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sbaclimber


Jul 10, 2007, 9:11 PM
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j_ung wrote:
abock33 wrote:
majid_sabet wrote:

Besides the fact that The carabiner that the girl is clipped into "Looks" like its a non-locking carabiner, (can't tell, lo-rez image) I see nothing wrong with this. If you look very carefully you might see that she's USING A GRI-GRI. If I recall this "MIGHT BE" an AUTO LOCKING belay devise. But what do I know I'm just a NOOB in this hightech climbing world.

I know it's just a picture -- a moment in time -- but there are several things wrong with this pic. Most troubling:

1. Though you don't necessarily need a hand on the brake for a Gri-gri to lock, there are a couple places where it absolutely must NOT be. One is the load strand. Applying force to the load strand prevents the Gri-gri from locking; it's one of the Gri-gri's many failure modes. The girl has both hands on the load strand.
2. Rather than attaching the Gri-gri to the girl's harness, somebody appears to have clipped it to a daisy-chain loop, which is only intended to hold body weight. The girl herself is also only anchored to a single daisy loop.

There are several lesser problems with this system, too. It looks like a monkey set it up.
My question is..........WHERE ARE THEIR HELMETS!!!???? Shocked


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dingus


Jul 10, 2007, 9:13 PM
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wanderlustmd wrote:
I figured it out:


"Majid" is the brainchild of Curt, Dingus and a bottle of Southern Comfort to prey on the insecurities of climbers everywhere.

Now you insult me!

DMT


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Jul 10, 2007, 9:38 PM
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dingus wrote:
wanderlustmd wrote:
I figured it out:


"Majid" is the brainchild of Curt, Dingus and a bottle of Southern Comfort to prey on the insecurities of climbers everywhere.

Now you insult me!

DMT

Dingus the Daddy and Curt the mommy ?
or Daddy Curt and Mommy dingus ?


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Jul 10, 2007, 10:01 PM
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sendfest5000 wrote:
crimpandgo wrote:


"Crazy person hunts down guy off internet and brutally murders him over 'bad posts'"

ya and you just got on my shit list

If I'm not mistaken... thats a threat.

Dude, this isn't world of warcraft... don't take what you read online so personally, it's not worth the stress.... Unless of course you actually believe you're a level 6 elf... or that you're mansion in Second Life is in eminent danger... .in which case, we can't help you here.


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Jul 10, 2007, 10:03 PM
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majid_sabet wrote:
Who are these instructors and where did they learn all these sh8t from?
I learned it from you, dad, I learned from watching you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

-Joe


michaeld16


Jul 10, 2007, 10:05 PM
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im dangerous because i know its common for noobs to knot know what the they are doing.


sure dudes, get a clue NOT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO BELAY, NOT EVERYONE BELAYS THE SAME WAY!

THAT IS A LOCKING CARABINER ON THAT GRI GRI
DONT U HAVE EYES?!!YOU PUSSIES GET SCARED ONLINE EVEN!!! THROW ALL YOUR GEAR AWAY AND CHILL!


michaeld16


Jul 10, 2007, 10:06 PM
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she is even being backed up, chill


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Jul 10, 2007, 10:12 PM
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Easy... shhhh... It's going to be okay.


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i just love the internet


crimpandgo


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duckbuster_13 wrote:
sendfest5000 wrote:
crimpandgo wrote:


"Crazy person hunts down guy off internet and brutally murders him over 'bad posts'"

ya and you just got on my shit list

If I'm not mistaken... thats a threat.

Dude, this isn't world of warcraft... don't take what you read online so personally, it's not worth the stress.... Unless of course you actually believe you're a level 6 elf... or that you're mansion in Second Life is in eminent danger... .in which case, we can't help you here.

Just for the record. The quote you have attached to my name was not from me. I wouldn't write. you deleted a little too much from the quote... like the original author.


this is a prime example of why folks post anonymoulsy .... Nutbags Tongue


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michaeld16


Jul 10, 2007, 10:41 PM
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hahaha world of warcraft

YALL DONT EVEN KNOW!

i mean its like dude, she is even anchored down
i havent done that shit since i learned how

i can confidently say i could give the softest catch out of any of u weakmos


i have belayed 5'15!!11


(This post was edited by michaeld16 on Jul 10, 2007, 10:52 PM)


medicus


Jul 10, 2007, 10:58 PM
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michaeld16 wrote:
hahaha world of warcraft

YALL DONT EVEN KNOW!

i mean its like shit, she is even anchored down
i havent done that shit since i learned how

i can confidently say i could give the softest catch out of any of u weakmos


bitches i have belayed 5'15!!!!1111

I think it is more common to actually say 6'3".

michaeld16 wrote:
yeah okay!!11, cuz i "CAN" see the problem

PWNED!!!!11111111111

KNOTTT!!!!!

