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imnotclever
Aug 15, 2011, 8:31 PM
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We didn't even know he spoke french. Frekking euro bastard!
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2011, 8:31 PM
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What's the secret for inlineing facebook pics now that they do a lightbox?
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2011, 8:34 PM
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kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route. 
Also, in this pic, Jack looks like a 12 year old emo boy.
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2011, 8:39 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Some one totally needz to bomz this photo. The looks of disgust are strawng here.  That is the cover art for when our swete band releases the album.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 8:43 PM
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Tracksuit in action
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 8:45 PM
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Jack in action before you lot got outta bed.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 8:48 PM
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Dribble dremmeling fingers into hands.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 8:50 PM
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Praying for the meatbombz
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 8:54 PM
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 8:56 PM
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kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: epoch wrote: meatbomz wrote: epoch wrote: snoopy138 wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: hopefully it's been a busy day for the helicopters at the Leap. and not because evanwish broke his ankle again and doesn't want to hobble out the 5 minutes from hogsback. Well, someone did get choppered out on saturday after cratering from the line. yes, so I heard. any reportz uv zendage/fialure? Dawg took his girlfriend on a nature hike (Surrealistic Pillar) on the lower buttress which turned into a 5-hour benighted epic ending around midnight. oh ... I heard about arrival from a 300' 5.7 that started at 7. I assumed 7 AM - 11 PM for CC or Bear's Reach. 7PM. It wasn't that bad. What was entertaining was the drunkard search party that appeared as we were strolling down the trail. I think they had everything ready to climb except for beer and a rope. Dremmel had his harness with a few slings, Doc had his IV kit and everyone else was there for moral support. Well, except for Jak. He went to sleep before this happened. I presume he understood that we were adults and could fend for ourselves. We were actually concerned that your girlfriend had frozen up and couldn't move. Five hours to finish 100' of 5.7 climbing? We didn't give a fuck about you but your judgment and ability to get her safely off were the question. You can play it off like everything was all in fun but it was shitty that we couldn't just hang out around the campfire on the first day we were all there. You know what would have been awesome? If you had actually taken the numerous hints that we didn't want you there in the first place. That's pretty fucking harsh, especially since you really don't know me despite having chances to get to know me. We had headlamps; we explicitly stated so, and knew that we were likely going to use them, thank you for your concern it shows that despite the facade of hatred that you really do care. At any point she knew she could call it and we would head down. I was prepared to bail at any point. You're being a dick. It's duly noted. Sometimes the best approach is humility, as in apologizing that your intent for an extra long day was not properly communicated and sorry that it effected their night.....just saying. I did that several times when we ran into everyone on the way down, around the campfire, and the next day. But if it needs to be stated again: Thank you everyone for your concern and I appreciate the measures taken to ensure both my GF and my safety and well being for our extended climb the first night we were there. I appreciate you willingness to leave the comfort of your beers and campfire to come and search for us. It meant much and will not be forgotten. If the climb in question ruined your entire trip, then I have pity on your shallow self-centered self-serving attitude and hope that you may come to terms with yourself and realize that one day, maybe the world won't revolve around your arrogance and condescending attitude. Maybe you should realize that there are those out there that do thing against what you believe and/or feel is the only way to do things. Also, if this fucked up your entire trip. I have no regret for that, I actually find it entertaining. More so if you are still dwelling on it now. wow. You are a fucking embarrassment! I look forward to the end of this lousy GU so I can post about the Actual Awesomeness of the GerkOff. That was the most fun I've had climbing in a while. Except for the parts where the B Team walked all my projects. Heh! Yeah, it wuz a grate trip for sure. Although I left my football in the bear bin. Buggahh!
Oh noes!
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 8:58 PM
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kachoong wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: Diphthong wrote: caughtinside wrote: But the real losers in the whole ordeal were fopo and kaboom, who had their food locked in the dawgmobile. That fucking sucks. After a full day of climbing? I'd rip the fucking door oft. Well, it was a half day for those guys. We kept offering them food, they kept declining and kept dirnking! Kaboom ate my chocolate-covered nutz. I don't remember waking with pubes in my teeth. Someone should have said something! Well, you grabbed my ass...and I think everyone elses during yore stay.
You were the only one who gave an audible moan when I did.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 8:58 PM
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kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: Just ran the numbahs... 8 days climbing, 46 pitches. I made 6.5 days climbing, 34 pitches and around 4000ft. I also tronsited Powerlust, with some textgerkouragement from the Klown. It's my style of climb... techy face. Mantles are no probs.
