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chossmonkey
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young Hey, if I can treat patients while still drunk at the wrong hospital, I can certainly climb hungover. Its a scary world we live in.
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obsessed
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool. Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool.
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 1:46 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. Shame on toady She didn't come over today either. starting to get any hints yet? You don't give a rats ass about climbing? rong
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 1:47 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 1:48 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young So you were really just hungover? I was beginning to think you were trying to avoid us. Would it be more acceptable if I were hungover?
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granite_grrl
Jun 10, 2008, 2:02 PM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool. Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. Back in Nova Scotia people don't have pools, they have clean lakes they can use instead.
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stymingersfink
Jun 10, 2008, 2:40 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. They will be picking my nursing home one day. I'm sure they will chose the first available. ...and at the soonest possible moment.
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chossmonkey
Jun 10, 2008, 4:16 PM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool. Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. Middle class? Nobody had a pool in my neighborhood, except for the rich people on the other end of the block. I don't think there was another pool for miles. When I was a kid we could A.sit in the kiddy pool or B. Run through the sprinkler. A sprinkler attached to a hose, not the in ground type found in so many middle class yards. My cousins in WI had a pool. It was one of those trash above ground models though. Even then my two aunts went in together to get it so it was pretty much owned by two families. We didn't have central air either until I moved to my dad's, in the rich neighborhood. And then he would hardly run it. I just had to sit in our hot house and look at the neighbors pool. Yes, I'm bitter.
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chossmonkey
Jun 10, 2008, 4:17 PM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. Shame on toady She didn't come over today either. starting to get any hints yet? You don't give a rats ass about climbing? rong Shit! My other guess is you hates us.
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chossmonkey
Jun 10, 2008, 4:20 PM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list..........
The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes?
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chossmonkey
Jun 10, 2008, 4:22 PM
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young So you were really just hungover? I was beginning to think you were trying to avoid us. Would it be more acceptable if I were hungover? Possibly
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chossmonkey
Jun 10, 2008, 4:23 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool. Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. Back in Nova Scotia people don't have pools, they have clean lakes they can use instead. Yeah... But who has a enough money and a big enough yard around here to dig a lake? Or even a pond.
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obsessed
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? excuse me, I DIDN'T say I had cheesecloth in my house.
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granite_grrl
Jun 10, 2008, 6:11 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? We already know a "Martha", Nathan. And she's way more Martha than Kelly will ever be. Nay.
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Jun 10, 2008, 6:14 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? No. I don't wish that nickname on anyone. Not even Buckets. And FWIW, I have cheesecloth in my house. It comes in great for cooking rice.
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 7:20 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? We already know a "Martha", Nathan. And she's way more Martha than Kelly will ever be. Nay. Thank god for that! At least there is one sensible, level headed, person in your marriage
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 7:24 PM
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epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? No. I don't wish that nickname on anyone. Not even Buckets. And FWIW, I have cheesecloth in my house. It comes in great for cooking rice. Where did you pick up that cooking tip?
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Jun 10, 2008, 8:11 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: So.... yeah. This town is a few miles away from me. In reply to: SIMSBURY - Police are investigating a most unusal bomb scare - a bomb stuffed in a roaster. A motorist on Powder Forest Drive Friday morning noticed what looked like a whole chicken - the kind bought at grocery stores for roasting - with a pipe bomb stuffed inside, police said. When they arrived on the scene around 9 a.m. officers found the roaster had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. They closed the road for part of the morning as the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad was called to detonate the device, police said. In its recent history, Simsbury and local residents have had their problems with hungry black bears, roaming coyotes and escapee emus. Now town folks can add store-bought chicken, stuffed with a bomb, to the list of odd animal incidents. With the chicken and bomb taken care of, police are left to investigate who's responsible for the strange incident. Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was "capable of causing harm to a person." He said the police didn't know if the bomb was made by one or more people, but the department is investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Sgt. Fred Sifodaskalakis at 860-658-3140 A pipe bomb in a chicken... And yes. I have an Alibi. Exciting!!!! That sounds like the best thing since the emu ran down main street. Some dude got a citation for killing a black bear the other day, since it was out of season.
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dr_feelgood
Jun 10, 2008, 8:22 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. They will be picking my nursing home one day. I'm sure they will chose the first available. Lowest bidder.
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Jun 10, 2008, 8:24 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. I wouldn't have pegged you as a martini man Because he has an above ground pool? You are such a snob!! THAT BITCH!
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Jun 10, 2008, 8:27 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. I'm actually quite good at climbing hungover. However, I remembered that I have a post-festivities brunch and some other shit to do. ahh, to be young Hey, if I can treat patients while still drunk at the wrong hospital, I can certainly climb hungover. Its a scary world we live in. Yeah that was back in the army days. I wasn't at a hospital, and some of my patients were still drunk as well.
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dr_feelgood
Jun 10, 2008, 8:29 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. that sucks. I hope you strained it thru cheesecloth before you drank it at least While a good idea, who has cheese cloth just sitting around? Martha Stewart Yeah, I'm sure you and Martha are the only two. Hmmmmm........ Checks list.......... The List wrote: Witchy poo cheese tits 0kel ass grabber ont_kel Toady o-kelly Kel_E party girl Buckets Jugs GrrrRRRrrrrly Dirty Finger Sticker Ass Succubus Honeybuns L'Habitant ??? Martha Stuart ??? Votes? Si!
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dr_feelgood
Jun 10, 2008, 8:32 PM
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yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome.
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woot?
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argh! can't believe I wasted 4200 on this thread. Well, I suppose it could have been worse... in fact, the more I think about it, it couldn't have been more appropriate to place it here, a post with no content, in a thread with no content. excepts for epoks occasional (content) i suppose. oh well.
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