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sungam


Apr 14, 2008, 9:31 AM
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... when you got so many rc.com windows up that you have to rush to close them all with shakey hands when the boss walks by that you feel like a 14 yeare old on pr0n0 when he hears his mom coming.

-MagnuS

P.S. not that kind of coming, you sick fu<k


kyleshea


Apr 14, 2008, 9:33 AM
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epoch wrote:
You come to the self realization that you can think for yourself, do some research and realize that this topic has been beaten to death throughout the years.

Look here
... and this one
and this one.



epock noez


kyleshea


Apr 14, 2008, 9:38 AM
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sungam wrote:
... when you got so many rc.com windows up that you have to rush to close them all with shakey hands when the boss walks by that you feel like a 14 yeare old on pr0n0 when he hears his mom coming.

-MagnuS

P.S. not that kind of coming, you sick fu<k

stop lecturing me mom, i'll wash it as fast as i like.


rockvaulter


Apr 14, 2008, 9:42 AM
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majid_sabet wrote:

Post a picture of her so we could see how nice she is,

naked

Well, i would but I know she would not be to happy with me. And how will that prove what a sweet gf I have? Other than you know...letting me take naked pics of her.

Edited for spelling, grammar, puncation and proving I need to pay attention more.


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firecrafter695


Apr 14, 2008, 10:10 AM
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You know you're a climber when you're waiting on a ride and find yourself on the second or third floor of a limestone building because you were bored.


bizarrodrinker


Apr 14, 2008, 10:18 AM
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kyleshea wrote:
bizarrodrinker wrote:
kyleshea wrote:
rockvaulter wrote:
When you would rather play strap on at night than go to bed with your girlfriend. Or have your girlfriend complain that she hates that your skin is too rough.

thats just fucked up

That's not fucked up...flamingly ghey...but not fucked up.

Or is she really that bad?

its fucked up, you just gloss over things without actually reading them. some ninja you are.

You're brain's the one with the shell on it.



Shut up Richard.


turtleshell980


Apr 14, 2008, 11:47 AM
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When you have 2 weeks to go before law school finals and you spend your review classes reading the forums on rockclimbing.com


hopperhopper


Apr 14, 2008, 11:51 AM
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richardvg03 wrote:
I'm interested in the replies I get on this one...

You know you're a climber when...

you buy a new peice of gear and you can't go climbing so you wear it around the house....

there is chaulk on all your seats in your truck...

most of your money goes to REI or the local climbing shop...




krusher4


Apr 14, 2008, 11:58 AM
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when you bring up this thread from a year ago and post other people's comments as your own.


bizarrodrinker


Apr 14, 2008, 12:06 PM
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turtleshell980 wrote:
When you have 2 weeks to go before law school finals and you spend your review classes reading the forums on rockclimbing.com

No that's just retarded.


turtleshell980


Apr 14, 2008, 12:12 PM
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I never said it wasn't stupid - but a boring class + climbing desires = daydreaming...


bizarrodrinker


Apr 14, 2008, 12:22 PM
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Yea, I can't really talk I guess. I do it at work constantly.

Shame on me for having such a boring job.


justsaynototake


Apr 14, 2008, 12:30 PM
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You know you're a climber when your co-workers make fun of you for always hanging on the door frames instead of doing work.


t2stone


Apr 14, 2008, 4:46 PM
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when...everything you look at...LOOKS CLIMBABLE!


shredude


Apr 14, 2008, 5:30 PM
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When your at the job site tossing out an extension cord and you absent mindedly yell "Rope".


flint


Apr 14, 2008, 5:45 PM
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When you crack climb the I-beam support at work...

do campus laps on the exposed steps when you can't make it to the gym...

j-


rogue10186


Apr 14, 2008, 5:57 PM
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Hahaha, I've done that one a couple of times.


murph24


Apr 14, 2008, 5:57 PM
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... you tie a figure 8 in a loaf of bread


fresh


Apr 14, 2008, 5:58 PM
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christ is everyone here a construction worker?

...your girlfriend finds your first ascent DVD under your pillow and reacts like she just found porn.


gobennyjo


Apr 14, 2008, 6:01 PM
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Or you get shot in the thumb with a nail gun and instantly think, hell yea that is the least used part of my hand!


winglessangel


Apr 14, 2008, 6:12 PM
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You get a hornnet stinging you on the top of your nose and, still, you are happy (cause that means you are crack climbing in Brazil)


asiaclimber


Apr 14, 2008, 6:26 PM
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when my friends (i don't have any non climber friends) told me i was prejudice against non climbers, thats when i realized i had a problem. when instead of getting a song stuck in your head you get routes you havent sent yet stuck in your head... you read posts like this a cant figure out how people have none climber girl friends.


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flint


Apr 14, 2008, 8:14 PM
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fresh wrote:
christ is everyone here a construction worker?

...your girlfriend finds your first ascent DVD under your pillow and reacts like she just found porn.

Urban plannerCrazyCrazyCrazy with a nice office space...

j-


roguetrooper


Apr 15, 2008, 10:32 AM
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When...you're sitting on the loo, you look at the toilet paper which is hanging down on the inside of the roll and think "bollocks, that toilet roll is back clipped" Wink


sungam


Apr 15, 2008, 12:31 PM
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asiaclimber wrote:
you read posts like this a cant figure out how people have none climber girl friends.
It's not as hard as it sounds - just like any other time consuming pass-time, the other half just has to be kind, patient, and understanding.
I spend alot of time with my girlfriend, some times she needs to be alone to do privite stuff, and some times I need to be alone to do climbing stuff. The times cunningly coinside.[/hijack]

-MagnuS

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