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likethegoddess
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And another Raising Arizona:
"I'll take the Pampers and anything you've got in the cash register."
And more Raging Bull:
"I don't see anyone else here."
And the great Bette Davis in "All About Eve":
"Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy night."
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Aug 13, 2002, 8:47 PM
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Classic:
" I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f---ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f---s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the governemnt shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to f---in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f---in' surprise."
-Reservoir Dogs
Apologies for anything that gets past the swear filters
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jono13
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"Would you like your coffee luke warm Mr.Philips?"
"No he wants it luke skywalker ya f-cking inbread!"
-Brain candy
"Im cancer boy!"
-Bruce Mculloha (sp) Kids in the Hall
"JERRI! good to see ya!"
-The jerri sizzler sisters! kids in the hall
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oldandintheway
Aug 13, 2002, 11:33 PM
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Lots of good ones but my personal fav is:
"MONGO ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE."
Blazing Saddles
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offwidth
Aug 14, 2002, 3:02 AM
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"What kind of name is that?"
"It's Greek."
"Oh, my husband had an assitant that was Armenian! Is Armenia near Greece?"
"Um, no not really..."
"She wasn't Armenian she was Guatalmalan."
[uneasy]
--My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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pinnaclechick
Aug 14, 2002, 3:19 AM
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'hakunah matata'
-Lion King
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metoliusmunchkin
Aug 14, 2002, 3:40 AM
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"Hey mister, you dropped your flowers!
-Ghost on the Loose (Scruno)
Scruno to Glimpy: "Man, I just saw him, right there and there! Man I heard him growl!"
Glimpy in reply: "What are you talking about?! That's a girl! It's a her!
Scruno back to Glimpy: "Well, her was a him a minute ago!
Glimpy: "Coffee drinkah!
-Ghost on the Loose
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jmlangford
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"I want what she just had"...the old lady to the waiter at the restaurant after witnessing Meg Ryan's fake orgasm in When Harry Met Sally.
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I don't speak freaky deaky dutch! Dr. Evil
What the f--- ass f--- of a bum f--- shithole town is this? Mystery Alaska
Negative ghostrider the flight pattern is full. Top Gun
Mm, grrreeaat. Office Space
Back up in your ass with a res ur ec shun! Office Space
Like, take off Eh! Strange Brew
You Hoser! Strange Brew
Sometimes I feel like she's cheating on me.....Yeah I know what you mean. Office Space
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phillycheese
Aug 14, 2002, 9:18 PM
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don't forget:
"yyyeeeeaahhh, did you get the memo on the tps reports?"
"i-i-i was told that i could listen to my r-r-radio at a r-resonable volume."
-both from office space
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elvislegs
Aug 14, 2002, 10:35 PM
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"I'm talkin' about a little place called ASPEN"
"No, Lloyd the french are a--holes"
And...
"Hey Lloyd there's some more hitch-hikers."
"PICK EM' UP!"
"... ... MOCK... SI"
Both from dumb and dumber.
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Aug 14, 2002, 10:47 PM
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That's great! I love that movie. One of my all-time favorites!
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber you go ahead and do something like this............and TOTALY redeem yourself!"
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"Yeah! What if he would have shot me in the face?"
"That was a risk we were willing to take."
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"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is THAT way!"
Great movie!!!
Steve
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elvislegs
Aug 14, 2002, 11:00 PM
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"Yeah, hows your burger?"
and then
"Pills are good.. PILLS are GOOD!"
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climberchic
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pinnaclechick! You got some of my favorites!
Here's a few more to add:
said under breath."...he said I could have my stapler and...I could burn the building down"~Office Space
Derek Zoolander after seeing the model for his "School for Kids That Can't Read Too Good""What is this? A school FOR ANTS!! How are kids supposed to fit in there? It needs to be at least.......4 TIMES THIS SIZE!!"~Zoolander
When asked when he knew he would be a model.."Well, my first time in the second grade, I looked into a spoon and saw my reflection and thought-Wow-I am really, really, ridiculously good looking!" ~Zoolander
Upon entering the Fireswamp:
Princess Buttercup: "We'll never survive!"
Wesley:"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has." ~Princess Bride
Vincini:"INCONCEIVABLE!!
Inigo:"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." ~Princess Bride
Royal: "He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back."
Ari: "Who stabbed you? "
Royal: "He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv."
~Royal Tennenbaums
All very funny, but (and I'm gonna get all mushy on you guys for this one) one of my favorite quotes is from the movie "Phenomenon"
George (lying on death bed): "Could you do something for me?"
Lace: "What?"
George: "Will you love me for the rest of my life?"
Lace: "No.
I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine"
Always makes me cry
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Aug 15, 2002, 5:35 AM
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Awww, nice one Erica.
How about the most quoted movie quote ever (really): The name's bond, James Bond.
Then again there's always...hehe, I love this one:
Car is pulled over for speeding, officer approaches....
Officer:Sir, what's your name?
Driver:Meoff, Jack Meoff
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metoliusmunchkin
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" "
-That guy who fell off the cliff in Vertical Limit.
"Another future problem no longer in the future!"
-Spaced Out Hippy Dude from "Rampage".
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pinnaclechick
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"TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!!!"
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pinnaclechick
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"Groovy Baby, Yeah!!"
"What's your name, Baby?"
"Ivanna, Ivanna Humpalot." (russian accent)
heehee
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"we dont naw on our kitty" austin powers spy who sagged me
"ey it should of been the rule of thumb" boondock saints.
"happiness is not happiness without a volin playing goat" nodding hill
"its not going to make me go sckizo" "it is a distinct possiblity" animal house
"what is the stuff we used to eat it back in the day what is that called....right pussy" half baked
"it will work" verticle limit (this one just makes me laugh)
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"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no holes is a danish" -Ty Webb
I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.
- Ty Webb
"For god's sake show some balls!'
"I think it's too late to try and impress them."
- Spies Like Us
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
Bill S Preston Esq.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Who are you?
Ted, It's the Grim Reaper, dude.
Oh, how's it hanging, Death?
- Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
You hate people!
But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?
- Dante and Randal from Clerks
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snffing glue"
- Lloyd Bridges in Airplane!
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Aug 16, 2002, 3:31 PM
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"Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will
cause your worst fears to come true"
~Point Break
(Yet another movie I can quote almost line for line)
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“Are you a pothead Focker?” DeNiro in Meet The Parents And many other lines from that movie.
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Aug 16, 2002, 4:29 PM
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Greg Focker: "You can milk just about anything with nipples."
Jack Byrnes: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
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GREAT hangerlessbolt just great god I love that freakin movie
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What we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given us
-Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
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