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jt512


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I don't care what freaking grade you are climbing at, it is more fun when the rope goes down between your legs than it is when it goes up in front of your nose!! I ain't no freaking trad snob. if you want to stick clip the first bolt or two have the Fck at it but if you stick clip the whole FCKING Rt. don't be a sissy and try to tell me that you led the fcking thing caus you are blowing smoke out your ass and are definatly not getting the fcking point :twisted: as far as fractuer being a 5.13 sport climber, i don't know if that is true or not but it don't mean s--- if you can't get up a cliff without a freaking fishing pole :roll: i seen them spurt climbers before you know :lol: caught one doing laps on a 12a that i hand drilled solo ground up. Now I couldn't free that b---- if you put a gun to my head but this kid was looking strong so I smooth talked him into going climbing the next day :twisted: Bout half way up the 3rd pitch of an ADK 5.8 the kid is grabbing gear and shaking like a dog crapping razorblades :lol: That's with the rope running straight up past his nose! That was just the warm up 8^) The next climb was another fine ADK 5.8. the descriptin in the guide says something about " both the leader and the SECOND are subject to long dangerous falls on the 2nd pitch" :D haven't heard from him since :roll: No, I don't climb 5.13, s--- I don't even climb 5.11. I ain't a doctor or vetrinarian either but I do know dead horses a$$hole when i smell one 8^)


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touchy, eh?


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That post deserves a FRAME


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I particularly like the juxtaposition of the loose-rock-pants-shitting-5.8-he-man spray with the excessive, slightly gay use of emoticons.


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i guess he's not a sport climbing fan then, eh?


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Laugh if you want, but I've climbed with him and he can climb and has put up a lot of routes. He also does sport. He is a little put off by people who claim to be able to climb 5.12 sport but shit their pants when climbing trad routes. Anyone who moves into trad from sport will be humbled by the climbs they will be climbing. I know I was and now I claim to climb in the 5.9 range, instead of the 10 range. As far as his personality goes, I'll tie in with him any day. He is far from being a washed out old trad climber ... he's younger then I am!

Alan


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Washed-up?!?

Shit, at least he uses soap!


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he ain't got shit on me.


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"...and shaking like a dog crapping razorblades"


Classic!!


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Wow, who cares? He doesn't sound very washed up to me. You sound like a washed up Troll. Someone post that animation of the guy typing and smashing his face off the keyboard... I love that one. Actually, screw climbing, whining on the internet is much more exciting.


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He is a little put off by people who claim to be able to climb 5.12 sport but s--- their pants when climbing trad routes. Anyone who moves into trad from sport will be humbled by the climbs they will be climbing.

Those of us who moved into sport from trad are less impressed.

-Jay


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He is a little put off by people who claim to be able to climb 5.12 sport but s--- their pants when climbing trad routes. Anyone who moves into trad from sport will be humbled by the climbs they will be climbing.

Those of us who moved into sport from trad are less impressed.

-Jay

So, it was not just a stupid thing an old washed up trad climber said, it was a personal insult to you. Sorry if my reply seemed to be a shaking finger, but you have to admit that trad climbing puts the fear into you that sport does not.

Other then saying that tradmanclimbs is a good climber that I'd climb with, I'm not much at bashing any part of climbing. I boulder, sport and trad. It's all good!

Alan


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He is a little put off by people who claim to be able to climb 5.12 sport but s--- their pants when climbing trad routes. Anyone who moves into trad from sport will be humbled by the climbs they will be climbing.

Those of us who moved into sport from trad are less impressed.

-Jay

So, it was not just a stupid thing an old washed up trad climber said, it was a personal insult to you.

You missed the point, but that's par for the course around here.

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...you have to admit that trad climbing puts the fear into you that sport does not.

Sometimes trad climbing is scarier than sport; sometimes sport climbing is scarier than trad. It Depends (tm), as usual.

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Other then saying that tradmanclimbs is a good climber that I'd climb with, I'm not much at bashing any part of climbing.

Me neither. Why defend people who are? The sport-bashing comment from the bitter, washed-up trad climber has become a cliche. Now they have their own thread.