ACTUAL PWN!!!!!11

You "CAN" see the problem? Did you have to put quotes around that to let us know you didn't really mean it?

For using the shift key so much, you didn't use it a single time when you used the word "I"...

Did you learn your language skills from http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/? I'll give you a hint; most people don't regularly type like that. It's probably not the best way to attempt to communicate online.

Prime example of someone who really should get outside and learn there is a world that exists around a computer screen instead of only in the computer screen.


michaeld16


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i put that in quotes to let the dude sucking his dick(pwner) know that he said i can see the problem when obviously he meant i cant see what they are doing wrong.

the only thing they are doing wrong is using the stupid gear


michaeld16


Jul 10, 2007, 11:20 PM
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and let me be the first to teach u all that climbing lingo, GET OUT MORE SON!


and let me be the first to let u know that there is an i in climbing!!!!!!1111111


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medicus


Jul 10, 2007, 11:22 PM
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michaeld16 wrote:
the only thing they are doing wrong is using the stupid gear

According to your profile you like trad and sport.
"all styles of climbing appeal to me, as long as its not aide, and i think mountaineering is probably boring as well as ice climbing. bouldering, trad, sport. yeah. thats a good order. peace."

Both of those rely heavily on gear.


michaeld16


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that was yrs ago when i had only been deep water soloing once at the red.


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Jul 10, 2007, 11:32 PM
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majid_sabet wrote:
dingus wrote:
wanderlustmd wrote:
I figured it out:


"Majid" is the brainchild of Curt, Dingus and a bottle of Southern Comfort to prey on the insecurities of climbers everywhere.

Now you insult me!

DMT

Dingus the Daddy and Curt the mommy ?
or Daddy Curt and Mommy dingus ?
When you say "Daddy Curt" I imagine Ol Man Shannon at this bar on Central in Phoenix called Boot Camp, dressed in a leather biker vest.

Thanks for that.


quiteatingmysteak


Jul 10, 2007, 11:36 PM
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michaeld16 wrote:
the only thing they are doing wrong is using the internet.


Thank the Lord for Majid.


-Majid Fan of the Year.


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Jul 11, 2007, 12:48 AM
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michaeld16 wrote:
i put that in quotes to let the dude sucking his dick(pwner) know that he said i can see the problem when obviously he meant i cant see what they are doing wrong.

the only thing they are doing wrong is using the stupid gear

another gem


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Jul 11, 2007, 1:02 AM
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dingus wrote:
wanderlustmd wrote:
I figured it out:


"Majid" is the brainchild of Curt, Dingus and a bottle of Southern Comfort to prey on the insecurities of climbers everywhere.

Now you insult me!

DMT



Just kidding mate.
We all know it was Bud Light Laugh


hummm


Jul 11, 2007, 1:02 AM
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For God's sake, please hold down the shift key when you try to express yourself instead throwing out a bunch 1s.

And please stop insulting people online.... and it is not even making any sense. Angelic

Yeah.. get out more son Tongue


michaeld16


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dont u even know that thats the point!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111

i started it over a decade ago, havent u even seen it before??1!11111


blueeyedclimber


Jul 11, 2007, 1:39 AM
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I just read all 5 pages and am now dumber for it. Thanks a lot!


dingus


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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

DMT


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crimpandgo wrote:
duckbuster_13 wrote:
sendfest5000 wrote:
crimpandgo wrote:


"Crazy person hunts down guy off internet and brutally murders him over 'bad posts'"

ya and you just got on my shit list

If I'm not mistaken... thats a threat.

Dude, this isn't world of warcraft... don't take what you read online so personally, it's not worth the stress.... Unless of course you actually believe you're a level 6 elf... or that you're mansion in Second Life is in eminent danger... .in which case, we can't help you here.

Just for the record. The quote you have attached to my name was not from me. I wouldn't write. you deleted a little too much from the quote... like the original author.


this is a prime example of why folks post anonymoulsy .... Nutbags Tongue

OOPS! My bad dude..
but yeah... about those elfs and shit....

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