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tattooed_climber
Jan 24, 2007, 5:05 AM
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seriously...
my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now....
sooo much for 'our night out'.....
so i've barricaded myself up here...and i've got the stereo/receiver/itunes blasting the Blind Guardian and DragonForce at volume level 18 (loud enough to NOT hear anyone bang on the door)
fight fire with fire???
(This post was edited by tattooed_climber on Jan 24, 2007, 5:06 AM)
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carabiner96
Jan 24, 2007, 5:07 AM
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Lady friend, eh? 
Just do her in the pooper. (i guess, that's the advice I always get)
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tattooed_climber
Jan 24, 2007, 5:19 AM
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i love to do a chick in the pooper as much as the next guy, but american idol aren't a turn on.....
if it was like judas priest live, i'd cease to speak english, hunch over and basically act like a male silver back gorilla looking for a mate.....but it aint
fuck.....this time i'm cranking the hair metal.....next time i'll be blasting slayer and all sorts of death metal goodness
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jgloporto
Jan 24, 2007, 5:25 AM
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You know, if you load a Slayer cd into a karyoke machine and read Niceporch/Rampart Lion posts, they start to make sense. Really weird.
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jgloporto
Jan 24, 2007, 5:27 AM
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In fact, now that I think of it. I think I am going to enter American Idol and read Niceporch posts to Slayer riffs. I guarantee you I'll be sitting next to p ditty at the next Grammy's.
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miademus
Jan 24, 2007, 7:16 AM
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Um,... it's dickstab her in the fartbox and we have an emoticon that encapsulates that now. ....
yes?
where?
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ihategrigris
Jan 24, 2007, 7:38 AM
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I watch american idol. I know, i'm a terrible, tasteless, person. Sue me, I like it. 
But don't worry, I like cool shit like Slayer as well.
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kriso9tails
Jan 24, 2007, 8:53 AM
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bear829 wrote: ihategrigris wrote: I watch american idol. I know, i'm a terrible, tasteless, person. Sue me, I like it. But don't worry, I like cool shit like Slayer as well. Can we say walking contradiction? hehe
yeah, slayer and cool? those things don't go together.
oh wait, I get what you mean now. sadly, i do't see that as all that much of a contradiction.
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granite_grrl
Jan 24, 2007, 12:30 PM
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I used to date a guy who was totally into American Idol. It was fucked up. I'm swear he and his two room mates were homosexual, they would all try to home for it on Wednesday night.
And if they weren't gay they were the gayest bunch of strait guys I have ever known.
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j_ung
Jan 24, 2007, 2:25 PM
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I watched it last night for the first time, and, I have to admit, I was absorbed. The utter lack of talent, the boobies almost flying from dresses, the dance-like-worms-in-the-rain idiots... all were hilarious. Add to this that Paula Abdul is four sheets to the wind and getting drunker as the show goes on and that's entertainment! I don't foresee me ever watching it other than those funny early stages of the game, but it was less lame than I thought it would be.
I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to admit all this, but apparently, not secure enough to keep from pointing out how secure I am. 
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wjca
Jan 24, 2007, 2:34 PM
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tattooed_climber wrote: seriously... my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now....
You live with your parents?
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macherry
Jan 24, 2007, 2:36 PM
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jeez taddie, maybe if you'd take your ladie friend out for dinner or dirnks or something........a night in front of the tv does not a date make. Besides, hiding in your room and turning up the stereo to ignore everyone else is so high school............you know dude i love ya and i'm just giving you a hard time.
i do watch american idol ........well while i'm reading a book. my daughter is a big fan.
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j_ung
Jan 24, 2007, 3:33 PM
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wjca wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: seriously... my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now.... You live with your parents?
Heh. I may have watched American Idol, but I, at least, don't share an address with my mommy and daddy.
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shakylegs
Jan 24, 2007, 5:42 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: I used to date a guy who was totally into American Idol. It was fucked up. I'm swear he and his two room mates were homosexual, they would all try to home for it on Wednesday night. And if they weren't gay they were the gayest bunch of strait guys I have ever known.
Did this ex-guy friend ever try to stab you in the fartbox? You know, being a homeysechtual and all.
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granite_grrl
Jan 24, 2007, 5:51 PM
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shakylegs wrote: granite_grrl wrote: I used to date a guy who was totally into American Idol. It was fucked up. I'm swear he and his two room mates were homosexual, they would all try to home for it on Wednesday night. And if they weren't gay they were the gayest bunch of strait guys I have ever known. Did this ex-guy friend ever try to stab you in the fartbox? You know, being a homeysechtual and all.
No, there was no dickstabing in the fartbox....at least while I was around! I wasn't privy to what they did behind closed doors.
Just a note, it just the watching of American Idol, its that they were so excited to watch it together, and mixing girly drinks for each other. It was worse than a girl's slumber party.
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shakylegs
Jan 24, 2007, 6:07 PM
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I'm getting the feeling that he dumped you.
And hey, avowed Cosmo drinker. And? I'm okay with that.
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granite_grrl
Jan 24, 2007, 7:13 PM
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shakylegs wrote: I'm getting the feeling that he dumped you. And hey, avowed Cosmo drinker. And? I'm okay with that.
ouch  .
I dumped him for your information. :P
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shakylegs
Jan 24, 2007, 7:26 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: shakylegs wrote: I'm getting the feeling that he dumped you. And hey, avowed Cosmo drinker. And? I'm okay with that. ouch . I dumped him for your information. :P
You know, had you asked politely, I would have given you information for free. No need to dump a guy just for my info.
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tattooed_climber
Jan 25, 2007, 2:33 PM
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j_ung wrote: wjca wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: seriously... my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now.... You live with your parents? Heh. I may have watched American Idol, but I, at least, don't share an address with my mommy and daddy.
pfffft...free room and board while i'm in school.....be stupid not too....and have you tasted my mom's cooking?.....it beats my last gf's vegan shit by a big margin..
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brent_e
Jan 25, 2007, 2:39 PM
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tattooed_climber wrote: j_ung wrote: wjca wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: seriously... my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now.... You live with your parents? Heh. I may have watched American Idol, but I, at least, don't share an address with my mommy and daddy. pfffft...free room and board while i'm in school.....be stupid not too....and have you tasted my mom's cooking?.....it beats my last gf's vegan shit by a big margin..
YOU dated a vegan??!?!
LOL
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shanz
Jan 25, 2007, 2:50 PM
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brent_e wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: j_ung wrote: wjca wrote: tattooed_climber wrote: seriously... my lady friend is down stairs with my parents watching it right now.... You live with your parents? Heh. I may have watched American Idol, but I, at least, don't share an address with my mommy and daddy. pfffft...free room and board while i'm in school.....be stupid not too....and have you tasted my mom's cooking?.....it beats my last gf's vegan shit by a big margin.. YOU dated a vegan??!?! LOL
Hrm- free room and board thats not bad but alas i would never date a vegan other than to eat a 2 inch thick juicy rare steak smothered in onions and mushrooms just to watch her face as the juice drips of my chin-  unless she was really hot then id prob have a salad but it would definantly be a one night stand LOL
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