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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 3:28 AM
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Is it:
Born on the 4th of July?
~T
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petsfed
Sep 30, 2004, 3:29 AM
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Kachoong, Saving Private Ryan.
How's this:
We're like 7-11. We may not be doing business, but we're always open.
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 3:30 AM
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which one? the tom hanks one?
the one above has pies in it! :lol:
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 3:35 AM
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In reply to: Kachoong, Saving Private Ryan. How's this: We're like 7-11. We may not be doing business, but we're always open.
petsfed GOT IT!
what about this quote:
PASCOW
It's not the real cemetery...
(Long pause) The soil of a man's
heart is stonier, Louis...a man
grows what he can...and tends it.
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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 3:37 AM
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In reply to: Kachoong, Saving Private Ryan. How's this: We're like 7-11. We may not be doing business, but we're always open.
Boondock Saints
~T
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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 3:44 AM
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pet semetary??
or an Ann Rice novel...
????????
~T
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 3:48 AM
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In reply to: pet semetary?? or an Ann Rice novel... ???????? ~T
You got it first time.... cooooool :wink:
....there still leaves one....
In reply to: -You see, flying takes 3 things. Hard work, perseverance, and...hard work. -You said hard work twice! -That's because it takes twice as much work as perseverance.
In reply to: -All my life flashed before my eyes, it was really boring... |
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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 3:59 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: pet semetary?? or an Ann Rice novel... ???????? ~T You got it first time.... cooooool :wink: ....there still leaves one.... In reply to: -You see, flying takes 3 things. Hard work, perseverance, and...hard work. -You said hard work twice! -That's because it takes twice as much work as perseverance. AND In reply to: -All my life flashed before my eyes, it was really boring...
latter one...chicken run.
~T
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 4:02 AM
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GREAT! nikegirl wins!
...they were actually both from chicken run....
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 4:06 AM
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Another one:
DR. LULL
Listen to me! He's been going on and
on about Mars.
(frightened)
He's really been there.
MCCLANE
(raspy)
Use your head, you dumb bitch! He's
acting out the secret agent role from
his Ego Trip!
DR. LULL
(superior)
I'm afraid that's not possible.
MCCLANE
(condescending)
Why not?
DR. LULL
We haven't implanted it yet.
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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 4:11 AM
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my turn:
Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky : What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up!
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nikegirl
Sep 30, 2004, 4:15 AM
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In reply to: Another one: DR. LULL Listen to me! He's been going on and on about Mars. (frightened) He's really been there. MCCLANE (raspy) Use your head, you dumb b----! He's acting out the secret agent role from his Ego Trip! DR. LULL (superior) I'm afraid that's not possible. MCCLANE (condescending) Why not? DR. LULL We haven't implanted it yet.
total recall :)
~T
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 4:17 AM
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In reply to: Another one: DR. LULL Listen to me! He's been going on and on about Mars. (frightened) He's really been there.
AHRNOLD: "Consider that a divorce."
Total Recall
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 4:22 AM
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Here's one that had some excellent dialog:
Woman standing in line: "Hey fu*k su*k! Get off the fu*king car!"
Man on car: "Tell that cu*t to shut up or I'll come over there and fu*k start her head."
Woman talks to boyfriend in line with her, he agrees and they approach the man sitting on their Mercedes across the street. The woman is yammering on and on about how her boyfriend is going to kick the guy's ass.
Boyfriend: "Alright. OK. She's got a big mouth, but she's right. I'm going to beat you silly and fu*k you stupid. So you wanna do the man dance?"
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 4:24 AM
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In reply to: my turn: Hooper: Check this s---. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! Banky : What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the f--- up!
...was it something to do with Amy?.... I can't remember
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 4:31 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: my turn: Hooper: Check this s---. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! Banky : What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the f--- up! ...was it something to do with Amy?.... I can't remember
Chasing Amy? Didn't see the film, but what the hey.
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sapphire
Sep 30, 2004, 4:32 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: my turn: Hooper: Check this s---. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! Banky : What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the f--- up! ...was it something to do with Amy?.... I can't remember
yeah, Chasing Amy...
