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i guess it bepends on the quality of mixed routes


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:twisted:

I guess I'd bring a couple of ex-girlfriends along too...

Cheers,

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T-rated. I bet, if hell froze over, the gear shops would be kinda....closed. I'd want something that lasts a little longer.


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I'd bring tech picks and along with talons05 I would bring a couple of ex girlfriends :twisted:


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Gotta be T-Rated, NO DOOT ABOOT IT.

with all those stalactites and such down there, it would make for some very serious overhanging mixed shnit.

plus with all those Lava flows dropping into the abyss, I'd have no choice but to check 'em all out.

Hmm I guess that would put 'em at HFI6 or so (Hell's Frozen Ice 6)


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Geeeez!! Frozen Hell, huh?

I guess I'd better start sharpening the tools for that one.... Ren, I'd follow you up some of yer HFI6 routes....

If Hell is frozen over, imagine how cold the rest of existence would be? Brrrrrrr!!!


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that would make for some wicked alpine routes


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Geeeez!! Frozen Hell, huh?

I guess I'd better start sharpening the tools for that one.... Ren, I'd follow you up some of yer HFI6 routes....

If Hell is frozen over, imagine how cold the rest of existence would be? Brrrrrrr!!!



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEE!!!!


it would be puuuurfect man, just imagine Angel Falls frozen to a beautiful Azure Blue.......



hmmmm Got Wood?


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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEE!!!!

it would be puuuurfect man, just imagine Angel Falls frozen to a beautiful Azure Blue.......

hmmmm Got Wood?
You bedda baleeeve it!!! :wink: ....what a sweet thin ribbon she would be....

How 'bout Niagara Falls' chunky ass!?


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You should go old school - pitchfork only.

Would the devil need crampons, or would his cloved hooves be enough to front point? And would you trust his tail wrapped round some proturberence to be enough of an anchor to belay off?


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You should go old school - pitchfork only.

Would the devil need crampons, or would his cloved hooves be enough to front point? And would you trust his tail wrapped round some proturberence to be enough of an anchor to belay off?

(non-ice climber - hope you don't mind my barging in, but how often does hell freze over!?)


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How 'bout Niagara Falls' chunky ass!?

pfffffffft chunky ass indeed. dude I just don't know if you should let the missus see my tigh pert little bottom, she'll dump ya on yers.......lol :roll:


Nah Niagra isn't high enough. hmmmmm

how 'bout this one?
http://www.world-waterfalls.com/.../featured/tugela.jpg

or this one?http://satftp.soest.hawaii.edu/...kids_tour/akaka1.jpg


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LMAO!! Looks good.... I'm in!!

http://mapx.map.vgd.gov.lv/...s/Augstie/Tugela.jpg
This one in S Africa looks good (the one in your first pic).... it's around 750m.... but stepped....

....if it's anything like my wait for the bus this morning though, I think I'll prefer to climb in the freezer.... Hell.... it can wait!

Too many things in life that are HOT!


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:twisted: I guess I'd bring a couple of ex-girlfriends along too...

A couple of mine arriving there are why it would freeze over... :evil:


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Too many things in life that are HOT!

like yer g/f....?




hi newbie!xo


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(non-ice climber - hope you don't mind my barging in, but how often does hell freze over!?)

more often then shannon falls... :lol:


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(non-ice climber - hope you don't mind my barging in, but how often does hell freze over!?)

more often then shannon falls... :lol:

true dat!


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If hell froze over?

Sell my trad rack and buy some ice skates. Hell is flat for those that like the vertical.


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If hell froze over...then maybe, JUST MAYBE there'd be some goddamned ice in the Catskills! :?


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I would bring my ice fishing gear and head for the river Styx


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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEE!!!!

it would be puuuurfect man, just imagine Angel Falls frozen to a beautiful Azure Blue.......

hmmmm Got Wood?
You bedda baleeeve it!!! :wink: ....what a sweet thin ribbon she would be....

How 'bout Niagara Falls' chunky ass!?

dude, niagara does freeze on the sides! some nice ice (not this year, though)

but hell would have to freeze over before you could legally climb it...some bugger would probably shoot you if you tried it now.

Brent


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If hell froze over...then maybe, JUST MAYBE there'd be some goddamned ice in the Catskills! :?

or anywhere in southern ontario....we'd likely get a warm spell, though.

damn freakin satan


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If hell froze over...then maybe, JUST MAYBE there'd be some goddamned ice in the Catskills! :?

or anywhere in southern ontario....we'd likely get a warm spell, though.

damn freakin satan
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honestly!

got rained out in NH this weekend, and grafton notch was sunbleached and thinning out....and that was before the tropical storm bitch-slapped the north east. :cry:

next person i see with an aressol can is getting two black eyes.

GRRRR! :evil:


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and if hell doesn't freeze over ... it would be a lot like the east coast, right about now.

tally up your sins and bring a kayak.


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:twisted: I guess I'd bring a couple of ex-girlfriends along too...

A couple of mine arriving there are why it would freeze over... :evil:

Dem's some cold-hearted bitches.

Cheers,

A.W.

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