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andygravity
Aug 6, 2008, 8:56 PM
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I didn't know jesus played for the lions?
You know you're bad when when you can't even win with jesus on your team!
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CaptainPolution
Aug 6, 2008, 9:55 PM
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Jesus is one BADASS dude.
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altelis
Aug 6, 2008, 10:59 PM
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so.....i'm jewish.....and my uncle is a cabinet maker.....
and when i'm feeling especially cynical, if i'm stuck in traffic and somebody pulls up with a "my boss is a jewish carpenter" sticker on their car.......i have some fun 
the best is if their window is open i'll just say, "no way, you work for my uncle!" this is usually followed by a blank stare, so i just walk them through it....
"you're a carpenter too, right?"
[blank stare]
"your boss is jewish----i assume you're talking about my uncle. that asshole let you take a break or something? usually he's a real nazi with his employees!"
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the_climber
Aug 7, 2008, 4:34 PM
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I don't know, if Jesus really climbed he wouldn't need that harness.
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robbovius
Aug 7, 2008, 7:07 PM
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the_climber wrote: I don't know, if Jesus really climbed he wouldn't need that harness.
check the closeup of the climbing jeebus, he looks sketched after his feet popped.
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the_climber
Aug 7, 2008, 7:15 PM
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robbovius wrote: the_climber wrote: I don't know, if Jesus really climbed he wouldn't need that harness. check the closeup of the climbing jeebus, he looks sketched after his feet popped.
Hmmm.....
I'm doubting Jeebus climbed now... jeebus would not be sketched from something as simple as his heet blowing.
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skinnyclimber
Aug 7, 2008, 7:54 PM
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Wether or not he climbed himself... with a nylon harness... is not the point.
The point is that J-dawg is with you where ever you go.... even if you are bum who can railslide...
If that's your personal belief system anyway...
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Aunor
Aug 8, 2008, 10:44 AM
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"Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,
And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone." Matthew 4:5-6
Nice belay device....
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donald949
Aug 8, 2008, 6:11 PM
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Aunor wrote: "Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone." Matthew 4:5-6 Nice belay device....
Good spotters then.
Looks like Jesus was into buildering.
:D
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rtwilli4
Aug 9, 2008, 5:02 AM
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andygravity wrote: I didn't know jesus played for the lions? You know you're bad when when you can't even win with jesus on your team!
pretty sure that's a cowboys jersey...
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t2stone
Aug 11, 2008, 12:49 AM
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capt'n ??
It looks more like the burger~king dude 2 me, w/t a headfull of thorns did you stop @ b.k. last nite? on your way home from.... planet~plastic-pull? or what?  
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t2stone
Aug 11, 2008, 2:04 AM
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soory to hear about that..dont feel bad though,it'been raining here for like 3 weeks straight mabye Ill be indoors next..? and wendy's IS hot/juicier too
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CaptainPolution
Aug 11, 2008, 2:06 AM
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yeah wendys is better but I dont make it a habit to eat any fast food. not going to turn into louie anderson its always sunny in california, at least im missing the extreme heat?
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andrewd
Aug 11, 2008, 3:28 AM
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How pissed would you be if jesus just walked up and flashed your long standing V15 project...And of course he'd flash it...he's fucking Jesus!
......how unfair would that be?
The question is: Would you need to spot jesus? And if you did need to spot jesus....would you?
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dumbsocrates
Aug 11, 2008, 1:19 PM
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LOL! It's so refreshing! In today's overly-PC world, leave it to the Texans to offend everyone. This is probably why I love Texans: we have something in common.
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mendou
Aug 11, 2008, 2:13 PM
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hahahaha dude! that action figures are awesome! hahahaha...
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alpenweg
Aug 11, 2008, 2:18 PM
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bad taste on this blog!
I love God as I understand Him
for me this is not something that i play with, not at all
very bad taste!
alpenweg
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markc
Aug 11, 2008, 3:27 PM
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They're so totally ripping off Buddy Christ. Kevin Smith ought to sue.
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