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rberrey
Jan 14, 2011, 6:41 PM
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You mean to say... that man who try to put rubber fist in my anoos is homosexual?
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:50 PM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! Heh. Hopefully the new bolted Double Cross made it into the second edition. Hmm... I still need to figure out what to do with my 1st edition copy.
I thought we came up with something GUd?
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:51 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing.
Awesome. I'm not feeling creative today, but I think we need to run with this and make a thread.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:52 PM
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meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: bak up! I seem to be loosing ground. 40 pp bak! Gerks, I think with a a little hard work and persistence, we can put Donny 60 pages back today. negative - 2 pages back and closing fast.
I can't post faster than an aid climber. Keep jugging those ropes.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:53 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing. Sad story indead.... Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot.
It would be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a guy wearing dancing shooz.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:54 PM
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kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! This is teh one... but I thawt I saw a different cover.  http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/...climbing/Joshua_Tree
Oh great. Some artsy homo decided to make a Jtree book.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:55 PM
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rberrey wrote: You mean to say... that man who try to put rubber fist in my anoos is homosexual?
You know, I'm glad to hear that you're smoking pot and drinking beer at the crags in front of Christians and all... but that doesn't mean you're welcomed here.
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:56 PM
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rberrey wrote: You mean to say... that man who try to put rubber fist in my anoos is homosexual?
OK, who left the backdoor open?
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rberrey
Jan 14, 2011, 6:56 PM
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camhead wrote: rberrey wrote: You mean to say... that man who try to put rubber fist in my anoos is homosexual? listen, asshole, I don't know if you think this is the place to spout off your homophobic hate speech, but you should just leave right now.
hey man I meant no Offense. Its a line from a movie. Just thought it was applicable.
My apologies
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:58 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! This is teh one... but I thawt I saw a different cover. http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/...climbing/Joshua_TreeOh great. Some artsy homo decided to make a Jtree book.
Does look like it has some nice pics though.
I see the Sanj made it in. Boy did they make Rubicon look steep.
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:58 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing. Sad story indead.... Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot. It would be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a guy wearing dancing shooz.
Hah! One, two, uppercut... three, four, roundhouse!
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tripperjm
Jan 14, 2011, 7:09 PM
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camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: Spoke with Big Tony about teh upcumming Slater guide... He is also concerned about teh WNSG, as well as his Batshit Cave being into teh upcumming guide. I made sum phone calls, pulled sum strings, called in sum favors and made sum deals with teh devil.... Guess we'll see what happens. I also spoke with Big Tony about teh recent pic of teh Batshit Cave.... He wanted me to extend his thanks to awl of ewe for yore efforts. And I wunts to personaly thank awl of ewe, for helping keep sekret areas off teh FP. Thanks guys. I'll let ewe awl knows what happens with regards to teh guidebook issue as I find out. Sounds hopeful. I really hope that when I come out to face the grots challenge on the warmup, I won't be surrounded with hordes of SoCal gumbies with their noses in the guidebook and their hands cupping Jack's balls.
Well, I guess I do still has sum pull in this town...
Teh WNSG and teh Batshitz cave will not be in teh upcumming guide.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 7:10 PM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: Spoke with Big Tony about teh upcumming Slater guide... He is also concerned about teh WNSG, as well as his Batshit Cave being into teh upcumming guide. I made sum phone calls, pulled sum strings, called in sum favors and made sum deals with teh devil.... Guess we'll see what happens. I also spoke with Big Tony about teh recent pic of teh Batshit Cave.... He wanted me to extend his thanks to awl of ewe for yore efforts. And I wunts to personaly thank awl of ewe, for helping keep sekret areas off teh FP. Thanks guys. I'll let ewe awl knows what happens with regards to teh guidebook issue as I find out. Sounds hopeful. I really hope that when I come out to face the grots challenge on the warmup, I won't be surrounded with hordes of SoCal gumbies with their noses in the guidebook and their hands cupping Jack's balls. Well, I guess I do still has sum pull in this town... Teh WNSG and teh Batshitz cave will not be in teh upcumming guide.
Well done. We won't ask what you had to pull to make it happen.
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tripperjm
Jan 14, 2011, 7:12 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing. Sad story indead.... Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot. It would be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a guy wearing dancing shooz.
This is korrect.... Still, I'm just thinking about my kids.
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snoopy138
Jan 14, 2011, 7:31 PM
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kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! This is teh one... but I thawt I saw a different cover. [image]http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/image/cache/joshua-tree-400x400.jpg[/image] http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/...climbing/Joshua_Tree
yeah, I don't need that.
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snoopy138
Jan 14, 2011, 7:33 PM
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tripperjm wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing. Sad story indead.... Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot. It would be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a guy wearing dancing shooz. This is korrect.... Still, I'm just thinking about my kids.
LJ is going to kick your ass wearing dancing sh00z?
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snoopy138
Jan 14, 2011, 7:34 PM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: Spoke with Big Tony about teh upcumming Slater guide... He is also concerned about teh WNSG, as well as his Batshit Cave being into teh upcumming guide. I made sum phone calls, pulled sum strings, called in sum favors and made sum deals with teh devil.... Guess we'll see what happens. I also spoke with Big Tony about teh recent pic of teh Batshit Cave.... He wanted me to extend his thanks to awl of ewe for yore efforts. And I wunts to personaly thank awl of ewe, for helping keep sekret areas off teh FP. Thanks guys. I'll let ewe awl knows what happens with regards to teh guidebook issue as I find out. Sounds hopeful. I really hope that when I come out to face the grots challenge on the warmup, I won't be surrounded with hordes of SoCal gumbies with their noses in the guidebook and their hands cupping Jack's balls. Well, I guess I do still has sum pull in this town... Teh WNSG and teh Batshitz cave will not be in teh upcumming guide.
gud to know.
next question: who's getting FA credit for the left flank routes at Tick Rock?
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tripperjm
Jan 14, 2011, 7:40 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! This is teh one... but I thawt I saw a different cover. http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/...climbing/Joshua_TreeOh great. Some artsy homo decided to make a Jtree book.
Heh....That artsy homo wood be RTM.
Several months ago, he posted up sumthing about NJC on MP. I trolled him a bit there... and then when he posted pic's on Todd's site, I went in a trolled him big time. He got pretty butthurtz, it wus pretty funny shit.
He also, several years back, tried to duplicate that famous shot, taken by Stainless Steve Edwards, of me on teh Graverobber, with some other loser climbing. Didn't werk out as well.... heh. Werked him pretty gud about that won two.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 7:45 PM
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camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: What the fuck is "earthy sensuality"? I think that's when you have sex with a 5gal bucket of fill dirt or something like that. I guess it could be compost, too.
Or having sex with a person who has poor hygeine?
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 7:47 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing. Sad story indead.... Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot.
This is known as "The Boy Named Sue" effect.
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 7:48 PM
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hmm.
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 7:48 PM
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Wo!
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camhead
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Californyinz lurk!
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camhead
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better sew it up.
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