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Any other useless body parts you can think of? POST THEM HERE-----


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Does a woman count as a body part?



-D D-

p.s. Be gentle ladies, I'm only joking


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       so we can pierce them... it is a turn on for females... man, no part of my body is useless.


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Ooooooh! Damn, Don! You're gonna catch hell for that one!

Well, you're the leader of us Normans, so it doesn't matter.

Useless? The navel.

Things that can be removed, so therefore are useless:

The uvula (sp?)
Appendix
The Gall Bladder
Tonsils

Steve


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Vestigial structures? (I never get to use that term... I think it sounds nice and arrogant, regardless if I've abused it or not).

How about the appendix? or the coccyx(although I think that may have a purpose of some sort).

Well... the insurance factor is nice, but I think I could do without one of my testecles. I'm not planning to do without, I just think that I could.

I'm not sure if I have a use for all of my ribs, but they're there so I'm not complaining.

I also don't feel a strong need for earlobes, but I like my ears the way they are, so I guess I'll keep those too.

For climbing I only need my middle three fingers, unless there are a lot of pinches on the rowt or you want a belay, and then the thumbs might be handy (no pun intended).


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Huh? I'm still stumped as to the nipples.


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The navel isn't useless, it's there so they can countersink the screw that holds your A$$ on. Other wise it would be snagging on your harness.


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how about your tail bone, and maybe your little toe.


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for titty twisters. duh.


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You know... after thinking about men's nipples. I have come to the conclussion that the first titty twisters were from someone who desperetly was thirsty. Just a thought...


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Oct 8, 2002, 2:30 AM
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"You can milk anything with nipples"
"I've got nipples, can you milk me?"



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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I THINK I almost wet myself!!!!




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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

*whew
T


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    That was too funny!!!


rockwomyn


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There are actually some (very few) documented cases where men were born without nipples....hmmm..evolution or freak of nature?


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Stuff like that is why Martha's my hero. ..

and aside from the biological reasons for nipples, they're there for piercing .. duh


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Wadda u mean u don't know what nipples are for??? ... U put rings thru them to rack your climbing gear... DUH!!!

Much better than any bandolier...



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I was thinking about piercing mine so that I can clip hooks and stuff to them for aid climbing. Talk about hands free aid!

Just as long as those rings, or more importantly the nipples, are rated for at least 350 pounds!

OUCH!

Steve


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Mike!.........LOL!!!!


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had to return for a re-fill on laughter

thanks Martha!!!!

roflmao....STILL!!!

T


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Oct 9, 2002, 7:03 PM
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so, what's the excuse for circumcisions then?

.. i always thought that was an attempt to make the ones with penises a little bit smarter ??


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Oct 9, 2002, 7:07 PM
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no we just don't like turtle necks.


wildtrail


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And for some its necessary to get it down to normal handling size.

Steve


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rrriiigggghhhtttttt

i think i know who did poorly on the purity test for copious drug use ..


wildtrail


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Not me!

Steve


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