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iridesantacruz
Aug 26, 2002, 7:43 PM
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well what you got..... things to do on a date climbing....
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danwilli
Aug 26, 2002, 7:45 PM
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Make sure she's tied in.
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spank_spank
Aug 26, 2002, 8:09 PM
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Make sure you bring protection
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howitzer
Aug 26, 2002, 8:20 PM
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bring a large set of nuts to impress her.
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danwilli
Aug 26, 2002, 8:27 PM
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You could teach her to belay. And to switch it up a little, do it with her on top.
Of the climb people. Get your heads out her lap. I mean the gutter.
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rendog
Aug 26, 2002, 8:28 PM
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sit back in the harness, relax and lower
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wildtrail
Aug 26, 2002, 8:33 PM
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Show her how to reach down between her legs for a good feel on the crack, then tell her to put your nuts in it.
Steve
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verticallaw
Aug 26, 2002, 8:45 PM
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Just have fun and remember to use a nut in that constriction and not a "friend"
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fiend
Aug 26, 2002, 9:23 PM
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Don't make a single joke relating to 'racks', 'nuts', 'cracks' or 'friends'.
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spydermonkey
Aug 26, 2002, 9:36 PM
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WOAH!!!!!
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espinosa
Aug 26, 2002, 10:04 PM
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clean your crash pad good from the last climbing date you went on.
make sure it doesn't look like monica's dress.
edited cause i can't spell for crap...
[ This Message was edited by: espinosa on 2002-08-26 15:04 ]
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pushfurther
Aug 27, 2002, 2:59 AM
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ask if she spits or swallows.
jeez...
you guys need to get laid.
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daggerx
Aug 27, 2002, 4:35 AM
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grab some big jugs and ram your hands in a tights crack.
But I would probley hold off on the hole spit or swallow thing.
DaggerX
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jono13
Aug 27, 2002, 4:40 AM
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note to self: jug, nut, crack, and protection jokes ARENT funny anymore. I mean how old are you guys, 12? sheesh, you guys call me immature
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spank_spank
Aug 27, 2002, 12:31 PM
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Thats because you are immature.
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danwilli
Aug 27, 2002, 12:43 PM
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and no. I'm only 11.
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jono13
Aug 27, 2002, 8:47 PM
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so you can call me immature, yet you guys remian to be mature because you pull jokes that a 13 year old could come up with?please
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tyler_durden
Aug 27, 2002, 8:55 PM
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The only thing I can think of involves rubber gloves.
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overlord
Aug 27, 2002, 9:56 PM
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well, you could actually CLIMB...
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spydermonkey
Aug 27, 2002, 10:41 PM
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Hey, Jono13, your getting old and annoying with trashing everything that doesn't go your way or a post you don't like. Get over it. Who's immature?, you. If you don't like it post some where else.
I say, just climb and have fun. Teach her something new and try to get her hooked on climbing. Nothing sick.
spyder
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jono13
Aug 28, 2002, 12:41 AM
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hey! spydermonkey ya damn newbie! PISS OFF! I OWN THIS PLACE! i dont see YOU with 1300 posts, SO GO ROT IN HELL POO HEAD!!!
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spydermonkey
Aug 28, 2002, 12:48 AM
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Thats b/c I have a life outside and off the internet. Grow up.
spyder
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climbingpride
Aug 28, 2002, 4:00 AM
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Could not agree more with ya Spider.
Juno- WHO GIVES IF YOU HAVE 1300! That does not GIVE you respect. YOU have to earn it, sorry if your not use to that. But i guess thats life.
How does 5 years make Spyder a newbie you (juno13) only 2? Oh well. Your entitled to your own opinion eh. hehe. felt like adding a little canadean touch.
Now if you feal like being mature you will not follow up with a post like you did spyder.
Rock on
Pride
Sorry about changeing what this post is realy about. So what i do is literaly "show them the ropes" show what it takes to go climbing and the safty techniques that come with it. Hopefully in doing this you will help lesses your dates fears.
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spydermonkey
Aug 28, 2002, 4:56 AM
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Yeah, what does posts have to do with anything????? So what if you have 1300 post, it doesn't make you any better than anyone else here. There are pros that post on this site that only have 64 posts, does that make them a "newbie?" I would say that once you can prove yourself a mature person, who can control himself then maybe I'll give you the respect that a 15 yr. old deserves. I don't have much faith in the idea. Suck up your stupid pride and be a boy for once!
spyder
PM me if you have a problem or post here so everyone can see.
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spank_spank
Aug 28, 2002, 3:52 PM
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Jono - There is a difference at coming up with a joke a 13 year old can and being immature. You are an immature piss ant.
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