That was a very improbable move for me. I was most surprised when it actually came off.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:00 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: epoch wrote: meatbomz wrote: epoch wrote: snoopy138 wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: hopefully it's been a busy day for the helicopters at the Leap. and not because evanwish broke his ankle again and doesn't want to hobble out the 5 minutes from hogsback. Well, someone did get choppered out on saturday after cratering from the line. yes, so I heard. any reportz uv zendage/fialure? Dawg took his girlfriend on a nature hike (Surrealistic Pillar) on the lower buttress which turned into a 5-hour benighted epic ending around midnight. oh ... I heard about arrival from a 300' 5.7 that started at 7. I assumed 7 AM - 11 PM for CC or Bear's Reach. 7PM. It wasn't that bad. What was entertaining was the drunkard search party that appeared as we were strolling down the trail. I think they had everything ready to climb except for beer and a rope. Dremmel had his harness with a few slings, Doc had his IV kit and everyone else was there for moral support. Well, except for Jak. He went to sleep before this happened. I presume he understood that we were adults and could fend for ourselves. We were actually concerned that your girlfriend had frozen up and couldn't move. Five hours to finish 100' of 5.7 climbing? We didn't give a fuck about you but your judgment and ability to get her safely off were the question. You can play it off like everything was all in fun but it was shitty that we couldn't just hang out around the campfire on the first day we were all there. You know what would have been awesome? If you had actually taken the numerous hints that we didn't want you there in the first place. That's pretty fucking harsh, especially since you really don't know me despite having chances to get to know me. We had headlamps; we explicitly stated so, and knew that we were likely going to use them, thank you for your concern it shows that despite the facade of hatred that you really do care. At any point she knew she could call it and we would head down. I was prepared to bail at any point. You're being a dick. It's duly noted. Sometimes the best approach is humility, as in apologizing that your intent for an extra long day was not properly communicated and sorry that it effected their night.....just saying. I did that several times when we ran into everyone on the way down, around the campfire, and the next day. But if it needs to be stated again: Thank you everyone for your concern and I appreciate the measures taken to ensure both my GF and my safety and well being for our extended climb the first night we were there. I appreciate you willingness to leave the comfort of your beers and campfire to come and search for us. It meant much and will not be forgotten. If the climb in question ruined your entire trip, then I have pity on your shallow self-centered self-serving attitude and hope that you may come to terms with yourself and realize that one day, maybe the world won't revolve around your arrogance and condescending attitude. Maybe you should realize that there are those out there that do thing against what you believe and/or feel is the only way to do things. Also, if this fucked up your entire trip. I have no regret for that, I actually find it entertaining. More so if you are still dwelling on it now. wow. You are a fucking embarrassment! I look forward to the end of this lousy GU so I can post about the Actual Awesomeness of the GerkOff. That was the most fun I've had climbing in a while. Except for the parts where the B Team walked all my projects. Heh! Yeah, it wuz a grate trip for sure. Although I left my football in the bear bin. Buggahh! is it won of those oversized syphilitic footballz, or a proper american futball?
It was an undersized ozzie rules ball that you have to wear a wife-beater to run around with.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:01 PM
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Diphthong wrote: kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: epoch wrote: meatbomz wrote: epoch wrote: snoopy138 wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: hopefully it's been a busy day for the helicopters at the Leap. and not because evanwish broke his ankle again and doesn't want to hobble out the 5 minutes from hogsback. Well, someone did get choppered out on saturday after cratering from the line. yes, so I heard. any reportz uv zendage/fialure? Dawg took his girlfriend on a nature hike (Surrealistic Pillar) on the lower buttress which turned into a 5-hour benighted epic ending around midnight. oh ... I heard about arrival from a 300' 5.7 that started at 7. I assumed 7 AM - 11 PM for CC or Bear's Reach. 7PM. It wasn't that bad. What was entertaining was the drunkard search party that appeared as we were strolling down the trail. I think they had everything ready to climb except for beer and a rope. Dremmel had his harness with a few slings, Doc had his IV kit and everyone else was there for moral support. Well, except for Jak. He went to sleep before this happened. I presume he understood that we were adults and could fend for ourselves. We were actually concerned that your girlfriend had frozen up and couldn't move. Five hours to finish 100' of 5.7 climbing? We didn't give a fuck about you but your judgment and ability to get her safely off were the question. You can play it off like everything was all in fun but it was shitty that we couldn't just hang out around the campfire on the first day we were all there. You know what would have been awesome? If you had actually taken the numerous hints that we didn't want you there in the first place. That's pretty fucking harsh, especially since you really don't know me despite having chances to get to know