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Arrogant_Bastard
Sep 16, 2008, 5:34 PM
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rhythm164 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have biggerother things to worry about than having something to share in this thread. that's true, but then I wouldn't have jokes to make that would insight these witty, stock reponses from other posters. and judging from your profile pic, I'm not the one trying to compensate for something 
Speaking of stock responses, someone made the exact comment not more than a few days ago. We've discussed this: I have a really, really small penish, and I make up for it with a really, really nice car. Standard issue stuff.
I make it a point to discuss this early on with the women to try to minimize the embarrassing moment of exposure. Hundreds of times I've been through it, yet it doesn't get any easier. I've heard it all:
"Really? ...wow"
"Is it in?"
"My Pomeranian has bigger"
"Are you cold?"
"It's a good thing you have a nice car"
Indeed. Indeed it is.
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rhythm164
Sep 16, 2008, 5:49 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have biggerother things to worry about than having something to share in this thread. that's true, but then I wouldn't have jokes to make that would insight these witty, stock reponses from other posters. and judging from your profile pic, I'm not the one trying to compensate for something Speaking of stock responses, someone made the exact comment not more than a few days ago. We've discussed this: I have a really, really small penish, and I make up for it with a really, really nice car. Standard issue stuff. I make it a point to discuss this early on with the women to try to minimize the embarrassing moment of exposure. Hundreds of times I've been through it, yet it doesn't get any easier. I've heard it all: "Really? ...wow" "Is it in?" "My Pomeranian has bigger" "Are you cold?" "It's a good thing you have a nice car" Indeed. Indeed it is.
ha, i'd give you a trophy, you know, if we could still dole those things out.
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phillygoat
Sep 16, 2008, 6:30 PM
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Courtesy of Angry:
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shiro16
Sep 16, 2008, 7:36 PM
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Newspaper and duct tape made me a wonderful pair of disposable climbing shoes once. Worked surprisingly well, wore out fast.
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ryanb
Sep 16, 2008, 7:44 PM
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Have made "sunglasses" out of duct tape (two thin slots to look through) when i forgot mine on a trip that involved a fair bit of time on bright snow fields. I hear energy bar wrappers work well too.
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markc
Sep 16, 2008, 8:10 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have bigger other things to worry about than having something to share in this thread.
You know, they make more than one size of those bags. Ever see those big freezer bags? Course, I don't know anyone that would let you get within 5 feet with the edges on those things. Run to the damn store or think of other ways to pass the time.
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sungam
Sep 16, 2008, 10:57 PM
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btreanor wrote: As I said, that was my only, brief affair with inflatable mattresses (though my wife and kids do use them). In a world of crampons, ice tools, screws, pins, etc., etc., it is easier to just use ensolite. 
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sungam
Sep 16, 2008, 11:02 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have biggerother things to worry about than having something to share in this thread. that's true, but then I wouldn't have jokes to make that would insight these witty, stock reponses from other posters. and judging from your profile pic, I'm not the one trying to compensate for something Speaking of stock responses, someone made the exact comment not more than a few days ago. We've discussed this: I have a really, really small penish, and I make up for it with a really, really nice car. Standard issue stuff. I make it a point to discuss this early on with the women to try to minimize the embarrassing moment of exposure. Hundreds of times I've been through it, yet it doesn't get any easier. I've heard it all: "Really? ...wow" "Is it in?" "My Pomeranian has bigger" "Are you cold?" "It's a good thing you have a nice car" Indeed. Indeed it is.
Isatchoo, AB?
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grover
Sep 16, 2008, 11:48 PM
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dingus wrote: I once made a hash pipe out of a beer can. Does that count? DMT
I believe it counts, but I would call it survival!
Some of the gear found on "Hog Heaven" 5.P X.
The next piece was a pork-hock wedged in a 7 inch crack!
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sungam
Sep 17, 2008, 12:45 AM
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 1:15 AM
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rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh?
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sungam
Sep 17, 2008, 1:21 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? How about a banana peel? I'm asking for a friend here, of course.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Sep 17, 2008, 3:50 PM
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sungam wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have biggerother things to worry about than having something to share in this thread. that's true, but then I wouldn't have jokes to make that would insight these witty, stock reponses from other posters. and judging from your profile pic, I'm not the one trying to compensate for something Speaking of stock responses, someone made the exact comment not more than a few days ago. We've discussed this: I have a really, really small penish, and I make up for it with a really, really nice car. Standard issue stuff. I make it a point to discuss this early on with the women to try to minimize the embarrassing moment of exposure. Hundreds of times I've been through it, yet it doesn't get any easier. I've heard it all: "Really? ...wow" "Is it in?" "My Pomeranian has bigger" "Are you cold?" "It's a good thing you have a nice car" Indeed. Indeed it is. Isatchoo, AB?
I wish, I haven't been with near that many women.
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sungam
Sep 17, 2008, 4:02 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: sungam wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: rhythm164 wrote: does using a zip lock baggie when you can't find a condom count? probably not huh? If your entire penis can fit into a zip lock bag I'd think you have biggerother things to worry about than having something to share in this thread. that's true, but then I wouldn't have jokes to make that would insight these witty, stock reponses from other posters. and judging from your profile pic, I'm not the one trying to compensate for something Speaking of stock responses, someone made the exact comment not more than a few days ago. We've discussed this: I have a really, really small penish, and I make up for it with a really, really nice car. Standard issue stuff. I make it a point to discuss this early on with the women to try to minimize the embarrassing moment of exposure. Hundreds of times I've been through it, yet it doesn't get any easier. I've heard it all: "Really? ...wow" "Is it in?" "My Pomeranian has bigger" "Are you cold?" "It's a good thing you have a nice car" Indeed. Indeed it is. Isatchoo, AB? I wish, I haven't been with near that many women.
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