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theirishman
Jun 3, 2007, 8:09 PM
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if you took sharmas brute,raw strength and mixed with grahms ability to climb technically extremely well, who knows what could be sent!! dunno i was bored and thought of that
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neuro-kid
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if you took Pamela Anderson's boobs and mixed with Angelina Jolie's lips, who knows how good stuff could be kissed?
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raymondjeffrey
Jun 3, 2007, 11:12 PM
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Any thread about bouldering should be dead after it is determined that it is a thread about bouldering.
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jakedatc
Jun 3, 2007, 11:42 PM
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raymondjeffrey wrote: Any thread about bouldering should be dead after it is determined that it is a thread about bouldering.
weaksauce trad climber that can't pull hard :)
I think DG is a powerful climber.. as well as technical.. he just makes it look so easy that you don't really see it like you do with Sharma.. all screaming and yelling and stuff. I think Jason kehl is a good example of both also..
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el_layclimber
Jun 4, 2007, 12:03 AM
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Yeah, sure Grah-rma could send sick boulder problems and crush sport routes with his uber-strength, and score mad anorexic climber groupies with his boyish good looks, but what other super powers would he have?
Would they be accidentally melded together in a climbing competition at a proton accelerator gone horribly wrong, giving him x-ray vision and the ability to clip draws with telekenesis? Would he piss Fat Tire beer, to the joy of all his lackey belay slaves?
Would Tommy Caldwell and Beth Rodden build Frankensteinian android out of severed dirtbag body parts sewn together with spectra thread that Grah-rma wouldn't have the stamina to out-send?
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theirishman
Jun 5, 2007, 3:56 AM
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what have i done....
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mturner
Jun 5, 2007, 4:14 AM
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theirishman wrote: what have i done....
you're created a monster
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el_layclimber
Jun 5, 2007, 5:29 AM
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So you are saying that Grah-rma's arch-enemy will be a muscle-bound mutant baby that can hand-jam tips cracks and take factor two falls onto an rp-anchored hip belay without even dropping its binky?
Every super hero has an arch enemy, I just want to know what evils the world is up against here.
Maybe they would join forces to fight the ultimate nemesis:
RETRO BOLTER MAN!!!!
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styndall
Jun 5, 2007, 5:41 AM
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theirishman wrote: if you took sharmas brute,raw strength and mixed with grahms ability to climb technically extremely well, who knows what could be sent!! dunno i was bored and thought of that
That's a good thought. Now you just need to convince them to have sex.
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kyote321
Jun 5, 2007, 5:13 PM
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lance armstrong's lungs and heart + george bush's denial of hard reality = best and bravest alpinist ever
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dynosore
Jun 5, 2007, 5:16 PM
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Don't know what to give your favorite boulderer for their birthday this year? Send them a Sharma-Grahm!
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boymeetsrock
Jun 5, 2007, 5:21 PM
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kyote321 wrote: lance armstrong's lungs and heart + george bush's denial of hard reality = best and bravest alpinist ever
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO
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benmoreite
Jun 5, 2007, 6:46 PM
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kyote321 wrote: lance armstrong's lungs and heart + george bush's denial of hard reality = best and bravest alpinist ever
that's brilliant!
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azrockclimber
Jun 5, 2007, 7:00 PM
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el_layclimber wrote: So you are saying that Grah-rma's arch-enemy will be a muscle-bound mutant baby that can hand-jam tips cracks and take factor two falls onto an rp-anchored hip belay without even dropping its binky? Every super hero has an arch enemy, I just want to know what evils the world is up against here. Maybe they would join forces to fight the ultimate nemesis: RETRO BOLTER MAN!!!!
aka... Fracture.....
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kyote321
Jun 5, 2007, 7:48 PM
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thanks for the props.  sometimes my brain works better pre-coffee.
makes me wonder... how many alpinists are republicans?
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ninja_climber
Jun 5, 2007, 7:51 PM
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kyote321 wrote: lance armstrong's lungs and heart + george bush's denial of hard reality = best and bravest alpinist ever
haha FTW!
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sidepull
Jun 5, 2007, 8:09 PM
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kyote321 wrote: lance armstrong's lungs and heart + george bush's denial of hard reality = best and bravest alpinist ever
subtract one testical (does bush's denial of reality make up for this?) and add a healthy dose of EPO, HGH, and a number of other designer supplements and viola - Mark Twight!
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kyote321
Jun 5, 2007, 9:48 PM
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I'm not sure if either one of them are THAT pissed off.
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legion
Jun 5, 2007, 10:29 PM
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Chuck Norris + Bob Scarpelli = run for your life
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kyote321
Jun 6, 2007, 1:44 PM
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That is hilarious! definitely a resemblance. it's that grizzly adams beard.
I know Bob from back in the day. He was a G then, OG now.
(This post was edited by kyote321 on Jun 6, 2007, 1:59 PM)
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sungam
Jun 6, 2007, 8:10 PM
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George Bush + Tony Blair = Ultimate Mistake?
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freeforsum
Jun 22, 2007, 8:33 PM
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Who cares......it is just boulder!
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