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raymondjeffrey
Sep 27, 2006, 12:21 AM
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Wearing your rack at the gym: Priceless. I've seen it and I giggled. I have never done that but I still think that I may be a poser.... shit
oh well, mom loves me.
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jcrew
Sep 27, 2006, 12:22 AM
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word!!
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desertdude420
Sep 27, 2006, 12:32 AM
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In reply to: ...if you spend time on an internet forum worrying about who is and who isn't a poseur.
Hey, gimme a brake, it was shitty weather today. I have 100's of climbs within two miles of my house in each direction. Trust me, I'de rather actually be climbing, instead of sitting here watching you (the pot) calling me (the kettle) black!
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kman
Sep 27, 2006, 12:45 AM
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- making exuses as to why you are posting online instead of climbing outside :lol:
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tonloc
Sep 27, 2006, 1:52 AM
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^^^^ oh man someone call the burn unit...
im a fuckin poseur extrodinare...
but sure tits ahoy...
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climbingtrash
Sep 27, 2006, 2:46 AM
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In reply to: - making exuses as to why you are posting online instead of climbing outside :lol:
In reply to: There was a time when you could put it out of your mind Leave it all behind There was a time That time is gone Uncle Tupelo
That's a great Uncle Tupelo line. I like " All my daydreams are disasters." or " handcuffs hurt worse when you've done nothing wrong." :lol:
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carpenterdude
Sep 27, 2006, 3:53 AM
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Desertdude420 you are so real!!!!
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blazesod
Sep 27, 2006, 4:04 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: -you pull your rack out of the pack on a sunny day and blind everyone within 300m because it's so shiny y'all are just jealous of my brand new rack. tits ahoy!
uh, some pictures and we'll determine jealousy later. :)
Drinkin' an' tkinkin'
-Dave
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carabiner96
Sep 27, 2006, 4:19 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: -you pull your rack out of the pack on a sunny day and blind everyone within 300m because it's so shiny y'all are just jealous of my brand new rack. tits ahoy! uh, some pictures and we'll determine jealousy later. :) Drinkin' an' tkinkin' -Dave
tits? I meant nuts....
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asclepius
Sep 27, 2006, 7:21 AM
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Can't we just start a twelve step or something like Poseur's Anonymous?
"Hi everybody. My name is aclepius, and..., and.... I am a Poseur."
"I just don't know what happened!?! It just got so out of control!' sniff, "I mean all of the glossy TNF gear, the P'rana pants. First it was just the shorts for bouldering, then Man-pris for gear routes. My Poseur-dom just escaladed unitl I was wearing CarrHarts and Mountain Masters at Star*ucks while headed to the gym on a 70 degree, clear, and sunny day."
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booger
Sep 27, 2006, 9:20 AM
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-You stand around yelling "Allez" at boulderers ... in the gym... in Texas.
(that was in honor of my favorite poseur on this site)
-You eat ham sammies... with the crusts cut off.
-You are sure to tell everybody about your good friend 'bongo' who totally lives on a wall in Yellowstone.
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zeke_sf
Sep 27, 2006, 11:25 AM
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--You spend more than a minute rolling your climbing specific pants up into the gym-couture, man-pri look
--You commonly use the term "man-pri"
--You use the term "couture"
--You place gear before the first bolt on routes that aren't mixed gear
--You record ascents on the routes database of routes you more accurately aided up just so you look more core
--Your username is zeke_sf, and you are, therefore, guilty of all above poseur-specific behavior
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bizarrodrinker
Sep 27, 2006, 12:16 PM
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You think that the term "full suspension" refers to a disciplinary action.
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chossmonkey
Sep 27, 2006, 1:27 PM
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In reply to: tits? I meant nuts....
tits ahoy is funnier.
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jfox
Sep 27, 2006, 1:38 PM
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In reply to: ... -You drive a Hummer... period. ...
Darn, guess that means I'm a poseur :lol: , BUT I am climbing so that should count at least a little bit.
JF
http://www.hummerxclub.com/.../images/dscn1895.jpg
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deltav
Sep 27, 2006, 2:17 PM
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Hummers just scream yuppie wannabe :P
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zeke_sf
Sep 27, 2006, 2:26 PM
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In reply to: Hummers just scream yuppie wannabe :P
"wannabe"? nah, you've fully arrived at that point :) I wish I could afford a Hummer. actually, I wish I could just afford the cost of gas because that would mean I could afford whatever the hell else I want.
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kman
Sep 27, 2006, 2:44 PM
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Hummer H2's are not just for poseurs, you have to be a punter to own one aswell. Add 100 points to the punter score if you are also from Texas.
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the_climber
Sep 27, 2006, 3:08 PM
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Oh man, it's not just that it's a Hummer. I mean a beat up old surplus original Hummer I might be able to admire (Might... if beat up!). But man H2, the clean light rack, lack of privious mud on the roof, the roof rack (too shiny), and the fact that the spare has a tire cover.....
That's not just poser and yuppie.... that's LAME! :lol:
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tradrenn
Sep 27, 2006, 3:32 PM
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:lol:
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the_dave
Sep 27, 2006, 4:24 PM
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You might be...
...If you buy clothes just because they're made by a climbing company
...If you climb in the gym and think you're HARDCORE because you lead 5.10 in the gym
...If you use the word HARDCORE more then 3x a day to describ yourself or what you do
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alpinismo_flujo
Sep 27, 2006, 4:33 PM
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-You've been dirtbagging "for a week dude"...and still smell like soap.
-You know the names of all the first ascentionst, route names, and beta for Indian Creek and have never been there.
-You post on the backcountry board at JT that you are looking for a partner to climb Figures on a Landscape and then hide in your tent all day so everyone thinks you already left. That night you strut around HVCG talking about how epic it was.
-You and your friends keep speed records of all the hard 5.2s you've done.
-You and your friends know all the Yosem speed records...and have never been.
-You talk about Chamonix like you were a Frenchman.
-You stopped brushing your teeth so when you pull up at the world class crag, you smell like you're a Frenchman.
-You (poseur) detest all the fucking poseurs.......
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powder_dreams
Sep 27, 2006, 4:58 PM
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- You start a thread called "Poseur Traits?"
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