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johnson6102002
Nov 16, 2005, 3:53 AM
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wow curts foot belay is so much easier to use then that damn ATC
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claramie
Nov 16, 2005, 3:57 AM
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When I was stressing out on a climb at the crux, fumbled the clip and dropped the bight of rope around my neck, my reserved belayer muttered:
"uh oh"
CL
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roy_hinkley_jr
Nov 16, 2005, 3:59 AM
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Which one's the brake hand?
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sbaclimber
Nov 16, 2005, 4:09 AM
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BEES!! (I was the belayer, the climber had found a nest, he just hadn't noticed yet)
whoa! dude, what happened to your rope here?
hey, weren't you planning on taking...(fill in gear here)...?
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suprdude22
Nov 16, 2005, 5:31 AM
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Absolutly NOTHING
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sbaclimber
Nov 16, 2005, 6:59 AM
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or, "don't worry, I'll catch yeh" :D
or, "come back down here and gimme a hug"
or, "look ma, no hands"
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paganmonkeyboy
Nov 16, 2005, 7:30 AM
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In reply to: for instance belayer-- "hold on, let me put this joint out real quick."
when it should be "here, you'll need this..."
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zao479
Nov 16, 2005, 7:47 AM
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Half way down the rap...
"How long did you say this rope was?"
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booger
Nov 16, 2005, 1:44 PM
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(on a tough pitch)
"No worries, this nut is a bomber anchor!"
:shock:
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soulslight
Nov 16, 2005, 2:22 PM
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When using the GiGri:"You`re the hand!!"
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p0stscript
Nov 16, 2005, 2:50 PM
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Slack??? I thought you shouted safe!! (whilst you're half way up!) :lol:
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goclimbarock514
Jan 27, 2006, 1:04 AM
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Climber: "Watch me, I'm at the crux"
Beleyer: " Oh Shit.... um dude i'm pretty sure that chipmunk just chewed through our rope..."
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hweight
Jan 27, 2006, 1:26 AM
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"I'm late. . ."
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justthemaid
Jan 27, 2006, 1:33 AM
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Belayer: "Uh- could you grab onto something or clip in for a sec?"
Climber: "Yes... um... why?"
Belayer: "Now can you toss your ATC down? I left mine at home."
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welikoa
Jan 27, 2006, 1:36 AM
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My partner was rapping down and I told him how much it would suck if he didnt put through rope through the biner on rap and how bad it would be to just fall down. I was pissed at him. He told me to shut the eff up and apologized for being a dick earlier in the day.
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justthemaid
Jan 27, 2006, 1:37 AM
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In reply to: "I'm late. . ."
Ding* Ding* Ding
We have a winner!!
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rufusandcompany
Jan 27, 2006, 1:37 AM
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"Are you at a secure stance?"
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rockguide
Jan 27, 2006, 1:37 AM
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Hi. I am back. You still not up that thing?
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trguy
Jan 27, 2006, 1:40 AM
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http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=53345&postdays=0&postorder=asc&topic_view=&start=0
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climbingaggie03
Jan 27, 2006, 1:52 AM
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ok, I know this post has been done a few times before, but I had a recent experience with a belayer that makes the list.
Belayer: "5 meters left.... I mean feet, not meters."
me: (15 feet above my last piece, on a slab looking for the anchors) "how much rope? Where are these Anchors?"
Belayer: " I'm not sure, hold on."
I look down and his girlfriend is holding the brake line while he looks at the guide book.
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westy55373
Jan 27, 2006, 1:53 AM
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Hey man, you know I'm not gay or anything. But if I were a chick and seen that ass, I'd do ya. :shock:
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talons05
Jan 27, 2006, 2:45 AM
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Dude, would you mind filling me in on the basics of CPR real quick?
Cheers,
A.W.
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can_climber
Jan 27, 2006, 2:56 AM
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I don't think CCH would appreciate this but here goes:
Belayer:"I think that crux is protected with an orange alien!"
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brent_e
Jan 27, 2006, 2:57 AM
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In reply to: You guys are all thinking waaaay too small. It goes a little more like: "You got a stance? 'Cause aliens are invading, and the human race is to spend it's last days in blinding agony locked into horrible torture engines for the pleasure of its sadistic alien overlords."
you know, i've heard that before!
:shock:
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