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dr_feelgood
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too.
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 12:07 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez  Pssst!!! [whispering]Where is she? We won't tell Doc.[/whispering]
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 12:08 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday.
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artm
Sep 17, 2008, 12:14 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez Pssst!!! [whispering]Where is she? We won't tell Doc.[/whispering] Your secret is safe with us!
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artm
Sep 17, 2008, 12:15 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that.
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Sep 17, 2008, 12:51 AM
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artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted...
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 12:53 AM
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artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted...
Trust me. I know.
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artm
Sep 17, 2008, 1:01 AM
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epoch wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... ...like an aid climber?
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artm
Sep 17, 2008, 1:01 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know.
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sungam
Sep 17, 2008, 1:04 AM
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artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know. Yore sayin it's gas?
Izatchoo, doc?
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artm
Sep 17, 2008, 1:16 AM
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sungam wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know. Yore sayin it's gas? Izatchoo, doc?
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sungam
Sep 17, 2008, 1:20 AM
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artm wrote: sungam wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know. Yore sayin it's gas? Izatchoo, doc? I'm not clicking that!
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 1:26 AM
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sungam wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know. Yore sayin it's gas? Izatchoo, doc?
I had some stinky ass today... The product of a bunch of beer and no food the previous day. I also reeked of said booze since I did not shower. My climbing partner is very unlucky.
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:45 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Or it could have been WMD. He has been doing a lot of driving back and forth between climbing. could be could be. Looks like Art might hit 17k tonight. could be could be Woooo!! So my birthday is coming up in about 3 months, what do you think I should ask for? is it already? Answer the question! Well. You are single. Hookers and blow!!! Don't you think he should do something different for his birthday?
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:47 AM
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sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: In other news I might be finding myself £3k richer in a few days. In other other news, the cet on my left big toe is turning into an ingrown toenail. Climbzing hertz :-/ Maybe you should take that quid and go to the doctor. Just how many quid is £3k? 3K  (quid is to pound as buck is to dollar)
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:47 AM
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sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight...
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:48 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point.
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:49 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that.
Damn young kids. Thinking they will never get old.
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 1:50 AM
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artm wrote: sungam wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. I dunno, you're starting to look a little blorted... Natural process of decomposition. Trust me. I know. Yore sayin it's gas? Izatchoo, doc? I'm not clicking that!
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 2:17 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys?
Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush.
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dr_feelgood
Sep 17, 2008, 2:18 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: Doc, Read this headline and immediately thought of you. The pic of the guy in question speaks volumes too! lol I am not fat or bald. So there. You will be someday. I shall be dead before that. That's what you think. Damn young kids. Thinking they will never get old.
Bitter old farts. Always reminiscing about the days of yore.
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chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: Wouldn't it be great if we lived on a forum where PC didn't matter? Then you'd need to partake regularly to be taken with somewhat of a small grain of rice. Kinda, then wanktards wouldn't go and fuck up my threads. They'd still be in there. They'd just have to find new, exciting, and creative ways to do it. no they'd be in coffee shop mEATBOMBZing it?
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chossmonkey
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush.
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chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one?
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chossmonkey
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sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt.
How old is your GF?
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