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caughtinside
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carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb.
WIll you just suck it the fuck up and live the dream for a season before you quit climbing, move to vermont, put your skis and climbingz gearz in the back of the closet with your badminton racket, lumberjerk and self respect and start popping out kids?
for fucks sake. I mean really.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 5:50 PM
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wanderlustmd wrote: snoopy138 wrote: snoopy138 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: I just about sold an old harness to a chick in our office. She wants to buy a sex swing. we found some youtube videos of sex swings and realized a climbing harness wasn't going to fit the bill as nicely. I almost had a sale. That is awesome. Is she teh hawt? No. It seems her hobby is sext toys though. There has been like 5 of those toy parties between two of the women in the office. is the other woman hawt? No. The 1st one could fit in my harness, the other one might push the weight limits of the swing. I worked with one of those in college. She and her husband went to swingers parties and were into S&M, and she was not at all shy about talking about it. Unfortunately, the thought of her having sex made me gag. What's with all the buzzing. GTFO! he may be a potato fucker, but he was around weigh the fuck before you. another post in which macro's donny is showing. Have I mentioned lately that I hate you?
You know, I'm starting to think Marco doesn't like you snupe!
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 5:54 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Uh oh, what happened to the hookup? It's still there...and it's not bad, but I can imagine it potentially down the line getting not that fun.
You only have to do it for a couple months. MOnths in which you will be able to ski, climb and drink your ass off with other early 20somethings. You can ride it out until May, then hit the road for some more fun. DOn't talk about how homesick you are or how lame telluride is or you won't make any cool friends.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 5:55 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: carabiner96 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Uh oh, what happened to the hookup? It's still there...and it's not bad, but I can imagine it potentially down the line getting not that fun. Why would you want to move back to VT? Try another part of CO. I'm not sure I like CO.
Hey now, the beer frlows like wine there! Don't tawk shit on coloradiego...
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 13, 2009, 5:55 PM
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caughtinside wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. WIll you just suck it the fuck up and live the dream for a season before you quit climbing, move to vermont, put your skis and climbingz gearz in the back of the closet with your badminton racket, lumberjerk and self respect and start popping out kids? for fucks sake. I mean really.
heh, sometimes teh Klown iz fun to have around.
CdB!!!
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 5:56 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Wekest relocation attempt eva! Hey, at least I got here! I'm the wekest at a lot of things.
You don't need your own place. Get in a dirtbag/skibum flophouse with cheap rent and annoying roommates.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 13, 2009, 5:56 PM
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caughtinside wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: snoopy138 wrote: snoopy138 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: I just about sold an old harness to a chick in our office. She wants to buy a sex swing. we found some youtube videos of sex swings and realized a climbing harness wasn't going to fit the bill as nicely. I almost had a sale. That is awesome. Is she teh hawt? No. It seems her hobby is sext toys though. There has been like 5 of those toy parties between two of the women in the office. is the other woman hawt? No. The 1st one could fit in my harness, the other one might push the weight limits of the swing. I worked with one of those in college. She and her husband went to swingers parties and were into S&M, and she was not at all shy about talking about it. Unfortunately, the thought of her having sex made me gag. What's with all the buzzing. GTFO! he may be a potato fucker, but he was around weigh the fuck before you. another post in which macro's donny is showing. Have I mentioned lately that I hate you? You know, I'm starting to think Marco doesn't like you snupe!
It almost looks like he went to Kel's Better Living Through Klown Hatred class.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 5:58 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: erisspirit wrote: My work just emailed me a PDF titled "Making the Change to a Vegetarian Diet" I think I need a steak... I chopped up a pork loin into steaks this afternoon and cooked them in the George Forman Grill. Problem is that I never really cook meet and I think I undercooked the entire lot. I ate one anyway 'cause it was mostly, pretty much cooked, but I'm recooking my second one. I love my foreman grill, but it should really only be used to cook low-quality meats -- frozen chicken, frozen burgers, hot dogs, shit like that. Nathan berated be for not grilling as he should have. No fucking way, grilling is the man's job.
Ordinarily I'd agree, but the loyerette is a gourmand and from Texas, so I have to admit her grille skillez are weigh above mine.
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caughtinside
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: Welp, I just finished all the major cuts and removals from my wood working proj. The router, the hole saw, and the jigsaw all failzed at cutting off a finger. Looks like I'll never be a 5.14 climber. Unless I get real jiggy with the bastard file.
WOodworking is fun. What r u building?
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dr_feelgood
Nov 13, 2009, 6:00 PM
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kachoong wrote: sungam wrote: I have a feeling that no one cares but I have official given up GU'ing this thread. ...I never thought the day would come when I actually had shit to do that was more important then the internetz... That is weeksauce!
If only he would stop posting.
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dr_feelgood
Nov 13, 2009, 6:02 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: caughtinside wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: snoopy138 wrote: snoopy138 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: I just about sold an old harness to a chick in our office. She wants to buy a sex swing. we found some youtube videos of sex swings and realized a climbing harness wasn't going to fit the bill as nicely. I almost had a sale. That is awesome. Is she teh hawt? No. It seems her hobby is sext toys though. There has been like 5 of those toy parties between two of the women in the office. is the other woman hawt? No. The 1st one could fit in my harness, the other one might push the weight limits of the swing. I worked with one of those in college. She and her husband went to swingers parties and were into S&M, and she was not at all shy about talking about it. Unfortunately, the thought of her having sex made me gag. What's with all the buzzing. GTFO! he may be a potato fucker, but he was around weigh the fuck before you. another post in which macro's donny is showing. Have I mentioned lately that I hate you? You know, I'm starting to think Marco doesn't like you snupe! It almost looks like he went to Kel's Better Living Through Klown Hatred class.
