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annoyingrodents


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Militant Mexican Midgets
Sex nuts and retard strong
^home wall


SDTim


Aug 2, 2007, 3:26 AM
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Susies discharge santee
Grotesque old woman-brickyard
sorry about that part 3
sit there and take it like a man,
Faded Fat Greedy Woman
We brought the atom bomb,
I think now would be a good time to use it-lizards mouth


crazy_fingers84


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Pinch the Prostate - font boulders, Athens, OH
The Glory Hole - COAD boulder, Athens, OH


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"squeezing your mom" at haycock mtn, pa
"jesus calls for war" at haycock


EGrant


Aug 13, 2007, 1:00 AM
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I Own Your Soul V5, at Pine Mountain


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Can't Trust Skinny People
Elephant Collector
The Long Hard One
The Jizz boulder
Is that Bird Shit or a Tick mark?

NS


youradhere


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I'm not a gynecologist but ill take a look


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Niagara Glen has some good ones.
Carpet munching diablos
donut munching canadians (sitstart var.)
girls of cheektowaga(its all 2-3 finger pockets :P)
chocolate underpants
cool names:
Real Kungfu Massacre
Real bruce Lee
Royal with Cheese

p.s. doesnt every area have a "birth canal problem"?


dreday3000


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My all time favorite at the Glen is "Super Sharp Shooter"...its very precise.


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Ukant Klimreelrok


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majid_sabet wrote:
Ukant Klimreelrok

that's pretty freakin good Laugh


guccipiggy


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The never popular Peter Croft route The Asshole that Killed Liberace (5.11b) in Metcalfe, Ontario.

sorry. not a bouldering problem. but funny none the less.


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onceahardman


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i always liked "bitchy virgin" in the gunks.


gunks have lots of good names.


taydude


Sep 21, 2007, 2:53 AM
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dreday3000 wrote:
My all time favorite at the Glen is "Super Sharp Shooter"...its very precise.
yea just got that last week, perfect name.


bizarrodrinker


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"The oubliette" is a pretty cool name of a problem at Haycock.

Almost never climbed though. Mega highball, Kinda chossy and has a death landing.

A very aptly named climb actually if you know what the name means.


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"my harry crack" 5.11d


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D.B.F. (Dry Butt F***)
-Mt. Whitney V2

P.O.D. (Post Orgasmic Depression)
-sport route at pinnacles, 5.11Wink

Eretcion
-5.10 eret that looks like a....
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paclimber12


Oct 22, 2007, 12:46 AM
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Funky Butt Love at haycock


JohnCook


Oct 22, 2007, 1:04 AM
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Stapadictomy is an old route on Froggatt edge peak district UK.
There is a route on the Castle Crag in Nottingham UK (Climbing is banned, its in the middle of town and above a pub, literally) call 'Mohammed the Mad Monk from Moorside Home for Mental Misfits'. There are hundreds of wierd route names in the UK some with a reason, (eg. Kipling Groove, because its ruddy'ard) some just for the sake of it.


mushroomsamba


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I forget where in the gunks it is but there is a climb called the scrotum pole. large phallic tower.

and then there is poop stain, in the wisahickon valley. easy climb, funny name


homasta


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The PEN IS mightier Dixon School Road NC
and
AN ALbum cover Dixon School Road NC
haha


delfindle


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Popey Meets the Burrito Master - pit
Baby Sitters Taste Better - the mine


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LOG JAMMN' -SANTA BARBARA CA
CLUBBING BABY SEALS -SANTA BARBARA CA

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