me. We had headlamps; we explicitly stated so, and knew that we were likely going to use them, thank you for your concern it shows that despite the facade of hatred that you really do care. At any point she knew she could call it and we would head down. I was prepared to bail at any point. You're being a dick. It's duly noted. Sometimes the best approach is humility, as in apologizing that your intent for an extra long day was not properly communicated and sorry that it effected their night.....just saying. I did that several times when we ran into everyone on the way down, around the campfire, and the next day. But if it needs to be stated again: Thank you everyone for your concern and I appreciate the measures taken to ensure both my GF and my safety and well being for our extended climb the first night we were there. I appreciate you willingness to leave the comfort of your beers and campfire to come and search for us. It meant much and will not be forgotten. If the climb in question ruined your entire trip, then I have pity on your shallow self-centered self-serving attitude and hope that you may come to terms with yourself and realize that one day, maybe the world won't revolve around your arrogance and condescending attitude. Maybe you should realize that there are those out there that do thing against what you believe and/or feel is the only way to do things. Also, if this fucked up your entire trip. I have no regret for that, I actually find it entertaining. More so if you are still dwelling on it now. wow. You are a fucking embarrassment! I look forward to the end of this lousy GU so I can post about the Actual Awesomeness of the GerkOff. That was the most fun I've had climbing in a while. Except for the parts where the B Team walked all my projects. Heh! Yeah, it wuz a grate trip for sure. Although I left my football in the bear bin. Buggahh! Of course, with the British accent and all, 'bear bin' is probably slang for suitcase.
slang for flimsy plastic box that wouldn't keep a determined chipmunk at bay.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:03 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: hopefully it's been a busy day for the helicopters at the Leap. and not because evanwish broke his ankle again and doesn't want to hobble out the 5 minutes from hogsback. Well, someone did get choppered out on saturday after cratering from the line. yes, so I heard. any reportz uv zendage/fialure? Clamhead onzighted teh Klown's prodge (Mainline). He was subjected to a very quick, very light, almost imperceptible ball cupping from Jak. Yeah. The clam did it an insanely hard way and did not use the Approved Sequence. However, this onsight lit the fire under me and I am pleased to report I redsighted the Purple Haze the next day to be sure I got it first. Afterwards, the Team all hiked it in quick succession and confirmed that it is actually only .11a, which really makes you wonder why it took me three years and 10 burns to send. Power Lust was also a great line. And the dirty bag of shit to the right of it was ok asswell. I saw that while climbing with the Weke and wondered if that was the formerly named Power Flush. Weke and I climbed some gud stuff on Friday. The Farce to The Gamoke to April Fools to Power Lust. April Fools is definitely that... one joke is that you can't get down with a 60... lucky we had a 70. The other joke is that there's no rap anchors, so we had to rap oft a big spike. Yeah, there used to be a nice tatty rap up around those blocks on April Fools, it was up for over 6 years. Then some wank climbed it and whined about it on the taco, and it must have been chopped sometime in the last two weeks. It will likely reappear, those upper pitches are not that compelling. There has been lots of nonsense liek that at the Leap over the last few years, retro anchors showing up and getting removed, rap hardware getting removed from classic (but retro anchored) routes like Hospital corner, etc. Slightly ironic that it happened to you guys because the weke had been flirting with the guy who does it on the taco.
Ironing!
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:07 PM
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kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route.
I had not yet begun to spot with any earnestness at this point.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:08 PM
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imnotclever wrote: kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route. You placed that rock there as a step didn't you, biner? CRIMEZ!
Ha! I put that there for her. Accomplize!
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:09 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: imnotclever wrote: kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route. [image]http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k559/kachoong/Rockclimbing/Lovers%20Leap%202011/DSCN0087.jpg[/image] You placed that rock there as a step didn't you, biner? CRIMEZ! Eye didn't. Donny did, but the serious cat who climbed it after us totally used it as well. I bet that cheater stone is now an established part of that route.
There's probibly a breathy, anguished thread on MP about it.
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Aug 15, 2011, 9:16 PM
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meatbomz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: imnotclever wrote: kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route. You placed that rock there as a step didn't you, biner? CRIMEZ! Eye didn't. Donny did, but the serious cat who climbed it after us totally used it as well. I bet that cheater stone is now an established part of that route. There's probibly a breathy, anguished thread on MP about it.
Hand drill on lead only, brah. Pure ethics.
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