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Kartessa


Sep 10, 2010, 1:23 PM
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Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad.

While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me.

I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any.
Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later.
Boom hes out and your bangin away.
Thats how my wifey gots pregers.
I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice.
and no I am not climbing ice.

Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula.

No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all.

I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once Frown

I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer.

He has herpes.

Could be... I just thought he was gay.

Either way, he's working up the courage to break the news to you.

Maybe he's deathly afraid of the whole kid/baby daddy situation? I mean, you don't look haggard (or you work teh foto chop like a pro), so it's hard to imagine myself in a similar predicament and choosing to eat ice cream and tell breakup stories over banging it out like an orangutan in rut. In fact, I've been in a similar situation with a climbing partner, told her my breakup story, and then banged it out like an orangutan in rut. No ice cream though. Something is amiss.

I dont think the kiddo is an issue, he comes with us to the gym and the crag sometimes and he's always quiet and well behaved. The baby-daddy isn't an issue, period. I haven't spoken to him in 3 years.

Plus, he's got a teenager who's a shit disturber!

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Dear Kartessa,

My final advice is to just treat the guy like a climbing partner, look for your beef jerky elsewhere. Maybe he likes you a lot as a friend/climbing partner and doesn't want to fuck it up. You're just focusing on him because he's there to focus on; there are plenty of guys who would rail you raw and with much less effort on your part.

Mister Manners

That's pretty much the plan... he's now just my (gay) partner. Still the best belay I've ever had!

Which is no small thing.
To belay or be laid...?

(trying out the notfunny boots)

Unfortunately it's just a belay Unsure

Give it time though, maybe I can turn him straight.


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:13 PM
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Sitting in gridlocked traffic

Posting to the knob

Wondering if my employer monitors what we use these aircards for...
Cool aircards are win!!!!!!!


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Woo!!

Just moved forward 15 feet!!
suck-sex!!!!


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:14 PM
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You guys would not believe how much meat I fit in my mouth today! It was practically all the way down my throat. Just when I didn't think I could fit in another sausage, I did! I feel like I just redpointed a year long project or something! What a rush.
Unimpressed wat.


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:24 PM
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Woo!!

Just moved forward 15 feet!!

Sweet SuckSex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GU'd Pirate


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:25 PM
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Woo!!

Just moved forward 15 feet!!

Lucky bastard... I still have 2 hours to lurk here, then its a 1h45m commute.
1 hour 45 min.

OUCH

Pirate
My "commute" iz all ov 10 zecondz.


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You guys would not believe how much meat I fit in my mouth today! It was practically all the way down my throat. Just when I didn't think I could fit in another sausage, I did! I feel like I just redpointed a year long project or something! What a rush.
Um....

TMI?

It's OK. I was at work, and my boss was there.

Deff TMI.
Unimpressed


sungam


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In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks.
zcorez!


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:30 PM
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You guys would not believe how much meat I fit in my mouth today! It was practically all the way down my throat. Just when I didn't think I could fit in another sausage, I did! I feel like I just redpointed a year long project or something! What a rush.

Wow... even I can't deep-throat that much sausage.
Unimpressed


sungam


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Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late.

Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?!

Now he's gotta brush his teeth...

Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK!

He's doing it again...

He took too long to finish work to make it to the crag, so now we're going to the gym... as soon as he finishes showering.
Unimpressed unacceptable.


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:34 PM
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Or a climbing trip of course. Wanna do some crack at the New with Mr. Burnz and I?

this is good. can we get a few pci'ers together? I'm already hoping Johnnyboy can meet me at the Red after the New.

Well, there are only 4 of us on the EC so you shouldn't have very many invitations to send out...

Unless you count Kartessa of course.

Hell, I think I saw here defending the newest version of the NR guide book in another thread today, so shes obviously been there before.

of course she's welcome! that makes five!

so...when can everyone meet? I'm best anytime after the second week of oct into the middle of Nov. I have a friend visiting from Germany in Nov, but I don't know when he arrives yet. otherwise, i'm flexible.
Early to mid Dec is gud for me. Whups, did I let that slip? Blush

Christmas time at the old ladies house??
Potentially.

