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djmeat
Dec 3, 2002, 3:06 PM
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As a hold breaks off in his hand "I can see my house from heeerrreeeeeeeeee" "What do you mean I can't shoot bottle rockets from a sling???" "wait, which ones the porta-john and which ones the fresh water???" ".....ohhhhhhh, don't drink that" "oh you have a grigri, sure they're fine." "I've never seen a bolt come loose" tug.
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overlord
Dec 3, 2002, 3:17 PM
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what do you think i am a vuss??? you dont have to belay me. what do you mean-i shouldnt tie into my gear loop?? CLIMB ON
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pusherem
Dec 3, 2002, 3:17 PM
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"I need a new rope my a--!"
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rck_climber
Dec 3, 2002, 3:22 PM
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Does this look over-cammed? Don't fall now or we'll both go.
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cerikpete
Dec 3, 2002, 3:28 PM
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Of course the anchor will hold, I placed it myself. - Erik
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Here's a dangerous one; "I'm sure the sporto's won't mind if I dry tool this route........." Soon followed by the hiss of four SUV tires being slashed....
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bradhill
Dec 3, 2002, 4:06 PM
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From "The Eiger Sanction": "We're going to make it!" "I think not. But we will finish the climb in style." (falls 3000')
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slabbyd
Dec 3, 2002, 4:18 PM
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Can't remember where I read this, but evidently a climber taking a 2500' grounder off El Cap screamed out.... "Watch out Below!"
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mightymouse7
Dec 3, 2002, 4:36 PM
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"What's a back-clip?" I actually heard this one, but the guy didn't die...So much for natural selection...
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mreardon
Dec 3, 2002, 4:45 PM
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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hiatt2climbhard
Dec 3, 2002, 4:46 PM
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who says you can't make all your own gear?
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nimo
Dec 3, 2002, 4:54 PM
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“No we don’t need a knot in the end of the rope I’m positive the rope hit the ground.” “You have your headlamp right?… Dose anyone have a headlamp?…” “I thought you brought it…” “It was hear last time…” “I think the rout goes this way?”
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pakman0
Dec 3, 2002, 5:01 PM
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Look ma, no hands!
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marshall84
Dec 3, 2002, 5:07 PM
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Let's use my new rope, I got cheap on E-bay. No, pleeeze, you go first.
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geezergecko
Dec 3, 2002, 5:08 PM
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Who pushed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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bandycoot
Dec 3, 2002, 5:24 PM
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Actually knew a beginner who wasn't too wise who said this to his girlfriend showing off, then fell and broke his heel bouldering (sans crashpad) on slab. "It's so easy, I can just stand here without my hands!"
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funtimes
Dec 3, 2002, 5:32 PM
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WATCH ME!!!
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dashingleech
Dec 3, 2002, 5:34 PM
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"Free-soloing is considered dangerous and is not recommended? By whom? The climbing police?" (Paraphrased from a post on RC.com.) [ This Message was edited by: dashingleech on 2002-12-03 09:42 ]
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dashingleech
Dec 3, 2002, 5:44 PM
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"Apparently THAT was the weakest link. Goodbye!"
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stevematthys
Dec 3, 2002, 7:30 PM
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right when climber hits the crux 5.13c moves: belayer: You know that girl that you hit and quit? climber: yea, she was a tiger in the sack belayer: she was my sister, your off belay.
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rockjunkie
Dec 3, 2002, 10:16 PM
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Climber: Dude, this rock's loose up here. Belayer: It's alright, sut ease your weight onto it. (Then the s--- puuls out)
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kellebelle
Dec 3, 2002, 10:41 PM
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Trust me, I've been climbing every weekend for the past two weeks.
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waggas
Dec 3, 2002, 10:59 PM
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Climber to Belayer: "Take? what the hell do YOU mean take? What's going on down there?!?!" [ This Message was edited by: waggas on 2002-12-03 15:07 ]
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caerbannog_rabbit
Dec 3, 2002, 11:02 PM
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"well, we've made it this far..." "no worries, duct tape can fix anything" "hold my beer and look what i can do!!" [ This Message was edited by: caerbannog_rabbit on 2002-12-03 15:08 ]
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steepfish
Dec 4, 2002, 2:03 AM
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AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! splat.
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