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With me on lead... And my belayer on a very small exposed ledge
Belayer.
"Dude! are you at a good spot up there"
me
"Will be in a couple seconds, Why?"
Belayer
"There is a baby goat right next to me on this ledge"
Me
"so what"
Belayer.
"Its mother looks really pissed off and is on the other side of me on this ledge."
Belayer in very desperate sounding voice
"f--- I am going to have to jump she just took a run at me."
Belayer
"Oh s---"