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kachoong
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zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. If you lived there, it wouldn't be a problem. It really depends on which way you are going, etc..
It's the "etc" that intrigues me most!
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zeke_sf
Sep 10, 2010, 3:51 PM
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kachoong wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. If you lived there, it wouldn't be a problem. It really depends on which way you are going, etc.. It's the "etc" that intrigues me most!
You don't "yadda, yadda, yadda" sex!
Really, it just depends on which direction and what time you leave. If you're heading to the Bay Area at noon or later, take a fuckin' number.
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Kartessa
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zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once  I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Either way, he's working up the courage to break the news to you. Maybe he's deathly afraid of the whole kid/baby daddy situation? I mean, you don't look haggard (or you work teh foto chop like a pro), so it's hard to imagine myself in a similar predicament and choosing to eat ice cream and tell breakup stories over banging it out like an orangutan in rut. In fact, I've been in a similar situation with a climbing partner, told her my breakup story, and then banged it out like an orangutan in rut. No ice cream though. Something is amiss. I dont think the kiddo is an issue, he comes with us to the gym and the crag sometimes and he's always quiet and well behaved. The baby-daddy isn't an issue, period. I haven't spoken to him in 3 years. Plus, he's got a teenager who's a shit disturber! Edited because I can't read Dear Kartessa, My final advice is to just treat the guy like a climbing partner, look for your beef jerky elsewhere. Maybe he likes you a lot as a friend/climbing partner and doesn't want to fuck it up. You're just focusing on him because he's there to focus on; there are plenty of guys who would rail you raw and with much less effort on your part. Mister Manners That's pretty much the plan... he's now just my (gay) partner. Still the best belay I've ever had! Which is no small thing. To belay or be laid...? (trying out the notfunny boots) Unfortunately it's just a belay  Give it time though, maybe I can turn him straight. With your desperation, you'll probably turn him into a Catholic priest.
Then I'm never letting him near my son.
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:25 PM
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notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late. Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?! Now he's gotta brush his teeth... Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK! spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING. Sounds kind of Metro if you ask me. Gag indeed. I like my men...well, manly. Otherwise, the whole "man" bit kind of comes in to question. Of course, I did see a flamin ass queer beat the shit out of a frat boy one time so maybe not so much! It was awesome BTW. Too bad no one had a video camera. Oh the POSTERITY! I wudda paid to see that. Kinky??
Hmm, no more like turn about is fair play.
I take it the frat boys were looking to roll the queer and got his hat handed to him instead.
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donald949
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notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: notapplicable wrote: And you know you're a gear junky when you spend 1/3 of your time at a sport crag working the ONE tard route in the whole place.   Onetrackmind. The only way it doesn't happen is if I leave the rack at home. If it's in the car, it doesn't matter where I am, it's gonna see some action. It's a sickness.
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donald949
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notapplicable wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: spikeddem wrote: zeke_sf wrote: spikeddem wrote: sungam wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late. Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?! Now he's gotta brush his teeth... Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK! spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING. What is gagging in America-talk? I thought it meant "choking," but it could very well be a youthemism for masturbation. The second time magnus used it, I figured it meant something else. Just up thread he stated that it means "desperate for sex." Not sure that really makes sense with how he used it, but whatever! Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. Make sure to do it on the first night of a trip so that if it either A) doesn't succeed B) succeeds and leads to really awkward sober times later you can maximize the time spent feeling awkward during the trip. Just another free tip from the pros You guys totally rock! You should start a dating advice thread. You could help a lot of people. I agree! No
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:30 PM
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notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: strong work, btw. for the first time in a while there's enough action here for me to have to scroll several pages to read everything. because of this, I am concerned about donny's absence. he's gonna have an awful lot of ACUN to do. Only half way. twenty pages to read skim Lucky you. I'm only 300 posts away from passing someone who stopped posting back in 2008 so I can't afford to just skim. Gotta keep climbing the ladder. Whoa! I think I just channeled Magnus there for a second. That was creepy.
Pretty much.
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:35 PM
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: spikeddem wrote: spikeddem wrote: sungam is noob i like majid. he makes RC.com what it is how about adatesman's new website's policy of no editing posts after one hour? how fricking hilarious is that? While ironic, it is a good idea. Link? To the genesis of the ironing or the new site? No way you missed that whole episode. Must be talking about the new site. Here ya go - http://www.theclimbinglab.com/
Yea, I saw a bit of the bruhaha that precipitated Aric's departure. So the his new lab web site is what I was looking for.
