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Arrogant_Bastard
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dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I will do this vewy, vewy, slowly... the syphalitic Koala iz not fast. I smellz what you did there! Koalas are notoriously slow. I am notoriously good at procrastinating. need motivation?  Staring at boobs in no way helps me complete my homework. I think it has a converse effect.
Go to the library to get something done
Woo!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 10, 2009, 9:45 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 10, 2009, 9:48 PM
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kachoong
Nov 10, 2009, 9:51 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I will do this vewy, vewy, slowly... the syphalitic Koala iz not fast. I smellz what you did there! Koalas are notoriously slow. I am notoriously good at procrastinating. need motivation? Staring at boobs in no way helps me complete my homework. I think it has a converse effect. Go to the library to get something done Woo!
He's clearly studying the wrong field!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 10, 2009, 9:58 PM
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kachoong wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: kachoong wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I will do this vewy, vewy, slowly... the syphalitic Koala iz not fast. I smellz what you did there! Koalas are notoriously slow. I am notoriously good at procrastinating. need motivation? Staring at boobs in no way helps me complete my homework. I think it has a converse effect. Go to the library to get something done Woo! He's clearly studying the wrong field!
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snoopy138
Nov 10, 2009, 10:17 PM
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PTFTW
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snoopy138
Nov 10, 2009, 10:17 PM
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blutarski just left that won their.
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snoopy138
Nov 10, 2009, 10:17 PM
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luckily, I'm not a syphilitik coala.
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sungam
Nov 10, 2009, 11:00 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Black canyon is kewl, but I need bigger balls before I climb it. Very big, very chossy.
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chossmonkey
Nov 10, 2009, 11:36 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: This is pretty much going in every thread today [image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e6/Joggers_nipple.jpg/800px-Joggers_nipple.jpg[/image] Jogger's Nipple! ICT that is the worst when it is below freezing. When you get to below 0f, no amount of vasaline or bandaids can help. I suppose that can be taken in a number of ways. I had one completely sheared off while surfing in cold weather once. Troo story. I duntz believe ewe. Kel? your saying kel sheared off his nipple?
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snoopy138
Nov 10, 2009, 11:39 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: This is pretty much going in every thread today Jogger's Nipple! ICT that is the worst when it is below freezing. When you get to below 0f, no amount of vasaline or bandaids can help. I suppose that can be taken in a number of ways. I had one completely sheared off while surfing in cold weather once. Troo story. I duntz believe ewe. Kel? your saying kel sheared off his nipple? mebe she nibbled it off?
a possibility
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dr_feelgood
Nov 10, 2009, 11:47 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: This is pretty much going in every thread today Jogger's Nipple! ICT that is the worst when it is below freezing. When you get to below 0f, no amount of vasaline or bandaids can help. I suppose that can be taken in a number of ways. I had one completely sheared off while surfing in cold weather once. Troo story. I duntz believe ewe. Kel? your saying kel sheared off his nipple? mebe she nibbled it off? a possibility
She denies all knowledge.
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erisspirit
Nov 11, 2009, 12:01 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: This is pretty much going in every thread today Jogger's Nipple! ICT that is the worst when it is below freezing. When you get to below 0f, no amount of vasaline or bandaids can help. I suppose that can be taken in a number of ways. I had one completely sheared off while surfing in cold weather once. Troo story. I duntz believe ewe. Kel? your saying kel sheared off his nipple? mebe she nibbled it off? a possibility
I read it on the internetz once... it must be tru
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dr_feelgood
Nov 11, 2009, 12:03 AM
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So bluto made the analogy that his spanish skillz after several years was like a chihuahua being raped by an elephant....
My skillz are at least a great dane.
I am superior. That is awl.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 11, 2009, 12:11 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: So bluto made the analogy that his spanish skillz after several years was like a chihuahua being raped by an elephant.... My skillz are at least a great dane. I am superior. That is awl.
Perhaps.
Pero no quiere Taco Bell!
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dr_feelgood
Nov 11, 2009, 12:13 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: So bluto made the analogy that his spanish skillz after several years was like a chihuahua being raped by an elephant.... My skillz are at least a great dane. I am superior. That is awl. Perhaps. Pero no quiere Taco Bell!
Taco bell fuegas mi bunghola. Es muy caliente!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 11, 2009, 12:19 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: So bluto made the analogy that his spanish skillz after several years was like a chihuahua being raped by an elephant.... My skillz are at least a great dane. I am superior. That is awl. Perhaps. Pero no quiere Taco Bell! Taco bell fuegas mi bunghola. Es muy caliente!
