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medicus
Jul 16, 2008, 5:59 PM
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"From: baby200
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Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM
HELLO DEAREST,
I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com).
ify. "
Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense.
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chadnsc
Jul 16, 2008, 6:09 PM
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I am so jealous! 
I slave away on my profile, updating it every 14 months or so and nobody sends me an e-mail professing their love.
I must be broken. 
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sungam
Jul 16, 2008, 6:17 PM
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chadnsc wrote: I am so jealous! I slave away on my profile, updating it every 14 months or so and nobody sends me an e-mail professing their love. I must be broken.
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chadnsc
Jul 16, 2008, 6:20 PM
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Hmm, yes women like the mystery don't they.
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sungam
Jul 16, 2008, 6:27 PM
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or maybe they just don't like what your profile gives away?
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Jul 16, 2008, 6:29 PM
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Damn I knew it was something!
Yup I'm broken. 
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I must be your name, and all those blank spots that make you so attractive. And SOOO misterious!
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medicus wrote: "From: baby200 Date Sent: Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM HELLO DEAREST, I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com). ify. " Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense.
Sorry Camhed, looks like you didn't make your move quick enough, Mrs Ify has moved on to Medicus.
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medicus
Jul 17, 2008, 6:07 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: medicus wrote: "From: baby200 Date Sent: Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM HELLO DEAREST, I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com). ify. " Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense. Sorry Camhed, looks like you didn't make your move quick enough, Mrs Ify has moved on to Medicus.
I'm going to snatch up Ms Ify today. We'll be hooking up 
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sungam
Jul 17, 2008, 6:13 PM
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medicus wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: medicus wrote: "From: baby200 Date Sent: Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM HELLO DEAREST, I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com). ify. " Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense. Sorry Camhed, looks like you didn't make your move quick enough, Mrs Ify has moved on to Medicus. I'm going to snatch up Ms Ify today. We'll be hooking up
Don't want you getting te_h herpes.
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medicus
Jul 17, 2008, 6:22 PM
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sungam wrote: medicus wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: medicus wrote: "From: baby200 Date Sent: Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM HELLO DEAREST, I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com). ify. " Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense. Sorry Camhed, looks like you didn't make your move quick enough, Mrs Ify has moved on to Medicus. I'm going to snatch up Ms Ify today. We'll be hooking up Don't be a fool, mind and wrap your tool! Don't want you getting te_h herpes.
Lol, in all seriousness... I would never hook up with someone who would write me an e-mail like that... much less with the name "Miss Ify"... and even if I had a momentary lapse in judgment... there is no freaking way that my tool would not be wrapped. 
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medicus wrote: sungam wrote: medicus wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: medicus wrote: "From: baby200 Date Sent: Jul 15, 2008, 6:37 PM HELLO DEAREST, I am miss ify i came accross your profile at (www.rockclimbing.com) and i find out that you are the kind of man that suit my heart here is my email address(ify22@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture , colour,distance or age doesnt matter what matters is real love.please contact me on my mail box(ify22@yahoo.com). ify. " Yeah, I put a lot of hard work in my profile. I really explained so much about me that someone already truly loves me. Gotta love spam that doesn't make sense. Sorry Camhed, looks like you didn't make your move quick enough, Mrs Ify has moved on to Medicus. I'm going to snatch up Ms Ify today. We'll be hooking up Don't be a fool, mind and wrap your tool! Don't want you getting te_h herpes. Lol, in all seriousness... I would never hook up with someone who would write me an e-mail like that... much less with the name "Miss Ify"... and even if I had a momentary lapse in judgment... there is no freaking way that my tool would not be wrapped.
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medicus
Jul 18, 2008, 2:38 AM
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So I'm beginning to think that Miss Ify might have just been spam. She hasn't sent me an e-mail back yet. Of course, the e-mail I sent her was nearly incoherent and not very romantic or even nice for that matter, but I still figured she's spend a little time to e-mail me back. 
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Man, that truely sucks.
I thought the whole thing sounded a little iffy from the start, but whatever.