How many days? Potentially...
Dunno. A week or two I guess. Might not make it at all.


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:35 PM
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notapplicable wrote:
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sungam is noob

i like majid. he makes RC.com what it is

how about adatesman's new website's policy of no editing posts after one hour? how fricking hilarious is that?

this morning it was VERY cold. it was probably like 25 degrees below the usual temp

i like rc.com more than mp

cheesetittery: this morning it was VERY cold. it was probably like 25 degrees below the usual temp

Cheez Its...the savior of snacks!

Oooh. I bought a car a little while back. A 2007 Mazda 3

Oooh and tonight I get to hangout with a friend that I have not seen in some time!
That's always fun. I saw a dude I haven't seen in YEARS the other day. It was fun but kinda awkward, he had changed a lot. Bit of a douche, really.

And thats why I'm not on facebook.

If I stopped talking to you there was probably a reason, and if there wasn't one at the time, there probably would be now.

Or I could just me an asshole with stunted emotional development. I'll let the intranet decide...
I vote for that one.

I voted for, it takes one to know one.
Heh. Busted!


sungam


Sep 10, 2010, 2:35 PM
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notapplicable wrote:
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Lazlo wrote:
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Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late.

Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?!

Now he's gotta brush his teeth...

Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK!
spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING.

I live almost an hour away from him. If I call him and say "I'm on my way" an hour and a half ahead, I have every right to bitch and moan that he's not ready to go when I get there.

This is correct

You just think so because she used the word moan.

Mmmmmmmmmhhh...

I'm uncertain as to whether mentioning that I was/am naked while posting that^^ would cross any kind of awkwardness boundaries.

Nah, probaby shouldn't, just to be safe.
LaughLaughLaughLaugh BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


sungam


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Lazlo wrote:
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Sungam, you sonofabitch. Is that you?
Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
I achally duntz...

Stop posting! Dammit! I'm tired of being ten pages behind!
Zorry brohamzki.


sungam


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strong work, btw. for the first time in a while there's enough action here for me to have to scroll several pages to read everything. because of this, I am concerned about donny's absence. he's gonna have an awful lot of ACUN to do.
Only half way.
twenty pages to read skim

Lucky you.

I'm only 300 posts away from passing someone who stopped posting back in 2008 so I can't afford to just skim.

Gotta keep climbing the ladder.
YEZ!


sungam


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strong work, btw. for the first time in a while there's enough action here for me to have to scroll several pages to read everything. because of this, I am concerned about donny's absence. he's gonna have an awful lot of ACUN to do.
Only half way.
twenty pages to read skim

Lucky you.

I'm only 300 posts away from passing someone who stopped posting back in 2008 so I can't afford to just skim.

Gotta keep climbing the ladder.

Whoa! I think I just channeled Magnus there for a second.

That was creepy.
I felt it, bro. Did you feel it?


sungam


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In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks.

The wife really liked it.
Nice mountain scenery.
beautiful lake
good hiking.
Plus good skiing and climbing.
Of course I like the area too.
In related news, I got written up for missing training while I was out of town on vacation. Apparently someone enrolled me in a class and didn't tell me about it.

Sabotage!
BEAZTIE BOYZ!!!!!


sungam


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HOLLOW VICTORY!!
Yup. But ztill gud!


sungam


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Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad.

While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me.

I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any.
Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later.
Boom hes out and your bangin away.
Thats how my wifey gots pregers.
I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice.
and no I am not climbing ice.

Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula.

No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all.

I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once Frown

I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer.

He has herpes.

Could be... I just thought he was gay.
Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...?
http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.html

Where the fuck did you come from??
I'm always here.
I'm just not OCD enough to get more than the random occasional post in
CDO, BEEEOTCH!!


zeke_sf


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In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks.

The wife really liked it.
Nice mountain scenery.
beautiful lake
good hiking.

Tis a nice place.

