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bilias
Dec 16, 2004, 1:01 AM
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Dear Curt,
What's with your striking resemblance to actor Kevin Spacey?
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bobd1953
Dec 16, 2004, 1:14 AM
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In reply to: Quote: How does one convince their parents that they are an adult and therefore can make decisions on their own without alienating said parents? Don't ask them for money anymore.
Good one Andrew. Tell that to my adult children.
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curt
Dec 16, 2004, 1:30 AM
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In reply to: When you climb w/ Hillary do you check out her ass? If yes is it: A) a quick glance B) multiple glances C) a long awkward stare where drool starts to form in the corner of your mouth and unconsciously your brake hand slides off the rope to adjust your unit from the fantasies that you play out in head
Usually we are bouldering, so it is my solemn responsibility to watch her ass all the time. Sometimes, if she falls, I am even forced to save her ass. Thank you for your question. :wink:
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curt
Dec 16, 2004, 1:32 AM
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In reply to: Dear Curt, What's with your striking resemblance to actor Kevin Spacey?
Hahahahaha. My wife thinks I look like him too.
Curt
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curt
Dec 16, 2004, 1:34 AM
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In reply to: Hey Curt did this thread turn out like you thought it would?
Pretty much, except I thought it would have died out about 15 pages ago. :lol:
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bobd1953
Dec 16, 2004, 2:34 AM
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In reply to: Usually we are bouldering, so it is my solemn responsibility to watch her ass all the time. Sometimes, if she falls, I am even forced to save her ass. Thank you for your question. Curt
Do you feel that same responsibility when we boulder together??? Do you look at my ass the same way you look at Hillary?
On another note. Found some cool boulders above Eldorado with Kelly. I feel the same way bouldering with Kelly as you do with Hillary.
Get your ass ready ready for JT in Jan. Later, Bob
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curt
Dec 16, 2004, 2:37 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Usually we are bouldering, so it is my solemn responsibility to watch her ass all the time. Sometimes, if she falls, I am even forced to save her ass. Thank you for your question. Curt Do you feel that same responsibility when we boulder together??? Do you look at my ass the same way you look at Hillary? On another note. Found some cool boulders above Eldorado with Kelly. I feel the same way bouldering with Kelly as you do with Hillary. Get your ass ready ready for JT in Jan. Later, Bob
Of course I watch your ass when we boulder together, just not with the same fondness. 8^) J.T. in January sounds good, count me in.
Curt
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edit: delete.
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Dec 16, 2004, 5:58 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: mallory to christina at boatrock on monday as christina strips out of shirts to just a bra top.... and beanie.: "christina! newsflash! its cold!" christina in rebuttal : "yeah, I don't know what you're doing, but I'm rock climbing." Must resist making smart comment, must resist, can`t resist, must resist, ffffzzzzlzlllleee crackle pop grind (noise made when brain circuit blows). Dude... how hard can it possibly be for you to make a smart comment... I am still waiting patiently on the first one to be said. :P what smart remark could you possibly make from this??
Something along the lines of cold, bra top, M&Ms perhaps. We call it "on high beam". You asked. :roll: :wink: :lol:
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: mallory to christina at boatrock on monday as christina strips out of shirts to just a bra top.... and beanie.: "christina! newsflash! its cold!" christina in rebuttal : "yeah, I don't know what you're doing, but I'm rock climbing." Must resist making smart comment, must resist, can`t resist, must resist, ffffzzzzlzlllleee crackle pop grind (noise made when brain circuit blows). Dude... how hard can it possibly be for you to make a smart comment... I am still waiting patiently on the first one to be said. :P what smart remark could you possibly make from this?? Something along the lines of cold, bra top, M&Ms perhaps. We call it "on high beam". You asked. :roll: :wink: :lol:
whoa! I get it! I think I'm starting to learn how to speak Australian, eh, Phil?
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curt
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: mallory to christina at boatrock on monday as christina strips out of shirts to just a bra top.... and beanie.: "christina! newsflash! its cold!" christina in rebuttal : "yeah, I don't know what you're doing, but I'm rock climbing." Must resist making smart comment, must resist, can`t resist, must resist, ffffzzzzlzlllleee crackle pop grind (noise made when brain circuit blows). Dude... how hard can it possibly be for you to make a smart comment... I am still waiting patiently on the first one to be said. :P what smart remark could you possibly make from this?? Something along the lines of cold, bra top, M&Ms perhaps. We call it "on high beam". You asked. :roll: :wink: :lol: whoa! I get it! I think I'm starting to learn how to speak Australian, eh, Phil?