There are plenty more fish in the sea :P
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medicus
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sungam wrote: Man, that truely sucks. I thought the whole thing sounded a little iffy from the start, but whatever. There are plenty more fish in the sea :P
Apparently she is still out there...
"Dearest one,
How are you today together with your business and your entire family?.I guess that everything is ok with you.I know this mail will not come to you as a suprise since we have not had a previous correspondance,please bear with me.I am more than happy to read your interesting mail from site and i hope that you are fine and healthy, I have noticed that you are the kind of man i am looking for since all this while, i believe that you are a trust worthy and caring person, that's what makes me to disclose my identity to you.
My name is Miss ify Oromo,23 years old from Darfur Region of Sudan and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the the killing of my family by the rebels on last year please don't be discouraged for hearing this.I believe deep down inside me that you will never break my heart or let me down in anyway.
I am from the family of late Engr.David R Ukec Oromo. My late father Engr.David R Ukec Oromo,was the Chairman, Gruv-Melton Oil and Gas Company a private extracting oil firm in Darfur. The brutal killing of my mother and my father, one kid sister and kid brother took place one early morning by the rebels as a result of the civil war that is going on until now in Sudan.I was in my second year in Applied Mathematics department of University of Darfur in Sudan before the death of my loved Parents.I contacted you for a possible help. My step mother was a very wicked woman and she intend to kill me since my father and my real biological mother is died.
Then she planned to take away all my late father's property and some other valuable things from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Parents. Meanwhile I wanted to find my way out of my country because I have seen what she is planning to do to me.I thereby plan to go to Europe, but she hide my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckly she did not found where I kept my fathers File which contains important documents.
I managed to escape with the documents which covers my late father's
deposited money totalling $6.5 M USD(Six million five hundred thousand US dollars). which he use my name as the next of kin. Meanwhile,I am still residing here as a refugee under the UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL FOR REFUGEES, i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer the money from the bank pending my arrival in your country. I will like to see you face to face soon.
Furthermore,on your wish you can contact the bank for confirmation and you can communicate directly with them regarding this fund of my late father which was deposited in their custody. I am giving you this offer as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me retreive the money from the bank and transfer to your nominated account.I will like to further my studies as soon as i arrive to your country, please try to help me to achieve this goal as i have a desire to become a famous personality in the nearest future.
I will be pleased if you can do this for me.You can reach me through this number (number removed) It is a Reverend Fathers phone number, by name Reverend Father John Dada and email (e-mail address removed) if you call, please ask of ify Oromo.When ever you call,try to tell him that you want to speak with ify Oromo,i am staying in the female hostel.I have already inform him, that some one will call me through his phone. He will send for me from the hostel to come and speak with you.So please do not fail to call me,because I need to hear your voice too.
So on your which to help me out i will like to have your data such as:
1.Your Full name
2.Your address
3.Your occupation.
4.your phone or fax number.
Imeediately i receive this i will give you the contact of the bank where the money was deposited for you to contact them.
Bye and take a good care of yourself and have a nice day.
Yours sincerly, Ify."
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L M F A O.
That shit is fucking funny!
[boring anecdote]
By the way, you know that "arabian king" email that's been floating about, then one where he's going to give you a gizillion dollars?
My brother was really bored one day (he's a fireman, so they sit around in the station and kill time) and got that email.
So he email them back all like "yeah I'm all for it, I'll help you.
But to make sure you're not a virus or something, send me a photo."
So he recieved and email with a photo of some arabic dude, smiling.
Then he was like "okay, but to extra sure, send me one where you're holding a piece of paper with your name on"
So he did.
THEN they were like"you could have googled that. Send us a photo of you, wearing a blue shirt and holding up a piece of paper with "sacrimento fire department 22's station RULES" on it".
He sent the picture, they printed it, framed it, hung it on the station wall then told the dude to fuck himself.
