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spikeddem
Jan 21, 2011, 3:23 PM
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altelis wrote: spikeddem wrote: altelis wrote: spikeddem wrote: You would. I haven't done such climbs, but you don't know that. It's beside the point anyway. I don't have to climb 5.11 to tell the difference between 5.14b and 5.14c. I disagree. You have not become cynical enough yet.  I disagree..... How is that not the epitome of cynical?
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spikeddem
Jan 21, 2011, 4:37 PM
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MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself.
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MS1
Jan 21, 2011, 5:59 PM
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spikeddem wrote: MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself. GU'd
Trust me, what happened as she topped out was WAY too risque for Playboy. We are talking v3xxx here, not a mere v3x.
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spikeddem
Jan 21, 2011, 6:06 PM
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MS1 wrote: spikeddem wrote: MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself. GU'd Trust me, what happened as she topped out was WAY too risque for Playboy. We are talking v3xxx here, not a mere v3x.
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jbro_135
Jan 21, 2011, 7:14 PM
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a v3xxx problem is a boulder problem that does not engage in or approve of drinking, drugs, and premarital sex
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spikeddem
Jan 21, 2011, 7:31 PM
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jbro_135 wrote: a v3xxx problem is a boulder problem that does not engage in or approve of drinking, drugs, and premarital sex
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jbro_135
Jan 21, 2011, 8:01 PM
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spikeddem
Jan 21, 2011, 8:13 PM
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Hmm. I've never heard of that before. What a bunch of "loosers."
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saint_john
Jan 25, 2011, 1:48 AM
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MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself.
after spending 36 consecutive hours searching online for that footage I'm begining to think it does not exsist.
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jbro_135
Jan 25, 2011, 4:05 AM
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saint_john wrote: MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself. after spending 36 consecutive hours searching online for that footage I'm begining to think it does not exsist.
me too, i did find flintstones pr0n though
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aprice00
Jan 25, 2011, 4:35 AM
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jbro_135 wrote: saint_john wrote: MS1 wrote: saint_john wrote: the film Soul Cal has some boulders rated with a suffix of xxx. what does that mean? I assume it has something to do with the fact that those particular problems are really tall... For a v3xxx you need two things: Adult content during the ascent of a v3. See, e.g., the viral-video-sensation created by Lisa Rands' ascent of Bumboy: [image]http://www.freewebs.com/silveys/LisaRands.JPG[/image] Note that the adult content only came to fruition once she took her top off while grappling with the top-out slopers. I cannot post those photos (or a video link) from work but you can google them for yourself. after spending 36 consecutive hours searching online for that footage I'm begining to think it does not exsist. me too, i did find flintstones pr0n though
Drat! I too was fooled.
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byran
Jan 25, 2011, 8:53 PM
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The XXX rating is totally contrived because any problem has the potential to be XXX if the climber is naked and the spotter has a lubed-up raging boner.
It's like claiming a climb is runout just because you didn't stop to place gear. Just clear any dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and pizza delivery men away from the fall zone and the problem is a plain old V3 again.
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saint_john
Jan 25, 2011, 10:38 PM
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In reply to: if the climber is naked and the spotter has a lubed-up raging boner.
is there a different way to boulder??
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MS1
Jan 25, 2011, 10:45 PM
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byran wrote: The XXX rating is totally contrived because any problem has the potential to be XXX if the climber is naked and the spotter has a lubed-up raging boner. It's like claiming a climb is runout just because you didn't stop to place gear. Just clear any dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and pizza delivery men away from the fall zone and the problem is a plain old V3 again.
Oh, some problems deserve at least an R rating on geological obscenity alone. Have you seen those titty-shaped slopers at the top of Bumboy? Similarly, a modest nun could scale the spire pictured below and it would still be a cinemax-only vid:
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Jomomzaho
Mar 4, 2011, 3:54 PM
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Yes there is a different way to boulder. When everyone involved has lubed raging boners. I would think that the xxx rating refers to something naughty. Maybe we should ask the cougar who can grind down the 4x4 into a toothpick.
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saint_john
Mar 4, 2011, 4:10 PM
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Jomomzaho wrote: Yes there is a different way to boulder. When everyone involved has lubed raging boners. I would think that the xxx rating refers to something naughty. Maybe we should ask the cougar who can grind down the 4x4 into a toothpick.
I heard she's no stranger to a woody
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Jomomzaho
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Ah yes, a girl who can drive a stick.
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