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chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez  What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one?
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sungam
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chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF?
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sungam
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granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? One of those things seems like it would take A LOT of effort to keep clean.
Would be gross.
Even more gross is I bet there's plenty of guys out there who don't bother cleaning them.
BRB, going to go vomit up my lunch at the thought. (plz resist from using the 2g1c smiley, choss)
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chossmonkey
Sep 17, 2008, 3:01 PM
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sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF? 21
Doesn't seem like she would feel like an old mitt. But you never can tell.
Get busy Doc!!!
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artm
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone?
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? No they're all in Yosemite. 
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? No they're all in Yosemite. 
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chossmonkey
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? No they're all in Yosemite.
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artm
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chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? No they're all in Yosemite. I thought just WMD was in Yosemite?
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dr_feelgood
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone?
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dr_feelgood
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chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF? 21 Hmmm.. Doesn't seem like she would feel like an old mitt. But you never can tell. Get busy Doc!!!
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artm
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really.
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chossmonkey
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? No they're all in Yosemite. I thought just WMD was in Yosemite? Klownjaya is in C4 right now.
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really.
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chossmonkey
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artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really. And a toothbrush, which really should be on your chalkbag anyway.
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF? 21 Hmmm.. Doesn't seem like she would feel like an old mitt. But you never can tell. Get busy Doc!!! 21 could be well broken in. All depends on how long she's been played with for.
First to the plate gets the best hits :)
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really. What are the 12 lengths of surgical tubing for?
tourniquets Someone has never seen Sin City.
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sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF? 21 Hmmm.. Doesn't seem like she would feel like an old mitt. But you never can tell. Get busy Doc!!! 21 could be well broken in. All depends on how long she's been played with for. ] First to the plate gets the best hits :)
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really. What are the 12 lengths of surgical tubing for? tourniquets Someone has never seen Sin City.
You're so not Marv.
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dr_feelgood wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? Yeah, first I cheaped out on the real one, then the imitation one, then vasiline, and ended up with Morrison's own brand "Super strength moisterizer" and an old baseball mitt. Doc will have to report on if that is a good replacement for your GF. How old is your GF? 21 Hmmm.. Doesn't seem like she would feel like an old mitt. But you never can tell. Get busy Doc!!! 21 could be well broken in. All depends on how long she's been played with for. ] First to the plate gets the best hits :) 4th to the plate can get the grand slam.
Klownjaya?
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obsessed
Sep 18, 2008, 2:47 AM
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granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: granite_grrl wrote: sungam wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: sungam wrote: epoch wrote: sungam wrote: Well I can honestly say I don't think I'm being silly when I reckon it's not an issue. Skype has video chat for a reason... Well then, she can watch you bang some Scottish lass. But... but then I wouldn't have a place to stay with free food for my USA "escape to the good weather" world tour! She is in the States? I bet Doc already got to her. Give me her address and time... Fuck I need to find my keys. she uh... lives in calgary... That's not the States.....are you lying to us? No, just lying to doc. I don't want him to give her the herpez What are you talking about. We all know Doc isn't interested unless she isn't breathing. True. Perhaps his GF is just a blow-up doll packed away at one of his parents? Nope. Don't have a doll, but I was considering getting a fleshlight... And then cheaped out on the intimation one? One of those things seems like it would take A LOT of effort to keep clean.
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obsessed
Sep 18, 2008, 2:50 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I get to graduate tonight. Took my national test today, in and out in under 1/2 hour. Is that cuz you knew all the answers or guessed on them all? Yes. Now the big question. A, where are my keys, and b, How did I make it the 2.4 mile home from wherre my dd was dropped off? At least you aren't left pondering why your ass hurts too. Good point. Find your keys? Yup. They were in the lock of the toolbox on my truck, which contained my toothbrush. The tools were gone? Nah. I don't really keep tools in there except for a few emergency things. Like a roll of duct tape, some plastic wrap, the extra strong zip ties, 12 lengths of rubber surgical tubing, a hatchet, a few bricks, a foot long piece of lead pipe, a bottle of chloroform, and a gallon of bleach. Emergency supplies, really.
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snoopy138
Sep 18, 2008, 5:45 AM
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: I guess that I can categorically say that Mah Butthurtz! I should have said you heard it from the horses mouth. Or something similar Durpity durp durp. Being butthurt sucks. I bruised my tailbone once really bad. Take that pain and multiply it. I'm sure. Getting cut on always makes things hurt worse. Hey yore King now, what's yore first proclamation? Banz Klownjaya? I need to proclaim to be king before I am king. I was kinda expecting to go back and forth with you in posting battle for a while before the dust settled and I was declared king. So I haven't declared being king yet. I haz wurk no pc++ That sucks. I'm also avoiding declaring king since E-kop will just fracize his way into PC#1 with kripto. good poynt Its kinda like you guys and the PTFTW. It just isn't fun when someone can cheat so easily. Yeah that used to be fun, now the game is all about francis grams which isn't very fun.
*art shitz pantz in rage at reseaving francisgram*
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