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medicus
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sungam wrote: L M F A O. That shit is fucking funny! [boring anecdote] By the way, you know that "arabian king" email that's been floating about, then one where he's going to give you a gizillion dollars? My brother was really bored one day (he's a fireman, so they sit around in the station and kill time) and got that email. So he email them back all like "yeah I'm all for it, I'll help you. But to make sure you're not a virus or something, send me a photo." So he recieved and email with a photo of some arabic dude, smiling. Then he was like "okay, but to extra sure, send me one where you're holding a piece of paper with your name on" So he did. THEN they were like"you could have googled that. Send us a photo of you, wearing a blue shirt and holding up a piece of paper with "sacrimento fire department 22's station RULES" on it". He sent the picture, they printed it, framed it, hung it on the station wall then told the dude to fuck himself.
Lol nice... I might try this with Miss Ify.
My reply back...
"Wow, your last e-mail got flagged as spam. This worries me. In order to make sure this just isn't some hoax to try to get a virus on my computer, will you send me a picture of yourself. I'd love to help you. The whole thing that happened in Darfur is heartbreaking, and I've been wanting to help out somehow, and this seems like a great way to help a refugee. Please just verify for me that this is for real. I don't have a way to call long distance, so I can't really do that way you talked about.
Thanks,
Tony" (not my real name)
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medicus wrote: sungam wrote: L M F A O. That shit is fucking funny! [boring anecdote] By the way, you know that "arabian king" email that's been floating about, then one where he's going to give you a gizillion dollars? My brother was really bored one day (he's a fireman, so they sit around in the station and kill time) and got that email. So he email them back all like "yeah I'm all for it, I'll help you. But to make sure you're not a virus or something, send me a photo." So he recieved and email with a photo of some arabic dude, smiling. Then he was like "okay, but to extra sure, send me one where you're holding a piece of paper with your name on" So he did. THEN they were like"you could have googled that. Send us a photo of you, wearing a blue shirt and holding up a piece of paper with "sacrimento fire department 22's station RULES" on it". He sent the picture, they printed it, framed it, hung it on the station wall then told the dude to fuck himself. Lol nice... I might try this with Miss Ify. My reply back... "Wow, your last e-mail got flagged as spam. This worries me. In order to make sure this just isn't some hoax to try to get a virus on my computer, will you send me a picture of yourself. I'd love to help you. The whole thing that happened in Darfur is heartbreaking, and I've been wanting to help out somehow, and this seems like a great way to help a refugee. Please just verify for me that this is for real. I don't have a way to call long distance, so I can't really do that way you talked about. Thanks, Tony" (not my real name)
Your efforts at international diplomacy are progressing nicely I see. I hope she/he/it writes back, this could get good...
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notapplicable wrote: medicus wrote: sungam wrote: L M F A O. That shit is fucking funny! [boring anecdote] By the way, you know that "arabian king" email that's been floating about, then one where he's going to give you a gizillion dollars? My brother was really bored one day (he's a fireman, so they sit around in the station and kill time) and got that email. So he email them back all like "yeah I'm all for it, I'll help you. But to make sure you're not a virus or something, send me a photo." So he recieved and email with a photo of some arabic dude, smiling. Then he was like "okay, but to extra sure, send me one where you're holding a piece of paper with your name on" So he did. THEN they were like"you could have googled that. Send us a photo of you, wearing a blue shirt and holding up a piece of paper with "sacrimento fire department 22's station RULES" on it". He sent the picture, they printed it, framed it, hung it on the station wall then told the dude to fuck himself. Lol nice... I might try this with Miss Ify. My reply back... "Wow, your last e-mail got flagged as spam. This worries me. In order to make sure this just isn't some hoax to try to get a virus on my computer, will you send me a picture of yourself. I'd love to help you. The whole thing that happened in Darfur is heartbreaking, and I've been wanting to help out somehow, and this seems like a great way to help a refugee. Please just verify for me that this is for real. I don't have a way to call long distance, so I can't really do that way you talked about. Thanks, Tony" (not my real name) Your efforts at international diplomacy are progressing nicely I see. I hope she/he/it writes back, this could get good...
This is gunna be funny, I can already tell.
