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chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Its freaking hot here. And pretty humid. Yeah... it's been 100F ever since I got back from holiday. I'll be glad to be moving to West Texas for at least one thing.... drier air. Not the hot sweaty sex? The other day our thermometer said it was 35C. Which in a lot of places isn't that hot, but this is Canada eh! Not to mention early June. I guess quite few years back I remember reroofing my Dad's house in MN in early June and it got passed 100F a couple times that week.
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wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: I'm mainly using the computer to write on while I'm on the road and to store pix. Email, too, of course, but (aside from the convienience) why pay when I can get free WIFI almost anywhere?Correct. Also, you expect us to believe you won't be storing any porn on there? [fatbastardvoice]Mebbe!{/fatbastardvoice] OTOH, you've seen one you've seen 'em all. You have obviously only seen a couple. I like to make my own.
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 3:01 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time.
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:02 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. Shame on toady She didn't come over today either.
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:05 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck.
that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:10 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus.  Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you. Wow I am slow.... Jesus's face is a dog's bunghole.
oh noez, howz jesus gone walk on teh watrs nowz?
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:11 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do.
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:12 AM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Where is everyone? I'm at work! I've got pointless morning meeting #1 in 15min and I'm trying to finish my tea. I'm going to avoid being on the floor today. Its a hot one out there! I'm going to die being out there the entire weekend.  Your hubby loves you for it. Go breadwinner go I'm not sure if I should use this-->  or this-->  Well, it's not like you aren't rebuilding the house. And a cool round deck. And being the house husband. And cleaning the house when you expect company. Even when the company doesn't end up coming 
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:16 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up pool?! Just like Brunhilda.
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:20 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up pool?! Just like Brunhilda. Nah she was real enough... and quite insane. It's great when you find these things out after a stretch instead of up front...
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Jun 10, 2008, 3:24 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: So.... yeah. This town is a few miles away from me. In reply to: SIMSBURY - Police are investigating a most unusal bomb scare - a bomb stuffed in a roaster. A motorist on Powder Forest Drive Friday morning noticed what looked like a whole chicken - the kind bought at grocery stores for roasting - with a pipe bomb stuffed inside, police said. When they arrived on the scene around 9 a.m. officers found the roaster had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. They closed the road for part of the morning as the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad was called to detonate the device, police said. In its recent history, Simsbury and local residents have had their problems with hungry black bears, roaming coyotes and escapee emus. Now town folks can add store-bought chicken, stuffed with a bomb, to the list of odd animal incidents. With the chicken and bomb taken care of, police are left to investigate who's responsible for the strange incident. Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was "capable of causing harm to a person." He said the police didn't know if the bomb was made by one or more people, but the department is investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Sgt. Fred Sifodaskalakis at 860-658-3140 A pipe bomb in a chicken... And yes. I have an Alibi.
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Jun 10, 2008, 9:45 AM
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:05 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young Hey, if I can treat patients while still drunk at the wrong hospital, I can certainly climb hungover. |
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:13 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.
Yeah, I'm picking up on that.
All that time wasted being jealous of you.
Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool.
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:17 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: So.... yeah. This town is a few miles away from me. In reply to: SIMSBURY - Police are investigating a most unusal bomb scare - a bomb stuffed in a roaster. A motorist on Powder Forest Drive Friday morning noticed what looked like a whole chicken - the kind bought at grocery stores for roasting - with a pipe bomb stuffed inside, police said. When they arrived on the scene around 9 a.m. officers found the roaster had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. They closed the road for part of the morning as the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad was called to detonate the device, police said. In its recent history, Simsbury and local residents have had their problems with hungry black bears, roaming coyotes and escapee emus. Now town folks can add store-bought chicken, stuffed with a bomb, to the list of odd animal incidents. With the chicken and bomb taken care of, police are left to investigate who's responsible for the strange incident. Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was "capable of causing harm to a person." He said the police didn't know if the bomb was made by one or more people, but the department is investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Sgt. Fred Sifodaskalakis at 860-658-3140 A pipe bomb in a chicken... And yes. I have an Alibi.
That sounds like the best thing since the emu ran down main street.
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:18 AM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Where is everyone? I'm at work! I've got pointless morning meeting #1 in 15min and I'm trying to finish my tea. I'm going to avoid being on the floor today. Its a hot one out there! I'm going to die being out there the entire weekend. Your hubby loves you for it. Go breadwinner go I'm not sure if I should use this--> or this--> Well, it's not like you aren't rebuilding the house. And a cool round deck. And being the house husband. And cleaning the house when you expect company. Even when the company doesn't end up coming
Fucking bailers.
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:20 AM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. They will be picking my nursing home one day.
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Its freaking hot here. And pretty humid. Yeah... it's been 100F ever since I got back from holiday. I'll be glad to be moving to West Texas for at least one thing.... drier air. Not the hot sweaty sex? The other day our thermometer said it was 35C. Which in a lot of places isn't that hot, but this is Canada eh! Not to mention early June. I guess quite few years back I remember reroofing my Dad's house in MN in early June and it got passed 100F a couple times that week. Its not the temps its the humidity that sucks.
They both suck.
On the up side, less than two weeks and the days start getting shorter.
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obsessed wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: I'm mainly using the computer to write on while I'm on the road and to store pix. Email, too, of course, but (aside from the convienience) why pay when I can get free WIFI almost anywhere?Correct. Also, you expect us to believe you won't be storing any porn on there? [fatbastardvoice]Mebbe!{/fatbastardvoice] OTOH, you've seen one you've seen 'em all. You have obviously only seen a couple. I like to make my own. How does that work by yourself?
Its a little different for a woman. I guess it wouldn't be totally necessary, but you'd probably need a few more props.
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:25 AM
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obsessed wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: I'm mainly using the computer to write on while I'm on the road and to store pix. Email, too, of course, but (aside from the convienience) why pay when I can get free WIFI almost anywhere?Correct. Also, you expect us to believe you won't be storing any porn on there? [fatbastardvoice]Mebbe!{/fatbastardvoice] OTOH, you've seen one you've seen 'em all. You have obviously only seen a couple. I like to make my own. How does that work by yourself?
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. I wouldn't have pegged you as a martini man
You are such a snob!!
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. Shame on toady She didn't come over today either. starting to get any hints yet?
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:27 AM
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least
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Jun 10, 2008, 11:29 AM
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young
I was beginning to think you were trying to avoid us.
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: So.... yeah. This town is a few miles away from me. In reply to: SIMSBURY - Police are investigating a most unusal bomb scare - a bomb stuffed in a roaster. A motorist on Powder Forest Drive Friday morning noticed what looked like a whole chicken - the kind bought at grocery stores for roasting - with a pipe bomb stuffed inside, police said. When they arrived on the scene around 9 a.m. officers found the roaster had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. They closed the road for part of the morning as the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad was called to detonate the device, police said. In its recent history, Simsbury and local residents have had their problems with hungry black bears, roaming coyotes and escapee emus. Now town folks can add store-bought chicken, stuffed with a bomb, to the list of odd animal incidents. With the chicken and bomb taken care of, police are left to investigate who's responsible for the strange incident. Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was "capable of causing harm to a person." He said the police didn't know if the bomb was made by one or more people, but the department is investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Sgt. Fred Sifodaskalakis at 860-658-3140 A pipe bomb in a chicken... And yes. I have an Alibi. Thats funny...and has your name all over it.
I just love the writers style.
WMD, are you taking notes?
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