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sapphire
Sep 30, 2004, 4:33 AM
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In reply to: Here's one that had some excellent dialog: Woman standing in line: "Hey fu*k su*k! Get off the fu*king car!" Man on car: "Tell that cu*t to shut up or I'll come over there and fu*k start her head." Woman talks to boyfriend in line with her, he agrees and they approach the man sitting on their Mercedes across the street. The woman is yammering on and on about how her boyfriend is going to kick the guy's ass. Boyfriend: "Alright. OK. She's got a big mouth, but she's right. I'm going to beat you silly and fu*k you stupid. So you wanna do the man dance?"
was this from My Cousin Vinny?
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 4:34 AM
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....this is an awesome movie with some damn filthy dialog:
BIG D
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
DREXL
Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.
BIG D
Shit, any nigger say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off.
DREXL
I heard that.
FLOYD
Hold on a second, Big D. You sayin' you eat pussy?
BIG D
Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
DREXL
Preach on, Big D.
FLOYD
Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
BIG D
Shit! Nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up there suckin' niggers' dicks.
DREXL
Heard that.
Drexl and Big D bump fists.
FLOYD
Yeah, that's right, laugh. It's so funny, oh it's so funny.
(he takes a hit off of a joint)
There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked. Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys. And white boys are freaks for that shit -
DREXL
- Because it's good!
FLOYD
Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat. And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.
BIG D
Drexl. On behalf of me and all the brothers who aren't here, I'd like to express our gratitude -
Drexl and Big D bust up.
FLOYD
Go on pussy-eaters... laugh. You look like you be eatin' pussy. You got pussy-eatin' mugs. Now if a nigger wants to get his dick sucked he's got to do a bunch of fucked-up shit.
BIG D
So you do eat pussy!
FLOYD
Naw naw!
BIG D
You don't like it, but you eat that shit.
(to Drexl)
He eats it.
DREXL
Damn skippy. He like it, too.
BIG D
(mock English accent)
Me thinketh he doth protest too much.
FLOYD
Well fuck you guys then! You guys are fucked up!
DREXL
Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine bitch, I mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say "Bitch, suck my dick!" and then Jayne Kennedy says, "First things first, nigger, I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" Now, what do you say?
FLOYD
I tell Jayne Kennedy, "Suck my dick or I'll beat your ass!"
BIG D
Nigger, get real. You touch Jayne Kennedy she'll have you ass in Wayne County so fast -
DREXL
Nigger, back off, you ain't beatin' shit. Now what would you do.
FLOYD
I'd say fuck it!
Drexl and Big D get up from the table disgusted and walk away, leaving Floyd sitting all alone.
Big D sits on the bed, his back turned to Floyd, watching "Bewitched".
FLOYD
(yelling after them)
Ain't no man have to eat pussy!
BIG D
(not even looking)
Take that shit somewhere else.
DREXL
(marching back)
You tell Jayne Kennedy to fuck it?
FLOYD
If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.
DREXL
With that terrible mug of yours if Jayne Kennedy told you to eat her pussy, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow on her shit, and suck her dog's dick, nigger, you'd aim to please.
BIG D
(glued on TV)
I'm hip.
DREXL
In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Big D, toss me that shotgun.
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sapphire
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okay, here's one:
PETER
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Therapist
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
PETER
Yeah.
Therapist
Wow, that's messed up!
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In reply to: okay, here's one: PETER So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Therapist What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? PETER Yeah. Therapist Wow, that's messed up!
....sounds familiar.... but can't remember the name....
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kachoong
Sep 30, 2004, 4:54 AM
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ok.... I'll bite..... but only because I googled it (am I allowed to do that?).... I give up.... "office space"
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In reply to: was this from My Cousin Vinny?
No. Bennicio Del Torro is in it as well as James Caan.
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sapphire
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haha...yeah...office space. although I think googling is cheating. I would have just googled/imdb-ed that tom hanks war movie then...
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