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richardvg03
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I'm interested in the replies I get on this one... You know you're a climber when... you buy a new peice of gear and you can't go climbing so you wear it around the house.... there is chaulk on all your seats in your truck... most of your money goes to REI or the local climbing shop...
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dingus
Apr 14, 2008, 3:17 PM
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You start building a mental hit list of routes you want to do, instead of just following your partner around. DMT
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bizarrodrinker
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when you ditch work because you need to shovel the snow off the top of your project so you can work it that weekend.
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 3:20 PM
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richardvg03 wrote: I'm interested in the replies I get on this one... You know you're a climber when... you buy a new peice of gear and you can't go climbing so you wear it around the house.... there is chaulk on all your seats in your truck... most of your money goes to REI or the local climbing shop... you read posts like this and laugh!!!
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 3:25 PM
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majid is inviting to toppropp 5.5 YDS in teh valley.
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 3:27 PM
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angry stops telling you you are what's rong with climbing
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 3:30 PM
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you feel good about helping another n00b pick out shooz.
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 3:36 PM
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kyleshea wrote: you feel good about helping another n00b pick out shooz. then flame them hard later in the same thread.
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dingus
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kyleshea wrote: angry stops telling you you are what's rong with climbing That's not going to happen. To angry we're ALL what's wrong with climbing. He's probably right too. DMT
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Gmburns2000
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You're sitting at work and you get this twitch in your head that won't go away. You try to work through it, but the twitch spreads to your neck. You get up and fill your water bottle, hoping the twitch will go away. But when you sit down again the twitch returns and expands to your shoulders. And to make matters worse, the initial twitch was every six or seven seconds, but as the twitches expand over your body the twitches increase in frequency (every five seconds, then every four seconds, three seconds). It spreads down your arms from your triceps to your fingers. Your e-mails start looking like this, "Mr CFO, Please disregard the last e-maikjlkjatikj*oikjJ*J*JU*J8j89). Then your torso starts to twitch, and with it the command over your daylong-held farts. Pretty soon the office starts to smell and your coworkers start complaining. But you can't help it. The twitch is now in your hips and HR has been called to cite you for inappropriate sexual behavior with a desk. Your legs start to shake and your feet begin a loud, involuntary tapdance. Your body is completely out of control, shaking violently from the convulsions that you don't understand until...in a flash of an instant...you hurl yourself out of your chair, onto the floor and into the fetal position. You rock yourself back and forth muttering, "Mommy, I don't want to work any more, want to climb!" Well, at least that's how I knew.
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majid_sabet
Apr 14, 2008, 3:56 PM
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kyleshea wrote: majid is inviting to toppropp 5.5 YDS in teh valley. very true
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rockvaulter
Apr 14, 2008, 3:58 PM
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When you would rather play add on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough.
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richardvg03
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rockvaulter wrote: Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. That happened to me yesterday!! She tried to put lotion on my hands!!!!
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 4:07 PM
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rockvaulter wrote: When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. thats just fucked up
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bizarrodrinker
Apr 14, 2008, 4:08 PM
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when your postcount hits 1800... Damn I'm not quite a climber...maybe tomorrow.
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bizarrodrinker
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kyleshea wrote: rockvaulter wrote: When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. thats just fucked up That's not fucked up...flamingly ghey...but not fucked up. Or is she really that bad?
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 4:14 PM
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richardvg03 wrote: rockvaulter wrote: Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. That happened to me yesterday!! She tried to put lotion on my hands!!!! her way of saying yood be takin care of yerself?
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bizarrodrinker
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kyleshea wrote: richardvg03 wrote: rockvaulter wrote: Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. That happened to me yesterday!! She tried to put lotion on my hands!!!! her way of saying yood be takin care of yerself? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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shimanilami
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You slice your finger with a knife and the first out of your mouth are, "No! That's going to totally fuck me on my proj!"
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rockvaulter
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bizarrodrinker wrote: kyleshea wrote: rockvaulter wrote: When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. thats just fucked up That's not fucked up...flamingly ghey...but not fucked up. Or is she really that bad? No, she is a really sweet girl. She will stay up and watch me play add on with my friends and hold my chalk bag and such. She just dosnt like rouch hands on her skin.
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You come to the self realization that you can think for yourself, do some research and realize that this topic has been beaten to death throughout the years. Look here ... and this one and this one.
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dreday3000
Apr 14, 2008, 4:22 PM
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I once complained to a climber "Man, all my non climbing friends are getting pissed that I'm away every weekend" He replied "Wait, you still have non climbing friends" Not any more....
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kyleshea
Apr 14, 2008, 4:30 PM
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bizarrodrinker wrote: kyleshea wrote: rockvaulter wrote: When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. thats just fucked up That's not fucked up...flamingly ghey...but not fucked up. Or is she really that bad? its fucked up, you just gloss over things without actually reading them. some ninja you are.
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majid_sabet
Apr 14, 2008, 4:30 PM
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rockvaulter wrote: bizarrodrinker wrote: kyleshea wrote: rockvaulter wrote: When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough. thats just fucked up That's not fucked up...flamingly ghey...but not fucked up. Or is she really that bad? No, she is a really sweet girl. She will stay up and watch me play add on with my friends and hold my chalk bag and such. She just dosnt like rouch hands on her skin. Post a picture of her so we could see how nice she is, naked
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