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wyoclimb
Feb 14, 2008, 5:26 PM
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With Valentines I wondered if anyone else besides me had any rock romances go bad. I've had great times climbing when romance was involved too! But I've been ditched in the middle of the desert with no ride! At city of rocks so it wasn't so bad! I even got a ride eventually!
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angry
Feb 14, 2008, 6:09 PM
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All rock climbing romances have happy endings. Your story is a lie.
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wonderwoman
Feb 14, 2008, 7:18 PM
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OOHHH!!! Now you have to tell the whole story! Inquiring minds want to know! What did you do to get ditched in the desert?
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wyoclimb
Feb 15, 2008, 7:58 PM
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What didn't I do might be a better ? . Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals. It could just of been my charming wyoming personality that she disgusted. My pals still bring it up when they need a good laugh!
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dudemanbu
Feb 15, 2008, 8:00 PM
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you should've just picked a girl that climbs harder. Thank god my girlfriend can follow anything i can lead.
wyoclimb wrote: What didn't I do might be a better ? . Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals. It could just of been my charming wyoming personality that she disgusted. My pals still bring it up when they need a good laugh! |
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EPiCJAMES
Feb 15, 2008, 8:14 PM
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wyoclimb wrote: Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals.
if it was your pals, chances are they had a vehicle as well and would of given you a ride home. i smell bullshit.
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wyoclimb
Feb 15, 2008, 8:15 PM
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You haven't been to the cowboy state have ya! Sheep are still sometimes scared.
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wyoclimb
Feb 15, 2008, 8:18 PM
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You guessed it I wanted to sound like a looosser!
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angry
Feb 15, 2008, 8:31 PM
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I was born and raised in Wyoming. I learned quickly that 98% of the women in the world are dateable.
The other 2% live in Wyoming.
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EPiCJAMES
Feb 15, 2008, 8:41 PM
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wyoclimb wrote: You guessed it I wanted to sound like a looosser!
you don't need to troll to be a loser, you live in wyoming.
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wonderwoman
Feb 15, 2008, 8:43 PM
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dudemanbu wrote: you should've just picked a girl that climbs harder. Thank god my girlfriend can follow anything i can lead. wyoclimb wrote: What didn't I do might be a better ? . Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals. It could just of been my charming wyoming personality that she disgusted. My pals still bring it up when they need a good laugh!
10+ slab would have been a dream date. Only I would have made him follow my lead.
(This post was edited by wonderwoman on Feb 15, 2008, 8:45 PM)
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blueeyedclimber
Feb 15, 2008, 8:47 PM
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wonderwoman wrote: dudemanbu wrote: you should've just picked a girl that climbs harder. Thank god my girlfriend can follow anything i can lead. wyoclimb wrote: What didn't I do might be a better ? . Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals. It could just of been my charming wyoming personality that she disgusted. My pals still bring it up when they need a good laugh! 10+ slab would have been a dream date. Only I would have made him follow my lead.
But remember, you must reciprocate. 5.11 roof, anyone? 
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camhead
Feb 15, 2008, 8:47 PM
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I had a girlfriend who hated climbing cracks. and I mean HATED. trips to Indian Creek, my favorite crag, were miserable, and would commonly end in tears.
I was constantly going out of my way to cater to her, looking for moderates, facey climbs, once we even left the Creek to go to Shelf Road! (lame, ick!)
it made me think of the Incubus lyric "to bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things."
Anyway, now I've got a way radder gf who enjoys cracks, and all other climbing, and we climb pretty much at the same level. much better, now.
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wonderwoman
Feb 15, 2008, 9:03 PM
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blueeyedclimber wrote: wonderwoman wrote: dudemanbu wrote: you should've just picked a girl that climbs harder. Thank god my girlfriend can follow anything i can lead. wyoclimb wrote: What didn't I do might be a better ? . Or maybe it was the 10+ slab climb or the 9 trad route, maybe my pals. It could just of been my charming wyoming personality that she disgusted. My pals still bring it up when they need a good laugh! 10+ slab would have been a dream date. Only I would have made him follow my lead. But remember, you must reciprocate. 5.11 roof, anyone?
I have prussik cord and I'm not afraid to use it!
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petsfed
Feb 15, 2008, 9:15 PM
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angry wrote: I was born and raised in Wyoming. I learned quickly that 98% of the women in the world are dateable. The other 2% live in Wyoming.
Yep.
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shimanilami
Feb 15, 2008, 9:19 PM
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I hooked up with a gal at JT and bailed on my friends so I could take her up some easy climbs. Afterwards, we went back to my campsite and she proceeded to repay me with a BJ. As I neared my happy ending, my friends returned and barged into my tent. The chick flipped out and ran out of my tent without a shirt, trying to hide her face from the rest of the gawking Hidden Valley campers. My pals and I were rolling on the ground laughing for the rest of the night. (What else was I going to do? Chase after her!?) I never saw her again.
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wmfork
Feb 15, 2008, 9:54 PM
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wyoclimb wrote: But I've been ditched in the middle of the desert with no ride! |
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petsfed
Feb 15, 2008, 10:14 PM
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shimanilami wrote: I hooked up with a gal at JT and bailed on my friends so I could take her up some easy climbs. Afterwards, we went back to my campsite and she proceeded to repay me with a BJ. As I neared my happy ending, my friends returned and barged into my tent. The chick flipped out and ran out of my tent without a shirt, trying to hide her face from the rest of the gawking Hidden Valley campers. My pals and I were rolling on the ground laughing for the rest of the night. (What else was I going to do? Chase after her!?) I never saw her again.
When I climbed Castleton a few years back, I read the summit log from the previous two months. On a particular day in April I saw the following entry (extra exclamation points omitted for clarity):
"Met Mercedes (from PARAGUAY!) in the parking lot. Did Kor-Ingalls in excellent time. BEST SUMMIT BLOW JOB EVER!"
I found this hilarious first because the capitalization and punctuation led me to imagine this completely stoned guy penciling this in with his pants around his ankles, and second because it rather ominously implied that he'd other, less than satisfactory blowjobs to compare to the one from his newfound Paraguay paramour. Given the people I encountered on Castleton that day, it led to some rather interesting mental images. It occurs to me that it was so over the top (and the summit of Castleton so small) that this was almost assuredly a joke, but it made me laugh nonetheless.
(This post was edited by petsfed on Feb 15, 2008, 10:15 PM)
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no_email_entered
Feb 15, 2008, 11:21 PM
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anyone who says they can climb hard after sex is either
a virgin
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a chick
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