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freakystyley
Jan 3, 2004, 2:19 AM
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your wife asks you for a quickie - and she means the 5.9 on the way out to the car
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This is the greatest thread ever. The only one that I have to add is:
. . .if you've named your dogs (or other pets) after routes (Kryptonite and Free Rider)
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hosh
Jan 5, 2004, 1:47 AM
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...your knuckles are always bloody but you've never been in a fist fight.
...you wear smaller shoes than your little sister (And like it)
...you've considered a job as a window washer on a sky-scraper just so you can get paid to "practice"
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reddaisies
Jan 5, 2004, 4:04 AM
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..... you get voice messages from non-climbing friends saying "...you're probably not picking up your phone because you're busy climbing..." ... and you really are
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allilovesrocks
Jan 5, 2004, 4:53 AM
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if your shirts all have holes i the mid drift area from belaying
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cadaverchris
Jan 5, 2004, 5:23 AM
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you forget you have your pants cuffed-up (rolled up to see your toes) from climbing.
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timmah
Jan 5, 2004, 7:10 AM
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...you pass out after a conference dinner and wake up on top of the wardrobe back in your room.
...you've been deathly sick for a fortnight but still find chalk splotches in random places on almost everything you own.
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sportyclimber
Sep 24, 2005, 5:06 AM
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You figured out a way to get onto the overhanging roof of your school with a spotter instead of a latter to get a frisbee. Then, you start purposely throwing the frisbee on it every day.
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superbum
Sep 24, 2005, 6:14 AM
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you can sand your deck
with your fingertips :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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konamtbiker
Sep 24, 2005, 6:44 AM
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You see a naked woman standing in front of El Capa and say thats gonna be a new problem
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slablizard
Sep 24, 2005, 8:29 AM
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Airscape
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
.when petzl isn't something you eat with beer.
...when you start calling your gear "MY PRECIOUS" and you would live on raw fish in a cave as long as no one took it from us! don't we my precious?
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jinx
Sep 24, 2005, 2:49 PM
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In reply to: You drop something at work and yell... Rock |
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jinx
Sep 24, 2005, 2:49 PM
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In reply to: You drop something at work and yell... Rock |
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realdeal39
Sep 24, 2005, 4:20 PM
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You break up with your fiance and decide not to attend college in Hawaii so you can work in Yosemite for the summer...I actually did this.
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the_soph
Sep 24, 2005, 4:31 PM
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you boulder your spiral staircase every night before bed
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hibby11
Sep 24, 2005, 6:47 PM
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Slablizard........ that signature is ridiculous
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shire
Sep 25, 2005, 2:03 AM
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you open doors with one finger, crimp on the pencil holder portion of ur school desk, close your eyes and run over the moves of ur newest project during prayer in church, your password is Sharma something, don't go and watch a movie with a hot girl cause u wanna go home and watch Rampage (me just 5 minuts ago, no joke)
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csgambill
Sep 25, 2005, 2:19 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: You wear your harness to work and and yell TAKE when you get to the top of the elevator shaft. Wow, I don't think you'd be called a climber. I'm pretty sure you'd be called 'Special'.
I work in the Sears Tower, they'd probably arrest me for that. I really don't want to spend my life in G'itmo.
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samxbam8
Sep 25, 2005, 2:53 AM
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-if you boulder the picnic tables at soccer on water breaks
-you drag your soccer friends to the wall even though u know they dont like it.
-You have tried climbing the cafeteria wall.
-Got in trouble for climbing the outside of the circle tube at recess, so came back at night to do it when there were no teachers.
-Set up a toprope in your room at 1 oclock in the morning
-Climb the fireplace at home
-Daisy chain the strings on your soccer shorts
-Tought your friends how to daisy chain their soccer shorts
-Tie yourself to the ceiling of the basement and hang their for hours
-Watch the 10 second rock climbing scene for EVEREST over and over again
-Use 4 old ropes to make a toprope in your backyard using a toy belt as a harness and having your brother hold the rope with his bare hands.
- You practice belaying in english
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lofstromc
Sep 25, 2005, 3:37 AM
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Your nuts are different sizes, and you don't mind!
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lofstromc
Sep 25, 2005, 3:42 AM
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You who Frank Endo is and your not a gymnast.
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lofstromc
Sep 25, 2005, 3:50 AM
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You've already come up with names for those routes you will establish some day.
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crazyakclimber
Sep 25, 2005, 4:17 AM
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.....If you have a name for each of your cams and talk to them while you climb.
.....If your carry on bag weighs more than 80 pounds.
......If you look @ a pile of rocks or dirt and imagine it to be a big mountain and then route find. :lol:
......If you sleep in a sleeping bag for more than three months out of the year and like it. :P
......If basically you involve climbing somehow in every aspect of life. :roll:
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oldrnotboldr
Sep 27, 2005, 3:11 PM
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a climber family when everyone sits around the campfire comparing the bruises and scrapes from the day's climbing outing.
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outsideguyzak
Sep 27, 2005, 3:24 PM
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I. If you climb anything and everything. From door frames, to sculptures, to buildings in your university(got in trouble by two old professors), to brick smoke stacks(almost got arrested for this one), to stone penacostal churches(almost got arrested for that one too!) to trees and much much much much more!! If it looks remotely climbable or even if it doesn't i'll try!!!
II. If adding to your rack is more important than your car payment.
III. If you skip class/work to climb and don't care.
IV. If your life goals are to become a homeless climbing bum!!!!!!
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