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madriver
Apr 2, 2007, 7:43 PM
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....said....
1) No really, I was trying to fit it in there.....
2) It's really fun, we used to do it all the time....
3).....
.....hep...
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devils_advocate
Apr 2, 2007, 8:17 PM
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3) She doesn't look as bad as she did 3 beers ago
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grampacharlie
Apr 2, 2007, 8:28 PM
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-Can you help us out, my buddy and I got a bet going on... See, he thinks you're a guy with man boobs...
-Your friend is kinda cute, wanna introduce me...
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sevrdhed
Apr 2, 2007, 8:39 PM
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"I'll bet you CAN'T hit me with that rock from there."
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devils_advocate
Apr 2, 2007, 8:42 PM
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Why does this taste like pee?
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rogue10186
Apr 2, 2007, 8:46 PM
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WE should re-introduce african lions to America in packs so they can track down and kill stupid people.
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wjca
Apr 2, 2007, 8:50 PM
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devils_advocate wrote: Why does this taste like pee?
[DA's inner monologue] Why do I know what pee tastes like? [/DA's inner monologue]
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madriver
Apr 2, 2007, 9:15 PM
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....uhhhh...what about a post office box....can you send it there?
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keeper
Apr 2, 2007, 9:20 PM
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"I do."
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macherry
Apr 2, 2007, 9:48 PM
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the expiry date doesn't mean a thing
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madriver
Apr 2, 2007, 10:58 PM
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...no really...she was just showing me how small the scars are.....
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j_ung
Apr 2, 2007, 11:04 PM
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Hey, pig! Fuck you!
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rc86
Apr 2, 2007, 11:23 PM
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i smell bacon
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madriver
Apr 3, 2007, 1:33 PM
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....fear the turtle.....
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shakylegs
Apr 3, 2007, 2:30 PM
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"Why yes, your butt does look big in those pants."
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rendog
Apr 3, 2007, 3:52 PM
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sign where? here on the line next to the big "X"?
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dynoingfool
Apr 3, 2007, 4:49 PM
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Sure, I'll lead it
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 4:50 PM
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"No, I'm not a virgin. I've fucked at least a dozen women!"
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ddt
Apr 3, 2007, 5:04 PM
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"Turn around? Nahhh... we can make it down before dark"
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carabiner96
Apr 3, 2007, 5:11 PM
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"Oh my gawd....yesh...a keg shtand would be soooo much fun...you'll catch me, right? OOOOOOkkkkay, WHOO HOO? Wha? Oh, yesh....keg shtand....."
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miademus
Apr 3, 2007, 5:29 PM
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1- ...no matter what...i do it
2- singing "what a wonderful world" from Louis Armstrong
3-[12 years rewind]"mom i wanna go to school"[>>ff 12yrs]
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reno
Apr 3, 2007, 5:37 PM
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How hot can it get in Phoenix, REALLY?
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macherry
Apr 3, 2007, 6:45 PM
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sure, just one drink and then i'm heading home
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thomasribiere
Apr 3, 2007, 7:00 PM
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Yes, I have enough gas til the next station.
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devils_advocate
Apr 3, 2007, 7:48 PM
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I asked Majid, he said it's safe.
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