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wildtrail
Mar 1, 2003, 4:48 PM
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In the recent thread in which we all discussed vegetarianism, I thought this was kind of funny.
"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter.'"--Andy Rooney
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micronut
Mar 1, 2003, 5:24 PM
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Actually, it's an old indian word meaning, "regular elimination", or one who displays the powers of such. Opposite of "big belly man"
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lox
Mar 1, 2003, 6:46 PM
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vagitarian.
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camhead
Mar 1, 2003, 6:51 PM
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fuckin' Bob Shneider listening Austinite.
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funktimonious
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I awlays thought it meant "those who eat vegetables", but now that i think about it, that would be an "herbivore". :?
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arrettinator
Mar 1, 2004, 3:05 PM
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One year ago today:
Potato, tomato....
Let's make a salad.
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robmcc
Mar 1, 2004, 3:15 PM
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Vegetarians are good eatin'!
Rob
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greyicewater
Mar 1, 2004, 3:44 PM
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this is kind of mean... but at my school there was a no meat day or whatever it was called, and someone put up posters that said "dear hippies, for every animal you don't eat i'll eat three." i just thought that it was kind of funny
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winter
Mar 1, 2004, 5:32 PM
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The cuter the animal, the better it tastes
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brianthew
Mar 1, 2004, 6:21 PM
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I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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climbersoze
Mar 1, 2004, 6:29 PM
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And since nobody posted it here, I will go ahead and say it...
If God did not want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
P.S. See the squirrel in my signature? Ya ever have spaghetti sauce with squirrel meat in it? I did just after this little bastard tried to get tough with me. :twisted:
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arrettinator
Mar 1, 2004, 7:38 PM
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That squirrel would have whipped up on you.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall people in a single bound.
:roll:
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j_ung
Mar 1, 2004, 7:52 PM
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I would be a vegetarian if it weren't for my nearly constant cravings for human flesh.
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thomasribiere
Mar 1, 2004, 10:04 PM
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is that possible we don't even have the will to bash vegeterians any more? Wildtrail, climbingcowboy, where are you all???
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robmcc
Mar 1, 2004, 10:44 PM
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In reply to: is that possible we don't even have the will to bash vegeterians any more? Wildtrail, climbingcowboy, where are you all???
Don't you think living on rabbit food alone is punishment enough?
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danooguy
Mar 1, 2004, 10:55 PM
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My favorite:
Vegetarians don't live longer. It just seems longer.
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macherry
Mar 1, 2004, 11:02 PM
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"i didn't work my way up the food chain to become a vegetarian".
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thegreytradster
Mar 2, 2004, 12:51 AM
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Proud member of
People Eating Tasty Animals
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camhead
Mar 2, 2004, 4:42 AM
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HI EVERYONE I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I PROBABLY CLIMB WAY FRICKIN HARDER THAN YOU DO SO SUCK A FAT ONE, EH?
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elvislegs
Mar 2, 2004, 5:19 AM
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camhead, you just got trolled by WILDTRAIL!!1 From like, a year in the PAST! you must be drinking dude, cause you are way off your game. naw don't worry I won't tell anyone.
wildtrail would be so proud of himself, we'd all have to knock him down a notch or two.
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danooguy
Mar 2, 2004, 3:32 PM
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camhead, a sprout eater?
I should have known.
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camhead
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ackshully, I'm only half- vegetarian. I still eat seafood; tuna, shrimp, oyster, etc... seafood is just too damn good to pass up.
In fact, I think I'm going to start eating dolphins as well. Let's see how fucking intelligent you are on my fucking dinner plate, you opposable thumb-lacking saltmonger! In fact, hell, I just might think twice about eating a cow, providing that it died in the ocean.
oh, and here's a tongue twister for ya'll. What do you say when you want to demand Mexican food made from the unborn?
FEED US FETUS FAJITAS!
yeah.
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alwaysforward
Mar 3, 2004, 4:41 AM
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In reply to: camhead, a sprout eater? I should have known.
Mmmmmm... sprouts.
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