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slavetogravity
Jul 22, 2005, 5:02 PM
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I’m currently in the thick of developing a new crag in my home town of Castlegar British Columbia. Besides a few friends, who are helping me, I’ve been putting up most of all the routes and as such I’ve have the privilege of naming them.
Here’s where things get interesting. I’m sure a few of you will be pleased, or applaud, that I’ve decided to name routes on the wall after some of the more prolific members on RC.com, some members I know personally, others I just know through the site and enjoy the contributions they’ve made over the years.
So far the route list looks like this.
The crag is made up of 3 main walls. One wall I’ve decided to call the CBC wall, after the famous Canadian Radio Station, and the routes on this wall will be named after the radio stations programs. So far I’ve got
Sad Goat 5.8 trad.
Definitely Not the Opera 5.12? sport. (Project)
The Other wall I’ve named the Maculated Wall. After the well written Maculated (undoubtedly the worlds most famous female 5.9 climber). And because the wall is maculated, which –and correct me if I’m wrong- is defined as a form of perfection, which this wall is.
Found on the Maculated Wall you’ll find the following routes.
Give it up for the J-ung Dancers. 5.11a mixed.
Clausti is the Hottest. 5.10c sport. Named in recognition of my favourite RC.com thread where a debate raged on who was the hottest member on RC.com. To which, in my opinion, Clausti was and still is hottest.
The are also two trad routes one 5.10b, the other 5.10a. Which, at this point remain nameless. There is also potential for many more sport routes, trad and mixed lines.
So my requested to all of you out there in RC.com land. Give me so good names for routes. Keep in mind that they all have to have something to do with RC.com and its more colourful members.
Edit. Apparently the definition of Maculated is "Something with spots or blemishes". Ehhhh.... Still works. The name stays.
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nthusiastj
Jul 22, 2005, 5:09 PM
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Death to Kodos!
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caughtinside
Jul 22, 2005, 5:10 PM
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Heh, me and a buddy talked about doing the same thing, but it never happened. BTW, 'caught inside' is already a route, named in a disgusting fit of narcissism. :oops:
What about 'the doctur kudose virus' or 'ooze in the tarpit' or 'lox gets the chop.' :lol:
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jt512
Jul 22, 2005, 5:18 PM
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In reply to: 'lox gets the chop.'
I think you mean, "Lox gets sliced."
-Jay
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snoangel
Jul 22, 2005, 5:24 PM
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What about...
"Edge in a sportsbra"
"The Person Below me..."
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caughtinside
Jul 22, 2005, 5:28 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: 'lox gets the chop.' I think you mean, "Lox gets sliced." -Jay
oooooh, good one! :lol:
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jt512
Jul 22, 2005, 5:28 PM
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Here's Dirtineye
Largo Quits [sorry, but just too good to pass up]
I Used to Wear Lycra
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caughtinside
Jul 22, 2005, 5:37 PM
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climbsomething the gumby? :P
epic_ed: 4th time's a charm?
teeth of the fury?
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dirtineye
Jul 22, 2005, 5:40 PM
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Claustiphobia (a scary, ill protected, psycho climb)
Threadstalkers need love too
DrScrewloose takes a holiday
Ding Dong Dingus (gotta have good fall potential on this one)
Dripping Sluts of RC.com (any wet crack will do)
Scummunity (must be covered in moss, prefer some algea too)
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dingus
Jul 22, 2005, 5:41 PM
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STFU!!!111
Ask the Noob.
I'm sending this to Community.
Wankfest 2005
PhotoBomb
"John Stannard WHO???"
DMT
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jt512
Jul 22, 2005, 5:49 PM
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n00biessence (5.4)
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jt512
Jul 22, 2005, 5:50 PM
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Is This an Elitist Route? 5.12
8^)
-Jay
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edge
Jul 22, 2005, 5:52 PM
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"Philbox Has Moved This Route to Oz"
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wings
Jul 22, 2005, 5:52 PM
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In reply to: I'm sending this to Community.
Very nice.
- Seyil
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Jul 22, 2005, 5:56 PM
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My girlfriend is hotter.
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edge
Jul 22, 2005, 5:59 PM
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4LYFE!!!11
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taualum23
Jul 22, 2005, 6:05 PM
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"Which shoes are better?"
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jpdreamer
Jul 22, 2005, 6:13 PM
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Any trad climb where safe pro is hard to find and where you're generally just glad to be above it in the end:
PTC Hostility
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capcom1701
Jul 22, 2005, 6:20 PM
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Not as evil as Maculated
Death to noobs
try the search feature
pissing and moaning
the ladies room
anal retention
What should I buy for my beginners trad rack - woo-hoo, I bought a trad rack - I took a 5-footer, now I'm too scared to climb trad - trad rack for sale, only used once.
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jammer
Jul 22, 2005, 6:20 PM
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On a route where route finding skills are required:
do a search nOOb!!
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cintune
Jul 22, 2005, 6:23 PM
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Curt's Foot.
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saxfiend
Jul 22, 2005, 6:25 PM
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Pick a really tough finger crack and call it "Dropped Biner Microfracture."
JL
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macherry
Jul 22, 2005, 6:27 PM
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aaron, i expect one route to be named after me. After all, i'm the only (other than you) rc.com user that knows the whereabouts of this super secret area!!! :lol:
And i was going to be your belay slave on one of your projects!!!!!
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