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welikoa
Jan 10, 2006, 6:41 AM
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Im going to give you the best name EVER.
submit the funniest, or raddest names you would actually lay down after an fa. By the way, Bad Exgirlfriend is nearly done haha
Bad Exgirlfriend weve all had some bad ex's and know how horrific they can be. What a better name for a route that sucks the life essence out of you/? or anyone names having to do with venerial diseases will suffice. "Man, I just onsighted my bad exgirlfriend and it sucked balls! Or I just climbed on Herpes simplex B and let me tell you it wasnt all its cracked up to be! haha
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goob3r
Jan 10, 2006, 7:22 AM
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Pucker Park and Pucker Perch are two of my favorites.. i'm copywriting them for personal use.
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ninja_climber
Jan 10, 2006, 8:46 AM
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There's a boulder problem called Mother-in-Law...I think its a V5. I personally like the name Rock Juice...I heard this name at a gym.
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mchristie
Jan 10, 2006, 2:46 PM
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Cookies and Percocet............
Demerol and Clean Sheets...........
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cmajercz
Jan 10, 2006, 3:00 PM
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Body Karate
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brent_e
Jan 10, 2006, 3:18 PM
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evil samarai chickens
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gt29905
Jan 10, 2006, 3:26 PM
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Handjob.
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tradgal
Jan 10, 2006, 3:48 PM
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Hung-up on Crack
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joshy8200
Jan 10, 2006, 4:06 PM
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Whatever routes I FA or set at gyms I'm going to make the names homages to quotes from 'classic' movies:
Back to the Future:
"1.21 Gigawatts"
"This is Heavy Duty Doc"
"But Your Kids are Gonna Love It"
"Let's See if you Bastards can do 90"
"Dad Dad, Daddy-O"
Super Troopers:
"Littering and Smoking the Reefer"
"How's the View from Sugar Heaven Bitch?"
"Bear F---er"
"I am all that is Man"
"Das a lotta Dimp"
Those are just the two really 'quotable' classics that are on my mind right now...
Heat:
"Don't Waste My Mother-F---ing Time"
The list could go on and on...
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j_ung
Jan 10, 2006, 4:17 PM
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I hate to validate bad humor, but IMO, puns work well for route names.
"Brittney Smears"
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thegroundhurts
Jan 10, 2006, 4:20 PM
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My friend has the copyright on this, she thought of it after she accidentally sat on the rack; the best potential route name ever: "There's an Alien in my cooter"
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lostdog
Jan 10, 2006, 4:22 PM
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Smelly Pirate Hooker
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joshy8200
Jan 10, 2006, 4:23 PM
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In reply to: I hate to validate bad humor, but IMO, puns work well for route names. "Brittney Smears" :lol:
Sounds like it could be the next Stone Mtn classic. Maybe some similar inspiration went into "Bimbo's Bulge" at Moore's :lol: (Jeez, I crack myself up).
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craftedpacket
Jan 10, 2006, 4:27 PM
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A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow"
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trenchdigger
Jan 10, 2006, 5:09 PM
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In reply to: Im going to give you the best name EVER. submit the funniest, or raddest names you would actually lay down after an fa. By the way, Bad Exgirlfriend is nearly done haha Bad Exgirlfriend weve all had some bad ex's and know how horrific they can be. What a better name for a route that sucks the life essence out of you/? or anyone names having to do with venerial diseases will suffice. "Man, I just onsighted my bad exgirlfriend and it sucked balls! Or I just climbed on Herpes simplex B and let me tell you it wasnt all its cracked up to be! haha
Bitter, are we?
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hosh
Jan 10, 2006, 5:15 PM
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I'm waitint to use "positive thinking dies another death" on a really hard one...
I'm also partial to "the Alaskan 5.6" but that would only be appropriate for a hard climb, in the 5.10 or higher range. Sandbaggin' is a way of life up here, it seems.
hosh.
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hosh
Jan 10, 2006, 5:32 PM
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I'm waitint to use "positive thinking dies another death" on a really hard one...
I'm also partial to "the Alaskan 5.6" but that would only be appropriate for a hard climb, in the 5.10 or higher range. Sandbaggin' is a way of life up here, it seems.
hosh.
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crazyakclimber
Jan 11, 2006, 2:35 AM
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how about... "slick rock" another name that fits typical alaskan climbing perfectly! :lol:
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macherry
Jan 11, 2006, 2:38 AM
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i don't know if it's been used before but in honor of my favorite cartoon:
barney's rubble.
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jonqdoe
Jan 11, 2006, 2:39 AM
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Devil's Lake has some great route names, but my personal favorite is Callipigeanous Crack. Callipigeanous means "a shapely buttocks".
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the_soph
Jan 11, 2006, 2:46 AM
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saw this at a gym...
"I need an adult"
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tadam2000
Jan 11, 2006, 3:50 AM
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"From Bat Traverse", one of the worst puns I've run across. I think this route is at JT.
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snoopy138
Jan 11, 2006, 3:56 AM
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In reply to: "From Bat Traverse", one of the worst puns I've run across. I think this route is at JT.
It's "From Bad Traverse", and is at Tahquitz.
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stabla
Jan 11, 2006, 4:04 AM
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"the beastmaster"
or
"Beastmaster through portals of time"
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jeffvoigt
Jan 11, 2006, 4:27 AM
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There is a route at Index Town Walls called Doctor Sniff and the Tuna Boaters, if I am not mistaken
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