Easier than a 12 step program.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:02 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: tripperjm wrote: fuking may be fun, but it's not going to help the elbow. You think Jackin' it is the answer?
After nearly being crippled by elbow tendonitis, I have learned some simple and quick exercises that get some blood flow in there that have really helped, and my elbows feel grate.
Jackin' it may help two.
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Nov 13, 2009, 6:04 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: caughtinside wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: snoopy138 wrote: snoopy138 wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: nilcarborundum wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: I just about sold an old harness to a chick in our office. She wants to buy a sex swing. we found some youtube videos of sex swings and realized a climbing harness wasn't going to fit the bill as nicely. I almost had a sale. That is awesome. Is she teh hawt? No. It seems her hobby is sext toys though. There has been like 5 of those toy parties between two of the women in the office. is the other woman hawt? No. The 1st one could fit in my harness, the other one might push the weight limits of the swing. I worked with one of those in college. She and her husband went to swingers parties and were into S&M, and she was not at all shy about talking about it. Unfortunately, the thought of her having sex made me gag. What's with all the buzzing. GTFO! he may be a potato fucker, but he was around weigh the fuck before you. another post in which macro's donny is showing. Have I mentioned lately that I hate you? You know, I'm starting to think Marco doesn't like you snupe! It almost looks like he went to Kel's Better Living Through Klown Hatred class.
Knockin out eh PTs today.
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Nov 13, 2009, 6:05 PM
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With CI quoteing posts he must be at a puter and not on the iyuppie.
*goes to check out the fish cam*
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carabiner96
Nov 13, 2009, 6:06 PM
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curt wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Today is a great day. It's snowing a shit ton, and I get to keep my baby. Whoo! Brian or the dog? Curt
I thought Brian was the dog?
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Nov 13, 2009, 6:07 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: dominic7 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: And how awkward will it be to bring other boyz home now? that is an awesome observation. Not going to be an issue. so you'll be going to teh guy's place, I take it.
Mr.and Mrs. Lumberjack have biner on a curfew so that won't work.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:07 PM
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epoch wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. But wasn't Coloradiego supposed to be the end-all-be-all? I know enough that in this economy it isn't wise to quit a decent paying jorb unless you have a new jorb lined up that starts the Monday after you quit your old one.
WHat about one that starts 16 months after you quit your old one?
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:07 PM
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Uh oh, what happened to the hookup? We met him. He was more interested in drugs and booze than reality.
Often the case in ski townes.
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carabiner96
Nov 13, 2009, 6:09 PM
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caughtinside wrote: epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Uh oh, what happened to the hookup? We met him. He was more interested in drugs and booze than reality. Often the case in ski townes.
Especially so in Boulderado.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:11 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: erisspirit wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: drink mmmmm drinking *eyes the bottle of whiskey on the table* I just discovered that I had a mostly full bottle of The Woodford and a half full 1.75 liter of Sapphire in my storage unit. It wuz a good score. that's grate and all, but did you find your dignity? he did not want to move the drumset.
Hah! The drumset. YOu crack me up ab.
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imnotclever wrote: With CI quoteing posts he must be at a puter and not on the iyuppie. *goes to check out the fish cam*
Ha! that was funny!
Entertainz us klown!
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:14 PM
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dominic7 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. Wekest relocation attempt eva! It doesn't even qualify as a vacation at this point.
It does kind of sound like a bad three day weekend.
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:15 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: dominic7 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: airscape wrote: It seems to me that one has to first have gone climbing with you guys before one get let in to the "You are not wanted here" Clique, click, clichique<-- or how ever the hell you spell it. Not being an annoying twat is one of the req's too. I think it's funny how donnies often try to join in on the shit talking here, and then get butthurtz when they get shit talked on them. When I was (less of) a Donny, I got plenty of shit talked on me. but most of it stopped, except for the shit from Missus Zeke. Turns out she just hated me. The one thing I've learned form these threads is to never go on vacation. Either cali-donnys will invade or threads will get shut down. An unexpected outcome of the Great Locking was that the two threads seem to have somehow recombinated. zeke got left behind.
I'm starting to think he doesn't like you very much!
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caughtinside
Nov 13, 2009, 6:17 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: dominic7 wrote: epoch wrote: carabiner96 wrote: So, I've been thinking if I don't get the good job, I might move back to Vermont, because my current living situation means I need to find my own place asap to not shoot myself, and I can't afford that with a snot wiping jorb. But wasn't Coloradiego supposed to be the end-all-be-all? I know enough that in this economy it isn't wise to quit a decent paying jorb unless you have a new jorb lined up that starts the Monday after you quit your old one. And it is the Land of Milk and Honey. It's a desert waste land with dead things and tea baggers and more cows than VT and trust funders. I miss my trees.
WHile it is true that it is a desert, there are tons of teabaggers, trust funders and cows, it also has better skiiing ang climbing than your home state by a mile. Maybe suck it up, make some fiernds, and have some fucking fun?
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