Oh my. Good luck with that class!
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tripperjm
Nov 11, 2009, 12:47 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: tripperjm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: Wow, Jack, those quote blocks are really approaching tuphar. I think that anymore would get you a reprimand from DDT. Seriously, I'd rather haul two full-sized pigs up low angle 5.6 with a mini-trax while listening to Fleetwood Mac than sift through those quote blocks again. But I just can't let one thing fly. Purgatory is a crappy area? really? REALLY? You've been bitching that the Red is boring endurance jughauls for years, and then you diss the area that most effectively disproves your bitching? Seriously, Purgatory has the most unique collection of steep climbs with actual hard individual moves, a gneiss tard carck, decent and fun warmups, and enough shade or sun that you can climb there year round. How is it crappy? Damn. Just get the phuck out of this serious thred right now if you can;t talk about serious things. stop being so serious. In that quote block, wmd kalld it a crappy-looking area. At least snoppy canread, cuz teh hed don't read so gud. Yeah, my comprehension has been weak lately. Just got back from an awesome weekend at the RRG, and unfortunately will not be able to GU this thread until after I lecture on 19th century European nationalism tomorrow morning. meh. I don't need to no your life's story, Just try to pay attention, if you are going to play. I was born a poor black man. heh.... Now that wuz funny. You think I'm funny? Like a clown? Like I'm here to amuse you? Well sort of... more like a miget with small hands that smells like cabbage. Vic's Vapor-Rub under the nostrils. Works for long dead people. Works for Cabbage. So, if I put Vapor-rub under my nose, teh heds will be funny? Well, no. But you won't smell anything besides a nice cool refreshing menthol scent. Irregardless of the smells that may be floating around.
So when you head down to teh mourge for a big date, do you smear a little vapor-rub under your nose?
and I guess, since the vapor-rub won't make the heds funny, what will?
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dr_feelgood
Nov 11, 2009, 12:48 AM
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Yeah. My climbing partner got a shitty belay while giving very good seconds, and was dropped about 15 feet to a ledge, tweaking her ankle. Sucks for her, but sucks worse for me. I'm doing the 8pm partner search.
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caughtinside
Nov 11, 2009, 12:51 AM
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dominic7 wrote: So art seems to be the originator of the term "spiritual crime".
Actually it was happie. Then we took it and subverted it. Its whut we due!
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caughtinside
Nov 11, 2009, 12:53 AM
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imnotclever wrote: dominic7 wrote: So art seems to be the originator of the term "spiritual crime". Oh, ye of the weak GU. That was the harpie.
GUd. Like a week ago.
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caughtinside
Nov 11, 2009, 12:58 AM
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granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I'm super dissapointed. For the last couple of years I have wanted to try ice skating again, knowing that it's a good abductor workout (and that I have weak abductor muscles since my accident). Since I'm not working I can finally go to the open skates in the middle of the day. Today I tried to do just that, but there were a million little girls with hockey sticks. There's some fucking hockey tournament, so the open skate was canceled today. :cry: :cry: :cry: GG cries teh reel teerz yore in Canada. Aren't there frozen lakes everywear? I'm in Southern Ontario, so other than those bigs lakes that don't really freeze (you know, the great ones) there's not much. That was one of the things that made me the most depressed when I moved to Ontario: the lack of (clean; I ain't swimming in Lake Ontario) lakes. The whole time I was growing up I lived on, or across the street from a lake. Le sigh
Could be worse. You could be in the BufferZone!!
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caughtinside
Nov 11, 2009, 12:59 AM
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kachoong wrote: dominic7 wrote: kachoong wrote: imnotclever wrote: put some bike stuff on craigslist this morning and like 15minutes later a guy says he'll take it. Then like 5 minutes after that another guy wants it too. So I tell guy #2 that there is somebody else. And then #1 backs out. arrg. So i've e-mailed #2 back. I hope it goes. That happened to me with two girls once.... but not by email... and not on craigslist. Heh! I got neither!  Of the four possible outcomes, this was the least desirable. Yes... although I tried successfully another time... however it unfortunately didn't have the most desirable of the four outcomes either.
I am hoping for a good outcome tonight!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 11, 2009, 1:00 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Yeah. My climbing partner got a shitty belay while giving very good seconds, and was dropped about 15 feet to a ledge, tweaking her ankle. Sucks for her, but sucks worse for me. I'm doing the 8pm partner search.
That sucks, and not in the getting good second sorta way.
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