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:38 PM
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late. Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?! Now he's gotta brush his teeth... Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK! spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING. I live almost an hour away from him. If I call him and say "I'm on my way" an hour and a half ahead, I have every right to bitch and moan that he's not ready to go when I get there. Seriously Pack the night before. Shower later. This is not rocket science people. There is so many hours a day to climb, and too few days free to climb. Make them count. Wisdom in the form of words found here^^
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:39 PM
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notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from??
Just to imbed the picture.
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donald949
Sep 10, 2010, 4:42 PM
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Plus good skiing and climbing. Of course I like the area too. In related news, I got written up for missing training while I was out of town on vacation. Apparently someone enrolled me in a class and didn't tell me about it. Sabotage!
Well I wouldn't go that far.
They set up a bunch of us, including a manager. If he wasn't such a nice guy he would have ripped someone's head off.
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donald949
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Plus good skiing and climbing. Of course I like the area too. Anyone wanna marry/adopt a Canadian? I'm not opposed.  Don't forget, she has a young one of her own. Your head might explode.
If I did adopt her, Id then have two daughters, and one is more than enough. And a grand child. Woa.
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donald949
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. Fucking tourists
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donald949
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donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. Fucking tourists Yea really!!!!!
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donald949
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cantbuymefriends wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? I'm always here. I'm just not OCD enough to get more than the random occasional post in
By the siren songs of a young lady...
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sungam wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: Woo!! Just moved forward 15 feet!! Sweet SuckSex!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GU'd 
Ha!
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donald949
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zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. If you lived there, it wouldn't be a problem. It really depends on which way you are going, etc..
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spikeddem
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donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? [image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/9/457289-work-Dina_with_Tank.jpg[/image] Just to imbed the picture.
I think Kartessa would prefer you "in bed" her, rather than embed her.
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donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: zeke_sf wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Tis a nice place. The only draw back seems to be the weekend traffic and line up to get out of town on Sunday. If you lived there, it wouldn't be a problem. It really depends on which way you are going, etc.. Hoa boy, the West bound 50 was clogged, CLOGGED, Monday. But we did fine East bound. Wuz headed to the 395 S.
I bet.
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notapplicable
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notapplicable wrote: Ya know, if you spend 3+ nights a week in hotel rooms and you don't drinking and/or fuck strange, it can be quite boring.
But there will be climbing and hiking this weekend so it's bearable.
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cantbuymefriends wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? I'm always here. I'm just not OCD enough to get more than the random occasional post in
There may be medication you can take for that.
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cantbuymefriends wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Either way, he's working up the courage to break the news to you. Maybe he's deathly afraid of the whole kid/baby daddy situation? I mean, you don't look haggard (or you work teh foto chop like a pro), so it's hard to imagine myself in a similar predicament and choosing to eat ice cream and tell breakup stories over banging it out like an orangutan in rut. In fact, I've been in a similar situation with a climbing partner, told her my breakup story, and then banged it out like an orangutan in rut. No ice cream though. Something is amiss. I dont think the kiddo is an issue, he comes with us to the gym and the crag sometimes and he's always quiet and well behaved. The baby-daddy isn't an issue, period. I haven't spoken to him in 3 years. Plus, he's got a teenager who's a shit disturber! Edited because I can't read Dear Kartessa, My final advice is to just treat the guy like a climbing partner, look for your beef jerky elsewhere. Maybe he likes you a lot as a friend/climbing partner and doesn't want to fuck it up. You're just focusing on him because he's there to focus on; there are plenty of guys who would rail you raw and with much less effort on your part. Mister Manners That's pretty much the plan... he's now just my (gay) partner. Still the best belay I've ever had! Which is no small thing. To belay or be laid...? (trying out the notfunny boots)
The belay of course.
Sex is easy and won't kill you if the other person lacks the skills. Well, under most circumstances.
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sungam wrote: notapplicable wrote: Woo!! Just moved forward 15 feet!! suck-sex!!!!
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sungam wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: Woo!! Just moved forward 15 feet!! Sweet SuckSex!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GU'd
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