Those scam artists ill pull ANY bollox to get your money >.<
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notapplicable wrote: medicus wrote: sungam wrote: L M F A O. That shit is fucking funny! [boring anecdote] By the way, you know that "arabian king" email that's been floating about, then one where he's going to give you a gizillion dollars? My brother was really bored one day (he's a fireman, so they sit around in the station and kill time) and got that email. So he email them back all like "yeah I'm all for it, I'll help you. But to make sure you're not a virus or something, send me a photo." So he recieved and email with a photo of some arabic dude, smiling. Then he was like "okay, but to extra sure, send me one where you're holding a piece of paper with your name on" So he did. THEN they were like"you could have googled that. Send us a photo of you, wearing a blue shirt and holding up a piece of paper with "sacrimento fire department 22's station RULES" on it". He sent the picture, they printed it, framed it, hung it on the station wall then told the dude to fuck himself. Lol nice... I might try this with Miss Ify. My reply back... "Wow, your last e-mail got flagged as spam. This worries me. In order to make sure this just isn't some hoax to try to get a virus on my computer, will you send me a picture of yourself. I'd love to help you. The whole thing that happened in Darfur is heartbreaking, and I've been wanting to help out somehow, and this seems like a great way to help a refugee. Please just verify for me that this is for real. I don't have a way to call long distance, so I can't really do that way you talked about. Thanks, Tony" (not my real name) Your efforts at international diplomacy are progressing nicely I see. I hope she/he/it writes back, this could get good...
Lmao, already got one back...
"Dearest Sweetheart,
How are you today? together with your entire household?.I believe that you are doing well.I am more than happy with your interest to help me solve this problem.Futhermore i choosed you for what love is been defined, that is for whom you are, not for what you are,
Here is the contact of the bank to write them:
Dr. Gerry Higgins,
Director - Credit Administration Dept,
Clydesdale Bank PLC,
35 Regent Street,
Westminister,Haymarket,
London, SW1Y 4ND.
Email: payinfosncbankplc@luckymail.com
Name of Depositor: Engr. DAVID R UKEC OROMO
Name of Next of Kin: MISS. IFY OROMO
Amount Deposited: US$6,500,000.00
Date Deposited: 7th January, 2004
Account Ref No. CB/IO/45121/0055478-541/2004
I have maped out 35% of the total sum for your assistance and 5% for expensses.Please while writing to the Bank, tell them that you are my foreignpartner ok?God bless you as I wait to hearing from you,
Take care and have a nice day.
Yours sweetheart.
Ify.
"
Hahahaha, okay, time for phase 2... see if I can get a message of my university rules or something on a piece of paper... I'll try to come up with something framable.
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YESYESYES!
A perfect opertunity!
Those pic's don't look alike, so say that you fear someone has just googled images for a hot chick or sommat, and found two that looked the same, and that you need more proof.
Perhaps a sign saying "I [heart] Medicus" or something along those lines would be good enough for you, and you would be more than happy to go ahead with the transaction!!!
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sungam wrote: YESYESYES! Those pic's don't look alike...
That and she looks 15. They must be picking up on some kinda funny vibes from our friend here. Must have thought that would lure him in...
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notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: YESYESYES! Those pic's don't look alike... That and she looks 15. They must be picking up on some kinda funny vibes from our friend here. Must have thought that would lure him in...
More importantly, get a funny ass picture out of it to use as your avatar!!!!
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In reply to: Here is the contact of the bank to write them: Dr. Gerry Higgins, Director - Credit Administration Dept, Clydesdale Bank PLC, 35 Regent Street, Westminister,Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4ND. Email: payinfosncbankplc@luckymail.com
@luckymail.com? Sounds legit to me. I mean, banks don't really make any money, so they probably can't afford to have their own email.
In all seriousness, I'm not one to care for banks so much, but this is fraud in their name and if you are so inclined you could report it to them,
www.cbonline.co.uk wrote: Received a suspicious email? What to do if you think you have received a phishing email: Do not reply to the email and NEVER follow any links Forward the email to us at reportphishing-cb@cbonline.co.uk Delete the email from your inbox |
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Who gives a shit, if he gets a cool profile pic, it's worth it. Who doesn't use spm filters, anyways?
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