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Wow, I just popped into the partners forum to see what sick lines killclimbz and wannabe were dropping lately. What do I find? An open party invitation with Vince suggesting something about a "Bounce o' meter". Yikes, I think this sounds worthy.
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killclimbz
Mar 23, 2006, 6:14 PM
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In reply to: Wow, I just popped into the partners forum to see what sick lines killclimbz and wannabe were dropping lately. What do I find? An open party invitation with Vince suggesting something about a "Bounce o' meter". Yikes, I think this sounds worthy.
The bounce o meter will just be the beginning...
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veganboyjosh
Mar 23, 2006, 7:15 PM
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In reply to: The bounce o meter will just be the beginning...
i predict, the beginning of the end...
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zozo
Mar 23, 2006, 7:30 PM
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Im bringing my jockstrap and scuba gear. See you sucka's underwater!
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wannabe
Mar 23, 2006, 8:02 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: The bounce o meter will just be the beginning... i predict, the beginning of the end...
Truer words have never been spoken. :P
Zozo, you bringing the kiddy pool?
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zozo
Mar 23, 2006, 8:07 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: The bounce o meter will just be the beginning... i predict, the beginning of the end... Truer words have never been spoken. :P Zozo, you bringing the kiddy pool?
Yeah, and the lime jello to.
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cindylou
Mar 24, 2006, 5:07 PM
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WOW! Let's recap. So far we have:
Gary in a feather boa and banana hammock.
Zozo in a jock strap and scuba gear.
Vince in a thong and beer goggles with a bounce-o-meter.
Flamer spraying with the Large Capacity Hose (LCH).
Shorty sporting his brazillian wax job in the shape of a heart.
Uh......... Micah and VBJosh, what are you guys wearing? Lime Jello?
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veganboyjosh
Mar 24, 2006, 5:13 PM
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In reply to: WOW! Let's recap. So far we have: Gary in a feather boa and banana hammock. Zozo in a jock strap and scuba gear. Vince in a thong and beer goggles with a bounce-o-meter. Flamer spraying with the Large Capacity Hose (LCH). Shorty sporting his brazillian wax job in the shape of a heart. Uh......... Micah and VBJosh, what are you guys wearing? Lime Jello?
jello ain't vegan yo. i do have asweet dress i could wear. it's double knit stretch, aqua blue, and has a matching vest. would put the "tramp" back in trampoline, if you know what i mean.
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killclimbz
Mar 24, 2006, 5:13 PM
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In reply to: WOW! Let's recap. So far we have: Gary in a feather boa and banana hammock. Zozo in a jock strap and scuba gear. Vince in a thong and beer goggles with a bounce-o-meter. Flamer spraying with the Large Capacity Hose (LCH). Shorty sporting his brazillian wax job in the shape of a heart. Uh......... Micah and VBJosh, what are you guys wearing? Lime Jello?
The banna hammock and feather boa was soooo last year. This year it's body paint and glitter...
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mushroomcloud_2
Mar 24, 2006, 8:04 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: This year it's body paint and glitter... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Sounds like Gary ate some schnizzle biznombs and is feelin' SASSSSSSSY! I might have to stay semi conscious this time so I don't miss anything.
You should see the colors and the application that G chosen for his body armor. Chartreuse, Cranberry and Powder Blue with body hair as a wonderful accent. It truly is a work of art and will be difficult to top.
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killclimbz
Mar 24, 2006, 8:04 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: This year it's body paint and glitter... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Sounds like Gary ate some schnizzle biznombs and is feelin' SASSSSSSSY! I might have to stay semi conscious this time so I don't miss anything.
You don't remember the 15 half naked buff guys giving you a lap dance from the last party??? How about the nun with a 5 foot salami???
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mushroomcloud_2
Mar 24, 2006, 8:07 PM
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cindylou
Mar 24, 2006, 8:11 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: This year it's body paint and glitter... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Sounds like Gary ate some schnizzle biznombs and is feelin' SASSSSSSSY! I might have to stay semi conscious this time so I don't miss anything. You don't remember the 15 half naked buff guys giving you a lap dance from the last party??? How about the nun with a 5 foot salami???
Were they climbers???????? You know I'm only easy for climbers... :wink:
And the nun comment.... that is just wrong.
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shorty
Mar 24, 2006, 10:08 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: This year it's body paint and glitter... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW You should see the colors and the application that G chosen for his body armor. Chartreuse, Cranberry and Powder Blue with body hair as a wonderful accent. It truly is a work of art and will be difficult to top.
Let's get something straight here. Body paint and glitter does not belong on any guy, when any other guy is within a 27 block radius of said body paint dude. Ditto for 'nana hammocks, boas, thongs (except those for the feet), wax jobs (especially when shapes are involved). Hoses and jock straps are borderline, but become unacceptable if accessorized with SCUBA gear or any flavor of jello.
People, people, PEOPLE.....
This is spring time. The passing of winter. The dawning of a new season. The true start of the climbing season. The time when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue hits the news stands.
Body paint is for female supermodels. Sorry troops, but nix Gary on the paint and bring on Heidi Klum, Elle McPherson, Rachel Hunter, Kathy Ireland.... Shoot, even Kate Moss (the contrasting white lines on her forearms are an especially nice touch).
So let it be said, so let it be done.
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killclimbz
Mar 24, 2006, 10:17 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: This year it's body paint and glitter... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW You should see the colors and the application that G chosen for his body armor. Chartreuse, Cranberry and Powder Blue with body hair as a wonderful accent. It truly is a work of art and will be difficult to top. ***ahem*** Let's get something straight here. Body paint and glitter does not belong on any guy, when any other guy is within a 27 block radius of said body paint dude. Ditto for 'nana hammocks, boas, thongs (except those for the feet), wax jobs (especially when shapes are involved). Hoses and jock straps are borderline, but become unacceptable if accessorized with SCUBA gear or any flavor of jello. People, people, PEOPLE..... This is spring time. The passing of winter. The dawning of a new season. The true start of the climbing season. The time when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue hits the news stands. Body paint is for female supermodels. Sorry troops, but nix Gary on the paint and bring on Heidi Klum, Elle McPherson, Rachel Hunter, Kathy Ireland.... Shoot, even Kate Moss (the contrasting white lines on her forearms are an especially nice touch). So let it be said, so let it be done.
C'mon shorty, you know you can't wait to see me "crack" a smile...
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wannabe
Mar 24, 2006, 10:51 PM
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In my best Austin Powers voice...That's not riiight!
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micahisaac
Mar 25, 2006, 12:28 AM
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<----will be wearing a smile and a strategically placed pink tricam :D
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flamer
Mar 25, 2006, 11:29 PM
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In reply to: How about the nun with a 5 foot salami???
I thought that was tracy??? And trust me, she's no nun!
josh
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