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d9durante
Apr 8, 2003, 2:44 AM
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Hope ya hav'nt heard this one....
After a hard day of climbing two ropes head into the local pub. They prop up on the stool and the barkeep glares at them "HEY!! I can't serve to you guys...you're ropes!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!" The barkeep grabs the two ropes before they could move and tosses them out the door. One rope looks at the other and says "man, they can't treat us like that, I'm gonna get a drink here!" The other rope looks and says "forget it, they won't serve us". "Just watch" replied the other. The rope then proceeds to tie a knot at the top and ruffles the top. He walks into the bar again, sits down and orders a drink. The barkeep looks at him and says "Hey, you're that rope!" The rope leans over the bar and replies "Nope, frayed knot"..
ha ha ha .... okay it was long and I thought it was funny... sorry...
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talons05
Apr 9, 2003, 9:55 PM
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Nice one! :lol: And yes, the helmets are still available. Let me know what you need!
A.W.
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climbthedj
Apr 15, 2003, 6:56 AM
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ha! They got the dry treatment... ba dunh tssss! Yeah, I know that was bad., but I had to do it. Do you have any good petzl spirits (straight or bent) for sale?
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talons05
Apr 17, 2003, 2:49 PM
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No, but I do have some Wild Country Assent bent gates.....
A.W.
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skaterbotyo
Jun 17, 2003, 2:32 AM
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
how many? Fish
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hishopper
Jun 18, 2003, 3:47 AM
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:lol: Now that was funny! ROTFLMAO..
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