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vulcan
Oct 3, 2005, 11:45 AM
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Noob climber asks what to do next.
Reply in chorus.
"Do a backflip."
Climber is taking forever,
"quite pussy footing around."
while nooby is climbing, say to bystander audibly for climber,
"I think this friction thingy is on wrong."
friend says
"If unclimbed routes were whores, i sure as hell couldn't get into BYU"
followed in an annoyed tone by someone else
"Your out of you element Donny, just shut the fuck up."
Pausing to scracth your crotch is always funny.
"Do you here those frogs?" abrubtly followed by your noisy stinky fart.
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johnathon78
Oct 3, 2005, 12:01 PM
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Once at a crux, I couldnt nail a move and my partner yelled
" Bite it with your horse teeth "....I guess I have large teeth! And another favorite:
" Let out a battle cry "!
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keinangst
Oct 3, 2005, 2:42 PM
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The best response to any intensive beta discussion:
"...or you could just campus the whole thing"
(followed by nods of approval)
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sprazz_werkz
Oct 3, 2005, 4:02 PM
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RELAX!!! Just find somewhere you can clip in, I threaded the Gri-Gri the wrong way!
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deltav
Oct 3, 2005, 4:24 PM
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I've got three...
"It ain't climbing unless you bleed" - Cant believe that hasn't made it in here yet
Our Southern favorite - "GIT 'ER DUN....."
Wenever my friend and I take a group out every answer to a question starts off with - "...if you refer to chapter_ of our book "How Not to Get Dead"...
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will0
Oct 3, 2005, 4:58 PM
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"kiss the biner" (when top roping)
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opheliaascending
Oct 3, 2005, 11:06 PM
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My favorite is
"Quitcherbitchen!"
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