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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 3:40 AM
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I get back to my room tonight, to find a giant leopard print futon occupying a large portion of our very small room. My tv and dvd and the bookshelf it lives on have been torn from their plugs and dragged to the other side of the room.
The futon smells like cigarettes and a hooker's ass after a busy night. My ass maggot roomate shows up. "It was only $50!!!"
1.)Come on, seriously. Seriously. My TV used to be right under the window - nice and safe.
2.)There's my brand new TV at the bottom of her ladder. Tell me she's not going to kick it over crawling out of bed or crawling up into bed (not the never used climbing gear she bought when she decided she was going to be a hardcore climber).
3.)The psycho herself.
P.S. for the new kids http://www.rockclimbing.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1473890;search_string=roommate;#1473890
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2007, 3:47 AM
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gah!!!!!.....put a disclaimer on your roomamtes face next time....jebus, comon! think next time there biner, some kids could have clicked on that link......
serious, i've read all your posts aboot your roommate.....either put your foot down and be a bitch or get over it...
if you don't have a firm stance on your roomates "what mine is yours and yours mine" BS, she'll just walk all over ya......
now so bitch slap her, tell her she's ugly and so is that nose ring, to know her role and shut her mouth
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philbox
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Jan 16, 2007, 3:51 AM
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Better yet drag her round the room a few times by the nose ring.
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basilisk
Jan 16, 2007, 3:52 AM
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that's the worst looking futon i have ever seen.
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tradrenn
Jan 16, 2007, 3:56 AM
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And that's why I live alone.
Fuck that shit.
Never again.
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dr_feelgood
Jan 16, 2007, 3:56 AM
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tattooed_climber wrote: philbox wrote: Better yet drag her round the room a few times by the nose ring. NOOOOOOOOooooo bad idea other phil.... its a proven fact hippies don't wash (evident, look at the hair) 'biner, AVOID CONTACT!!!! get yourself some pliers and rubber gloves don't forget the safely glasses...i hear hippies spray poisonous venom from glands in the back of their throats
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2007, 3:58 AM
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bahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah
i think the funkness to the face via yosemite hammer would be hella cooler!!!!!!!
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 3:58 AM
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I told her she has to fold it up unless someone's spending the night, there's no reason that it has to be flat like that, taking up so much room... (note how she hasn't done it yet)
also, if the smell doesn't go away in a week, I'm setting fire to it myself up on the roof.
edited to add: no way in fuck i'd go near that...thing! She never washes! She uses that freaking dr. brommers shit once a month and thats it!
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brent_e
Jan 16, 2007, 3:59 AM
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Get out, Mo, it's not worth that shit. You deserve better.
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tradrenn
Jan 16, 2007, 4:01 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: also, if the smell doesn't go away in a week, I'm setting fire to it myself up on the roof.
Now you talking
Don't forget to take some pics, this could be fun.
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2007, 4:04 AM
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tradrenn wrote: carabiner96 wrote: also, if the smell doesn't go away in a week, I'm setting fire to it myself up on the roof. Now you talking Don't forget to take some pics, this could be fun.
kinda like that simpsons episode where homer gets kicked out of the stonecutters and they burn his stonecutters underwear and all the ghosts fly out..
but in this case its a semen-demon cum-stained futon a hippie has sentimental value for...
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philbox
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Jan 16, 2007, 4:05 AM
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tradrenn wrote: carabiner96 wrote: also, if the smell doesn't go away in a week, I'm setting fire to it myself up on the roof. Now you talking Don't forget to take some pics, this could be fun.
No way, it's youtube vids or nuthin.
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angry
Jan 16, 2007, 4:16 AM
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She'd probably clean up real pretty.
For the record, I like to look at hippie girls but don't like to get close enough to smell them.
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macherry
Jan 16, 2007, 4:20 AM
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ah college life!!!!
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AngusBeefheart
Jan 16, 2007, 4:26 AM
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I had a similar problem last year (the roomate, not the shitty futon). My solution
step 1: find out what she's alergic to
step 2: by a new pet
step 3: profits!
on a completely unrelated note, my scorpion's name is GrisGris
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 4:27 AM
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rendog wrote: philbox wrote: Better yet drag her round the room a few times by the nose ring. I'll one up ya phil.... shave her fekin head while she sleeps. mind you, you'll probably have to de-louse the room after all the lfeas and other bugs jump ship. Just one more reason for you to move to Alberta babe 
I swear to god, one more straw and I'm on my way.
Strikes to move:
*sucky roomie
*beer tax
* fear that I've overcommitted with the BF
*so-so climbing
*no fucking snow
Its a working list...
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brent_e
Jan 16, 2007, 4:30 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: rendog wrote: philbox wrote: Better yet drag her round the room a few times by the nose ring. I'll one up ya phil.... shave her fekin head while she sleeps. mind you, you'll probably have to de-louse the room after all the lfeas and other bugs jump ship. Just one more reason for you to move to Alberta babe I swear to god, one more straw and I'm on my way. Strikes to move: *sucky roomie *beer tax * fear that I've overcommitted with the BF *so-so climbing *no fucking snow Its a working list...
Ooooooh. #3 is a tough one.
Alberta will treat you right!!!! it IS canada!!!
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 4:32 AM
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haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early.
But you know what they say if you're in a different zip code.... 
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 4:38 AM
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wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early. FWIW, and not to project other people's lives into yours, but I met my wife when I was 16, started dating her when I was 18. That was 18 years ago. Going on 13 years married, 3 kids and we're pretty damn good with the way it's turned out. It's unusual in this day and age maybe, but doesn't mean it's weird or bad. 
To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind.
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brent_e
Jan 16, 2007, 4:52 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early. FWIW, and not to project other people's lives into yours, but I met my wife when I was 16, started dating her when I was 18. That was 18 years ago. Going on 13 years married, 3 kids and we're pretty damn good with the way it's turned out. It's unusual in this day and age maybe, but doesn't mean it's weird or bad. To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind.
just make sure his dick wears a hat and you will have less problems.
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