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unrooted
Dec 5, 2005, 3:11 AM
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I want a shirt that says "Gear Whore" on the front and "Will Suck C ock For Cams" on the back.
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robo555
Dec 6, 2005, 1:36 AM
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so...get some iron-on paper and make some?
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jeffvoigt
Dec 7, 2005, 2:35 AM
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Hell you should Cafepress.com that stuff. Make a few pennies and sell some.
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nrg_sr_climber
Dec 7, 2005, 2:57 AM
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My climbing partner and I thought of a shirt idea. On the front "climbers get high", and on the back "on rock cracks not crack rocks"
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blouderk2
Dec 7, 2005, 3:27 AM
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In reply to: My climbing partner and I thought of a shirt idea. On the front "climbers get high", and on the back "on rock cracks not crack rocks"
Your joking right?
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nrg_sr_climber
Dec 7, 2005, 3:31 AM
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We thought it was funny, everybody cant like every idea.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 7, 2005, 5:03 AM
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I want a shirt that says "Swing from My Nuts" on the front with an outline of a dude taking a whipper, and on the back has a set of stoppers...
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locker
Dec 7, 2005, 6:29 AM
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how about ...
front... "I used to be addicted to CRACK" (Stem and Chore boy photo on front)
back... "Now I am a CRACK addict" (photo of a climber on a crack on back)
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locker
Dec 7, 2005, 6:31 AM
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or...
front... "I used to do rock" (Photo of Crack/rock)
back... "now I am on ROCK" (climber on climb)
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climbsomething
Dec 7, 2005, 6:47 AM
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*gripped by DURRRRRRR seizure... spittle foam dribbles down chin... hoarse Beavis and Butthead yuks rack my twitching body*
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jeffrogers
Dec 8, 2005, 10:24 AM
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How about one that , on the front says,
I am going to finger a crack (with picture of a horse climbing in an indoor gym) .........
And on the back it say " Thats what she said"
get it......SHE SAID I don't care who ya are that there is funny
I am going to make millions
:nono: :deadhorse: :shock: :(
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azrockclimber
Dec 8, 2005, 12:12 PM
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how bout this one..
dude climbing on the front place a nut
on the back " climb with these nuts"
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esoteric1
Dec 8, 2005, 12:23 PM
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locker,
now how in gods name do you know what a chor boy is for?
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fallingrock
Dec 8, 2005, 1:22 PM
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What about this? "Desert sandstone: Don't take it for granite." Ya-ya?
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dr_feelgood
Dec 8, 2005, 2:43 PM
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These Ideas are Bad.
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mcfoley
Dec 8, 2005, 2:50 PM
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yeah this thread is pretty much the worst thread ever...
Shittiest ideas I have ever heard of...
Admit it...they suck ass.
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shock
Dec 8, 2005, 2:52 PM
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We got some t shirts made up for the club recently with "climbing ROCKS" written on the back.
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iamcolinslack
Dec 8, 2005, 2:54 PM
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i made a shirt that just plainly says "Go Climb A F ucking Rock"
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dangle
Dec 8, 2005, 3:08 PM
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In reply to: locker, now how in gods name do you know what a chor boy is for?
We could probably BOTH answer that.
BTW what are you doing up in the wee hours?.....
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chugach001
Dec 8, 2005, 3:30 PM
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Unrooted, I have a set of cams for you. Get to work.
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dangle
Dec 8, 2005, 4:24 PM
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Actually angry,
no_one is a happily married mormon.
Who's Calvin?
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stymingersfink
Dec 8, 2005, 10:18 PM
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... the pig is saying "My wife is a SLUT!"
Sorry, saw the seinfeld episode last night where elaine rips off the ziggy (i'm too short) comic of a pig at the complaint counter and sells it to the new yorker mag. Somehow it seems relevant to this thread, though.
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angry
Dec 8, 2005, 10:29 PM
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Front says "5.12c X"
and the back says "put the rope up and I'll let you stick a finger in my ass"
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esoteric1
Dec 9, 2005, 4:52 AM
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dangle,
funny thing happend, I tripped and landed on my feet.
either that or chalk it up as sleep typing....it gets me in more trouble than i care to admit.
since ive invaded this thread, ill key yall in on a shirt a friend of a friend made when joshua tree adopted the iron ranger.
front: 6 Oclock jump
back: rangers my chump
i always liked the neptune mountenering sticker.....CLIMBING, it rips the screams right out of your throat.
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jsj42
Dec 9, 2005, 6:31 AM
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I've always wanted one that just says:
TAKE!!!
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grinspoon
Dec 9, 2005, 3:32 PM
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This one gets my vote..
dr_feelgood wrote:
In reply to: "Swing from My Nuts" on the front with an outline of a dude taking a whipper, and on the back has a set of stoppers... |
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georgiaboy00
Dec 9, 2005, 3:41 PM
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how about on with a wicked line on the back with the map of two assents set out(red line going up the rock on two different routes on the same face) and the caption says "you take the high road and ill take the low"
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boadman
Dec 9, 2005, 5:02 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: i always liked the neptune mountenering sticker.....CLIMBING, it rips the screams right out of your throat. That sticker in particular makes me want to quit climbing. It's the gayest of the gay. I thought that was stupid when I first saw it 10 years ago. I actually think it's stupider now.
Agreed!
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fowler214
Dec 9, 2005, 5:13 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I want a shirt that says "Gear Whore" on the front and "Will Suck C ock For Cams" on the back. Get it made on a quality shirt and I'll buy one. Seriously.
put me down for 10
2 x black shirt with pink text
2 x white shirt with black text
6 x white shirt with red text/ holes / stains / smells of a rats nest hotel room and desperation / blood and urine stains
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