The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday.

If you lived there, it wouldn't be a problem. It really depends on which way you are going, etc..


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Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late.

Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?!

Now he's gotta brush his teeth...

Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK!

I hear ya. My partner likes to bother about trivial details like eating in the middle of the climbing day. We're climbing, get a move on! No time for nutrition. You think this heroin-chic body made itself??
LaughLaugh heroin-chic, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dunno Why but the tickled me good.

Wait, What? No! Get the fuck off dude! What? You thought I Was gunna cup yore ballz? Get the fuck aWay!

I'm more into getting a good ball licking anyway.

My heroin chic body is starting to become more of a marijuana chic body as the week progresses and I binge on various yum yums. I just don't care to eat on climbing days. Some people crap themselves when they have adrenaline pumping, I just stop eating.

It happens...

Lucky for me, I've started a new job, quit smoking, and moved to a new town (with my parents Crazy) so even the reefer isn't enough to give me an apetite.

Bright side is: The less my ass weighs, the less work it is to haul it up the wall Wink

I don't smoke the reefer.







Often.

Shame

I'd like to think being constantly high for a significant portion of my life has set me good on that count.

I'm working on that, but these "Rules" I've set are getting in the way...

No getting high when you are:
Working (8hrs/day)
Driving (2hrs/day)
Climbing (too many hours to count)
Being a Mommy (most of the day)

Factor in sleep (what little I can get) and I'm not getting very far. Maybe it's time to drop the kid, quit the job, sell the car and scale back the climbing so I can be the burnout I've always aspired to.

I used to smoke at work with my boss. The first leads I did NOT high were freaky. You should just quit your job, get a vanagon for you and the tike to bum around crags in (van school the youngster), and start frequenting climbing areas as a weed floozy with a bad climbing habit. Problems solved.
You sir have a climbing partner any time u comes to da south.

For my erstwhile status as a weed head, or because I just cyber-pimped Kartessa?

Option C - He's just as wierd IRL and has no partners.

Fair enough.


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Kartessa wrote:
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Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late.

Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?!

Now he's gotta brush his teeth...

Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK!

I hear ya. My partner likes to bother about trivial details like eating in the middle of the climbing day. We're climbing, get a move on! No time for nutrition. You think this heroin-chic body made itself??
LaughLaugh heroin-chic, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dunno Why but the tickled me good.

Wait, What? No! Get the fuck off dude! What? You thought I Was gunna cup yore ballz? Get the fuck aWay!

I'm more into getting a good ball licking anyway.

My heroin chic body is starting to become more of a marijuana chic body as the week progresses and I binge on various yum yums. I just don't care to eat on climbing days. Some people crap themselves when they have adrenaline pumping, I just stop eating.
Yeah, I never get that hungy when climbing. Biking makes me super hungy, though.

Biking I definitely bonk and need to eat, but I still don't have the appetite. Running makes me into a ravenous manimal.

Working makes me crave Cheeseburgers.

How many can a person eat before congestive heart failure?

I think we'll need to ask the Tootsie Pop Owl for that one.

Nice reference!

I knew that damn bird was haunting somebody else's skull.


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Lazlo wrote:
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Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late.

Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?!

Now he's gotta brush his teeth...

Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK!

I hear ya. My partner likes to bother about trivial details like eating in the middle of the climbing day. We're climbing, get a move on! No time for nutrition. You think this heroin-chic body made itself??
LaughLaugh heroin-chic, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dunno Why but the tickled me good.

Wait, What? No! Get the fuck off dude! What? You thought I Was gunna cup yore ballz? Get the fuck aWay!

I'm more into getting a good ball licking anyway.

My heroin chic body is starting to become more of a marijuana chic body as the week progresses and I binge on various yum yums. I just don't care to eat on climbing days. Some people crap themselves when they have adrenaline pumping, I just stop eating.
Yeah, I never get that hungy when climbing. Biking makes me super hungy, though.

Biking I definitely bonk and need to eat, but I still don't have the appetite. Running makes me into a ravenous manimal.

