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devils_advocate
Mar 30, 2007, 1:09 AM
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I found this page that lists an estimate of calories burned during sex; you know: Showing your O face, Stuff'n the Muffin... Finding Nemo. http://calorielab.com/...calories-burned.html So, by my calculation if a little licking and nibbling lead to a passionate bout of sex (say 4 positions: missionary, doggy, wheelbarrow and the Caribbean Pirate) on the floor, couch, kitchen table, ironing board, and pool table; using a couple props: spatula, handcuffs, leather restraints, nurses uniform, and baby oil; with a little dirty talk, moaning, and howling at the moon; finishing in a genuine orgasm to be followed by a couple Tarzan yells while beating your chest and then smoking a cig while you carve another notch in the headboard... you should have burned 762.5 calories. Sure beats the treadmill if you ask me.
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jgloporto
Mar 30, 2007, 1:23 AM
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I got the cig part... what kind of calories does that count for?
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 30, 2007, 1:34 AM
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devils_advocate wrote: I found this page that lists an estimate of calories burned during sex; you know: Showing your O face, Stuff'n the Muffin... Finding Nemo. http://calorielab.com/...calories-burned.html So, by my calculation if a little licking and nibbling lead to a passionate bout of sex (say 4 positions: missionary, doggy, wheelbarrow and the Caribbean Pirate) on the floor, couch, kitchen table, ironing board, and pool table; using a couple props: spatula, handcuffs, leather restraints, nurses uniform, and baby oil; with a little dirty talk, moaning, and howling at the moon; finishing in a genuine orgasm to be followed by a couple Tarzan yells while beating your chest and then smoking a cig while you carve another notch in the headboard... you should have burned 762.5 calories. Sure beats the treadmill if you ask me. damn... I'm definitely doing no more eliptical...just need to follow this type of strategy...hmmm
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rogue10186
Mar 30, 2007, 2:11 AM
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So what do dates with jill count for?
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wjca
Mar 30, 2007, 1:23 PM
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~20 calories just for begging, I mean asking, for sex. Not bad.
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wanderlustmd
Mar 30, 2007, 2:24 PM
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You forgot the Carolina Pillow Biter, as well as Dickstab in the Fartbox!
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wanlessrm
Mar 30, 2007, 3:20 PM
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Does anyone have a pic of this? "Caribbean Pirate" variation I know the regular pirate and the peg leg Pirate, but not the Caribbean Pirate. Please post a pic! I have big plans for tonight.
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 30, 2007, 3:30 PM
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wanlessrm wrote: Does anyone have a pic of this? "Caribbean Pirate" variation I know the regular pirate and the peg leg Pirate, but not the Caribbean Pirate. Please post a pic! I have big plans for tonight. dude I think I need to buy a book or something...or Google this I don't know any of these pirate moves or the Carolina Pillow Biter..
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taino
Mar 30, 2007, 4:09 PM
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devils_advocate wrote: I found this page that lists an estimate of calories burned during sex; you know: Showing your O face, Stuff'n the Muffin... Finding Nemo. http://calorielab.com/...calories-burned.html So, by my calculation if a little licking and nibbling lead to a passionate bout of sex (say 4 positions: missionary, doggy, wheelbarrow and the Caribbean Pirate) on the floor, couch, kitchen table, ironing board, and pool table; using a couple props: spatula, handcuffs, leather restraints, nurses uniform, and baby oil; with a little dirty talk, moaning, and howling at the moon; finishing in a genuine orgasm to be followed by a couple Tarzan yells while beating your chest and then smoking a cig while you carve another notch in the headboard... you should have burned 762.5 calories. Sure beats the treadmill if you ask me. Add in a musical accompaniment of "Flight of the Bumblebee", and you're set. T
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wanderlustmd
Mar 30, 2007, 5:34 PM
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girl_lostInVA wrote: wanlessrm wrote: Does anyone have a pic of this? "Caribbean Pirate" variation I know the regular pirate and the peg leg Pirate, but not the Caribbean Pirate. Please post a pic! I have big plans for tonight. dude I think I need to buy a book or something...or Google this I don't know any of these pirate moves or the Carolina Pillow Biter.. Hangerless posted a whole bunch a while ago, the credit goes to him. Highlights include: The Al Dente Rigatoni The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe The Hobo's Dribble The Instant Messenger Hot Buttered Rumsfeld The Black Hole of Calcutta John Tesh's Hollywood Minute The Scoutmaster Maneuver The 6 Months to Live
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wjca
Mar 30, 2007, 5:47 PM
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You forgot the Tony Danza.
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 30, 2007, 6:02 PM
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wanderlustmd wrote: Hangerless posted a whole bunch a while ago, the credit goes to him. Highlights include: The Al Dente Rigatoni The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe The Hobo's Dribble The Instant Messenger Hot Buttered Rumsfeld The Black Hole of Calcutta John Tesh's Hollywood Minute The Scoutmaster Maneuver The 6 Months to Live lol I love it "Hot Buttered Rumsfeld"... yeah I searched on it all I find are lists, no descriptions or pictures...no details What's up with that?!? You can't just throw out intriguing names of positions like that without passing along implementation details
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wanderlustmd
Mar 30, 2007, 6:29 PM
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Yes the Tony Danza is a goodun too. He just gave names, that's it. Use your imagination! And then share your imagination, pleese
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maww
Mar 30, 2007, 7:30 PM
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devils_advocate wrote: I found this page that lists an estimate of calories burned during sex; you know: Showing your O face, Stuff'n the Muffin... Finding Nemo. http://calorielab.com/...calories-burned.html So, by my calculation if a little licking and nibbling lead to a passionate bout of sex (say 4 positions: missionary, doggy, wheelbarrow and the Caribbean Pirate) on the floor, couch, kitchen table, ironing board, and pool table; using a couple props: spatula, handcuffs, leather restraints, nurses uniform, and baby oil; with a little dirty talk, moaning, and howling at the moon; finishing in a genuine orgasm to be followed by a couple Tarzan yells while beating your chest and then smoking a cig while you carve another notch in the headboard... you should have burned 762.5 calories. Sure beats the treadmill if you ask me. *sigh* Sometime soon I'll be able to ditch the running shoes in favor of the bedroom teddies.
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fenix83
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Mar 30, 2007, 9:00 PM
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girl_lostInVA wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Hangerless posted a whole bunch a while ago, the credit goes to him. Highlights include: The Al Dente Rigatoni The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe The Hobo's Dribble The Instant Messenger Hot Buttered Rumsfeld The Black Hole of Calcutta John Tesh's Hollywood Minute The Scoutmaster Maneuver The 6 Months to Live lol I love it "Hot Buttered Rumsfeld"... yeah I searched on it all I find are lists, no descriptions or pictures...no details What's up with that?!? You can't just throw out intriguing names of positions like that without passing along implementation details lessons are avaialble for a moderate fee payable in booze, stteak and debauchery. maww, when you do that you can sell millions of copies of your "workout video". -F
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fenix83
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Mar 30, 2007, 10:35 PM
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girl_lostInVA wrote: maww wrote: *sigh* Sometime soon I'll be able to ditch the running shoes in favor of the bedroom teddies. or...use the running shoes still use the teddies and you and I can climb a guy and try to figure out what these names of positions mean I mean...climbing is climbing right?? OOOOoooo pick me! Pick me! (You know I've been e-stalking you maww). -F
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