Well, I'm in. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me. "hic" "urrrrrrp"
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: mallory to christina at boatrock on monday as christina strips out of shirts to just a bra top.... and beanie.: "christina! newsflash! its cold!" christina in rebuttal : "yeah, I don't know what you're doing, but I'm rock climbing." Must resist making smart comment, must resist, can`t resist, must resist, ffffzzzzlzlllleee crackle pop grind (noise made when brain circuit blows). Dude... how hard can it possibly be for you to make a smart comment... I am still waiting patiently on the first one to be said. :P Bonzer cobber, strewth, took yas long enough, crikey what`s a bloke to do. Hee hee, get yer heads around that sentence. what smart remark could you possibly make from this?? Something along the lines of cold, bra top, M&Ms perhaps. We call it "on high beam". You asked. :roll: :wink: :lol: whoa! I get it! I think I'm starting to learn how to speak Australian, eh, Phil? Well, I'm in. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me. "hic" "urrrrrrp" Curt |
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Dec 17, 2004, 1:11 PM
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Curt, White Rastafarian and Stem Gem were way better than Saturday Night Live how come you did not tell me about these?
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curt
Dec 17, 2004, 5:22 PM
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In reply to: Curt, White Rastafarian and Stem Gem were way better than Saturday Night Live how come you did not tell me about these?
I have done each of those problems a zillion times or so. IMO, White Rasta is only a "great" problem because it is a highball. Stem Gem is good, but IMO, not as good as SNL. That's the thing about opinions though..... I am glad you had fun there anyway.
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Dec 17, 2004, 9:49 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: How does one convince their parents that they are an adult and therefore can make decisions on their own without alienating said parents? Don't ask them for money anymore.
I don't. I fact I give them more money than I get...
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Dec 17, 2004, 10:03 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: How does one convince their parents that they are an adult and therefore can make decisions on their own without alienating said parents? Don't ask them for money anymore. I don't. I fact I give them more money than I get...
then don't give them any more money until they cut the apron strings.
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piton
Dec 20, 2004, 2:08 PM
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what's the best scotch to drink while i'm driving?
do you think i can get the olsen twins in bed if I bribe them with coke?
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In reply to: what's the best scotch to drink while i'm driving? do you think i can get the olsen twins in bed if I bribe them with coke?
Well, if you are drinking a fine single malt, the attention one gives to the nose often (in my case anyway) is best achieved with eyes closed, so not recommended while driving (that's just not safe). Also, an open glass can be spilled far too easily. So, IMHO, for on the road scotch, I recommend something not too high-level to be enjoyed out of a flask or even the bottle. JW Black, if you must go to a blend, or a Glelivet 12 would do nicely, and is young enough to survive the onslaught of the taste-killing flask or the aroma-killing small opening of the bottle. You might do well to look into the bargain-priced single malts, such as McClelands (I may have spelld that wrong), they have a nice assortment of Highlang, Lowald, and Islay whisky that is robust enough for the above task.
As for the Olsen twines....I hear one of them has a disorder....you minght want to make it diet coke.
Edit: The publishers of "Scotch Snob weekly" do not condone drinking while driving, the above post was meant for humourous purposes only, and remid you to drink responsibly.
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my girlfriend just caught me with my pants down having cyber sex with her best friend. Is this considered cheating?
Should I
a. just say i was getting ready for a shower
b. drop my gf for her best friend
c. try to work a threesome out of this situation
d. call my gf by her best friends name the next time we have sex.
e. give my gf diamond earings and her best friend a pearl necklace for christmas
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curt, are you really kevin spacey
will i remember to bring a hat and find my long johns/hiking boots next time i venture out to hike in the snow
will i get sick from my hike yesterday - or are these mild heat flashes (too young for menapause; that's why the project manager said to me this morning) just burning off extra calories
and lastly - did my co worker really have to ask aloud, "someone's not doing so well" re: fart smells (mine - my tum is gassy)
tks, blk
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curt
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In reply to: what's the best scotch to drink while i'm driving?
I don't recommend drinking scotch while actually driving. It is too hard to hold the club and the glass at the same time. Try it while putting, instead.
In reply to: do you think i can get the olsen twins in bed if I bribe them with coke?
I can see no reason not to try.
Curt
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In reply to: curt, are you really kevin spacey will i remember to bring a hat and find my long johns/hiking boots next time i venture out to hike in the snow will i get sick from my hike yesterday - or are these mild heat flashes (too young for menapause; that's why the project manager said to me this morning) just burning off extra calories and lastly - did my co worker really have to ask aloud, "someone's not doing so well" re: fart smells (mine - my tum is gassy) tks, blk
Thanks for sharing. The only thing I am reasonably sure about is that Kevin Spacey and I are indeed two different people.
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In reply to: my girlfriend just caught me with my pants down having cyber sex with her best friend. Is this considered cheating? Should I a. just say i was getting ready for a shower b. drop my gf for her best friend c. try to work a threesome out of this situation d. call my gf by her best friends name the next time we have sex. e. give my gf diamond earings and her best friend a pearl necklace for christmas
(c) is clearly the best possible outcome, but (e) has worked so far for Kobe Bryant.
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Curt, this is the most informative thread on RC. Can we have it made a sticky, preferably in Suggestions and Questions, and linked to the front page, so I don't have to browse the site to read it?
Also, are you an A-hole? How about Jay?
Do you think Jay would let me belay him? WIth a grigri? One handed with an ATC?
With the foot belay? :lol:
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