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carabiner96
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brent_e wrote: carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early. FWIW, and not to project other people's lives into yours, but I met my wife when I was 16, started dating her when I was 18. That was 18 years ago. Going on 13 years married, 3 kids and we're pretty damn good with the way it's turned out. It's unusual in this day and age maybe, but doesn't mean it's weird or bad.  To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. just make sure his dick wears a hat and you will have less problems.
 oh, not me!!! We just started holding hands, I swear 
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2007, 4:54 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!"
thats one way to kill an erection
In reply to: But you know what they say if you're in a different zip code.... 
we got 'postal codes' up here
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 4:56 AM
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tattooed_climber wrote: In reply to: But you know what they say if you're in a different zip code.... we got 'postal codes' up here
Even better.
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carabiner96 wrote: To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind.
Well, that knife cuts both ways.
Besides, he, theoretically, is stuck with one dick for the rest of his life, why shouldn't you be?
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brent_e
Jan 16, 2007, 5:02 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: brent_e wrote: carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early. FWIW, and not to project other people's lives into yours, but I met my wife when I was 16, started dating her when I was 18. That was 18 years ago. Going on 13 years married, 3 kids and we're pretty damn good with the way it's turned out. It's unusual in this day and age maybe, but doesn't mean it's weird or bad. To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. just make sure his dick wears a hat and you will have less problems. oh, not me!!! We just started holding hands, I swear
uh huh.
how was the first time you started holding hands?? good?? awkward?
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 5:03 AM
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wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. Well, that knife cuts both ways. Besides, he, theoretically, is stuck with one dick for the rest of his life, why shouldn't you be?
OMG, and I agreed to live with him next year.
Maybe when I graduate I'll road trip the country with a *time apart* clause and then come crying back to him and get married once I get the slut out of my system.
P.s. how did this thread degenerate from a leopard print futon to my sex/love life??
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wideguy
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carabiner96 wrote: P.s. how did this thread degenerate from a leopard print futon to my sex/love life??
You said:
carabiner69 wrote: The futon smells like cigarettes and a hooker's ass after a busy night.
so of course it came around to your love life.
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olive
Jan 16, 2007, 5:10 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. Well, that knife cuts both ways. Besides, he, theoretically, is stuck with one dick for the rest of his life, why shouldn't you be? OMG, and I agreed to live with him next year. Maybe when I graduate I'll road trip the country with a *time apart* clause and then come crying back to him and get married once I get the slut out of my system. P.s. how did this thread degenerate from a leopard print futon to my sex/love life??
When there is leopard print involved, you have to talk about sex/love life. No other way. It comes with the leopard print.
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 5:12 AM
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But its not my leopard print!! 
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brent_e
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carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. Well, that knife cuts both ways. Besides, he, theoretically, is stuck with one dick for the rest of his life, why shouldn't you be? OMG, and I agreed to live with him next year. Maybe when I graduate I'll road trip the country with a *time apart* clause and then come crying back to him and get married once I get the slut out of my system. P.s. how did this thread degenerate from a leopard print futon to my sex/love life??
If you do this you'll likely sleep with a few people then realize how nice it is to sleep with someone you care about. Sure, the excitement is always nice, but that'll get old, too.
remember. Make love, not babies.
rendog wrote: welcome to scummunity
i'm surprised no one has broken out the "do her in the pooper"
that might actually work, by the way.
(This post was edited by brent_e on Jan 16, 2007, 5:19 AM)
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Jan 16, 2007, 5:20 AM
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tattooed_climber wrote: carabiner96 wrote: But its not my leopard print!! 'we' don't know that for sure
I'm sure she's got leopard print somewhere. hmmmm shall we bet on where?
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the_pirate
Jan 16, 2007, 5:25 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: haha yeah...should never have said "Awww I can't wait till we're married and have kids!" Now I feel like I'm 20 and have found the guy I'll be with forever...which is cool, but kinda...early.
look on the bright side: when you are 20, "i'll be with you forever" generally lasts till about 21. maybe 22.
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2007, 5:33 AM
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rendog wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: carabiner96 wrote: But its not my leopard print!! 'we' don't know that for sure I'm sure she's got leopard print somewhere. hmmmm shall we bet on where?
OHHHHH!!!!!
I GO FIRST!!!!!!
PEEP SHOW JERK OFF ROOM!!!!!!!
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petsfed
Jan 16, 2007, 5:41 AM
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As for the smell, febreeze. For the futon, and the girl. Hit 'em both with a fire hose.
Like angry said, she'd probably clean up real nice. But dirty goes all the way to the core.
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the_pirate
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petsfed wrote: As for the smell, febreeze. For the futon, and the girl. Hit 'em both with a fire hose. Like angry said, she'd probably clean up real nice. But dirty goes all the way to the core.
Judging by her picture, that girl needs a tattoo on her ass that says:
THE POOPER IS THE CLEANER HOLE
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the_pirate wrote: Judging by her picture, that girl needs a tattoo on her ass that says: THE POOPER IS THE CLEANER HOLE
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
water
all over my fucking screen
thanks
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carabiner96
Jan 16, 2007, 5:47 AM
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I don't want to be the one to test out the "cleaner hole theory".
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Forgot to add, febreeze burns when you get it in your eyes. So wear safety glasses!
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yak
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biner96!
you're not going to Alberta...
you're coming to Aust
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carabiner96 wrote: wideguy wrote: carabiner96 wrote: To be honest, its the one dick for the rest of my life thats a bit of a let down. Not that he doesn't have a nice one, but...oh never mind. Well, that knife cuts both ways. Besides, he, theoretically, is stuck with one dick for the rest of his life, why shouldn't you be? OMG, and I agreed to live with him next year. Maybe when I graduate I'll road trip the country with a *time apart* clause and then come crying back to him and get married once I get the slut out of my system. P.s. how did this thread degenerate from a leopard print futon to my sex/love life??
Cohabitation is a bad idea. It can be a good time, but if you ever want time to yourself you should pursue other living arrangements.
I was lucky enough to slip in the road trip clause beforehand. I am not trying to work anything out of my system though, just need to get away for a couple months.
Back on track, you should be ashamed of yourself for posting such a grotesque image for daytimers to view first thing in the morning (Not the futon).
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Jan 16, 2007, 1:43 PM
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angry wrote: She'd probably clean up real pretty. For the record, I like to look at hippie girls but don't like to get close enough to smell them.
i love the smell of patchouli...from afar
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