Working makes me crave Cheeseburgers.

How many can a person eat before congestive heart failure?

I think we'll need to ask the Tootsie Pop Owl for that one.

Ever seen Trailer Park Boys? I'm like Randy, but with girl-boobs, and a shirt.

"OH GAWD! Randy's hookin for cheeseburgers again!"

I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm.

Does he look like a bitch?

Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?


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And I don't even like it. anyone in this thread

+1 +100000

Fixed.

edit cuz i suck

Ouch... That hurts right here.

It's funny how you seemed more bummed about losing a competant climbing partner than the actual relationship issues.

In any case, he sounds like he takes himself too seriously.

What do you think the ratio of single men or women (pick your poison) to real climbers is in any given city?

1/40,000, 1/50,000, more...?

You do the math on the odds of finding a compatable partner in the respective pools.

You're just depressing me more.

I would say that that is what WE do here but thats not quite right. Greg and Laz are actually pretty nice guys.

That is definitely what I do here though.

How come you use Greg's first name, but don't show me the same respect? Bryan.


...and I spelled it right. Mad
Dude, I called you Laz IN PERSON. It's practically your name.

Tru
Well, as long as we are straight.

And if not, I get to be big spoon next time.

Wait...
What?
Okay, so I feel this needs to be explained.
My Bro Fergus dropped me off at t3h leap to go chill with Laz and climb some sicky gnar gnar 5-atez. He dropped me off, I said hi to Laz, we had a beer, my bro pretended he was a cop and scared the SHITZ out of Laz saying he was pissed he gave me (underage at the time) a beerz. Laz shitzed himself hard. Look on his face for the next hour was PRICELESS.
Then my bro drove off....

WITH ALL MY CAMPING STUFF IN HIS CAR. FUCK.
Wait, what? AND MY WARM CLOTHES.

All I had was a t-shirt, a hardshell, and my climbing gearz.
So me and Laz, well, we tried to keep warm but all he had was a lightweight sleepingbag and a bivibag. It was a cold, cold night and it fucking rained on us (not hard, but enough to make it shit). We wuz both freezing.

Laz was, of course, the upmost gentleman and he took me to breakfast in the morning.

You should be used to teh cold and wet
I am, but usually I have a SLEEPING BAG when dealing with it. That was my third coldest night evar.

Cold nights SUUUCCKKK!!~!


That burn HUUUURRRT!


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Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad.

While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me.

I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any.
Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later.
Boom hes out and your bangin away.
Thats how my wifey gots pregers.
I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice.
and no I am not climbing ice.

Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula.

No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all.

I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once Frown

I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer.

He has herpes.

Could be... I just thought he was gay.

Either way, he's working up the courage to break the news to you.

Maybe he's deathly afraid of the whole kid/baby daddy situation? I mean, you don't look haggard (or you work teh foto chop like a pro), so it's hard to imagine myself in a similar predicament and choosing to eat ice cream and tell breakup stories over banging it out like an orangutan in rut. In fact, I've been in a similar situation with a climbing partner, told her my breakup story, and then banged it out like an orangutan in rut. No ice cream though. Something is amiss.

I dont think the kiddo is an issue, he comes with us to the gym and the crag sometimes and he's always quiet and well behaved. The baby-daddy isn't an issue, period. I haven't spoken to him in 3 years.

Plus, he's got a teenager who's a shit disturber!

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Dear Kartessa,

My final advice is to just treat the guy like a climbing partner, look for your beef jerky elsewhere. Maybe he likes you a lot as a friend/climbing partner and doesn't want to fuck it up. You're just focusing on him because he's there to focus on; there are plenty of guys who would rail you raw and with much less effort on your part.

Mister Manners

That's pretty much the plan... he's now just my (gay) partner. Still the best belay I've ever had!

Which is no small thing.
To belay or be laid...?

(trying out the notfunny boots)

Unfortunately it's just a belay Unsure

Give it time though, maybe I can turn him straight.

With your desperation, you'll probably turn him into a Catholic priest.

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