-Jay


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I don't have anything useful to add to this topic, but being a washed-up trad climber, I felt obligated.

Curt


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Would anyone like to place bets on how long this thread will go?
I say 3 pages :lol:


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Yeah.... uhhhh.....

Just another washed-up trad climber checking in.

Thanks

-Fear


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I guess I don't understand this persistent sport/trad argument since I do both and would feel incomplete as a climber if I had to exclude either one. In fact, as I become more experienced, stronger, wiser, and able to climb harder climbs, the line between sport and trad becomes very grey and nebulous. It's all killer, whether you're clipping bolts or desperately slamming in cams.


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If "tradmanclimbs" is a real person, and not an internet alter ego, I would like to sincerely suggest that he take some time off of climbing.

The post could be used in a torte case against him if he is ever unlucky enough to have someone injured while they were climbing with him.

I would warn anybody against climbing with him. His apparent lack of empathy is apalling. He seems to be so wound up about how other people climb compared to him that he can't be much fun to be around.


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I don't care what freaking grade you are climbing at, it is more fun when the rope goes down between your legs than it is when it goes up in front of your nose!! I ain't no freaking trad snob. if you want to stick clip the first bolt or two have the Fck at it but if you stick clip the whole FCKING Rt. don't be a sissy and try to tell me that you led the fcking thing caus you are blowing smoke out your ass and are definatly not getting the fcking point :twisted: as far as fractuer being a 5.13 sport climber, i don't know if that is true or not but it don't mean s--- if you can't get up a cliff without a freaking fishing pole :roll: i seen them spurt climbers before you know :lol: caught one doing laps on a 12a that i hand drilled solo ground up. Now I couldn't free that b---- if you put a gun to my head but this kid was looking strong so I smooth talked him into going climbing the next day :twisted: Bout half way up the 3rd pitch of an ADK 5.8 the kid is grabbing gear and shaking like a dog crapping razorblades :lol: That's with the rope running straight up past his nose! That was just the warm up 8^) The next climb was another fine ADK 5.8. the descriptin in the guide says something about " both the leader and the SECOND are subject to long dangerous falls on the 2nd pitch" :D haven't heard from him since :roll: No, I don't climb 5.13, s--- I don't even climb 5.11. I ain't a doctor or vetrinarian either but I do know dead horses a$$hole when i smell one 8^)

TMC: I'm not sure what your frame of mind was when you wrote the above, I thought that was one of the funniest post ever! I climb both sport (1%) and trad (99%). I enjoy trad much better because it lets you get more than one pitch off of the ground! (Just the way it is in New England)


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I don't have anything useful to add to this topic, but being a washed-up trad climber, I felt obligated.

Curt

I thought you were a boulderer.... :?


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By the way, what exactly is an ADK 5.8? (American Death Klimb?)


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I don't have anything useful to add to this topic, but being a washed-up trad climber, I felt obligated.

Curt

I thought you were a boulderer.... :?

Show me a middle-aged boulderer who isn't a washed-up trad climber.

-Jay


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Hey remember the phrase Boulder for power, Sport for endurance, Trad for Life... and so on. It's all climbing. Just throw the F***ing stick clip away, the FA'ist put it up that way for a reason. They didn't put the bolts high or far apart so a puss could come along and stick clip them all, they put the bolts that way for climbers who are ready for the grade.


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If "tradmanclimbs" is a real person, and not an internet alter ego, I would like to sincerely suggest that he take some time off of climbing.

The post could be used in a torte case against him if he is ever unlucky enough to have someone injured while they were climbing with him.

I would warn anybody against climbing with him.

A torte case? Sounds delicious! :lol:

May I present the "sport climber defense?"

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he assured me he could climb 5.12..."

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Hey remember the phrase Boulder for power, Sport for endurance, Trad for Life... and so on. It's all climbing. Just throw the F***ing stick clip away, the FA'ist put it up that way for a reason. They didn't put the bolts high or far apart so a puss could come along and stick clip them all, they put the bolts that way for climbers who are ready for the grade.

Thank you for your contribution to the thread (Stupid Things Washed-Up Trad Climbers Say).

-Jay

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