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robbovius
Oct 16, 2009, 5:42 PM
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Cut adn Pasted from Firstshowing.net
"I don't like that movie for a couple reasons.
Too many bad guys crammed into one movie, and Peter Parker dancing like a sexually confused emo kid on crack along the streets.
Also, the ending. -.-
New Goblin: "OMG, I EFFIN HATE YOUR GUTS! U KEEL'D MAH FATHER!1!!!111!1!"
Spiderman: "NOU! I only defended my pansy ass, and he happened to die when his spleen asploded!"
Fight scene…
KAPOW! Bang! Swoosh! OOPH! Argh! Blargh! SPLOSION!
Later in the movie…
Butler: "Dude, your father was effed up in the head, and Petey was always your bff. I totally saw your father's wounds and immediately knew he died from his own weapons. Yet, I never felt like telling you, and rather watched you going into a killing frenzy against your old friend, HAHAHA, PUNK'D BITCH!"
New Goblin: "Ooooh, you little rascal, you! Well, in that case… Let's forget the past and let go of the grudge. TO ZEE RESCUE!"
New Goblin arrives at the scene, where MJ is screaming her snaggle toothed head off as usual, Peter gets his ass kicked (also as usual) by Venom and Sandman. He hovers over Peter, who looks up thinking "Oh shit. HALP!"
New Goblin: "Hey buddy. I just found out my dad was totally looney toons, and I never had an idea despite the fact that I adopted his crazy outfits and weaponry, lul! Sorry for almost killing you several times. BFF's?"
Spidey (with a lip quiver and teary eyes): "BFF's. Now let's kill those guys so we can make out after."
Yes, they might as well have talked like this in the movie. Annoying, isn't it?
SuicidalOptimist on Oct 16, 2009"
(This post was edited by robbovius on Oct 16, 2009, 5:42 PM)
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bill413
Oct 16, 2009, 6:50 PM
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Spidey 1 had 1 supervillain
Spidey 3 had 3 supervillains....
Spidey 5 will probably be very confusing.
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airscape
Oct 17, 2009, 7:36 AM
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Why did they have to use such a pansy actor for spiderman? Peter Parker was not a pansy in the comic book, he was a cool dude even when he wasn't in his outfit.
Spiderman is supposed to be awesome. But they completely fucked it up.
It's sooooo bad that they would have been better off casting Danny Devito as spiderman... at least than we could have laffed.
They also fucked up Transformers 2 with al those token caracters.
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