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TarHeelEMT
Aug 13, 2012, 7:20 PM
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Unless you're climbing in shorts, why wouldn't you roll up your pants' cuffs?
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carabiner96
Aug 13, 2012, 7:27 PM
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TarHeelEMT wrote: Unless you're climbing in shorts, why wouldn't you roll up your pants' cuffs?
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rgbscan
Aug 13, 2012, 7:27 PM
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Don't you mean Brah?
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TarHeelEMT
Aug 13, 2012, 7:28 PM
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I wear my douche point proudly, then.
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carabiner96
Aug 13, 2012, 7:35 PM
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rgbscan wrote: Don't you mean Brah?
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gogounou
Aug 13, 2012, 8:09 PM
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I vote that you up the point value for 5finger shoes.
Damn, do those things freak me out.
J
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deschamps1000
Aug 13, 2012, 9:40 PM
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Can we score ourselves? I'm a 12.
I get:
rolled up pant cuffs
bouldering
sleeveless shirt
daisy-chain thong
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rgbscan
Aug 14, 2012, 7:07 PM
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LOL. How about +1 if it's AXE body spray for your scent???
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carabiner96
Aug 14, 2012, 7:13 PM
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rgbscan wrote: LOL. How about +1 if it's AXE body spray for your scent???
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jt512
Aug 14, 2012, 7:25 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we? Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!! I'll start with some points, please recommend more. 1 pt - Backwards hat 1 pt - Shiny slings 1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs 1 pt - Bouldering 3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag 3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w) 3 pt - Anything Abercrombie 3 pt - 5Finger Shoes 3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet 3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women) 3 pt- Trad gear in the gym 4pt - gold chains 5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only). 5 pt - Daisy chain thong 5 pt - Asian tattoo 5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel) 5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m) 5 pt - Popped collar 6 pt - Heavy makeup (men) 6 pt - Diamond studs (men) 6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points) 6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy 8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken' 8 pt - Spray Tan
Genius!
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Gmburns2000
Aug 15, 2012, 12:23 AM
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jt512 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we? Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!! I'll start with some points, please recommend more. 1 pt - Backwards hat 1 pt - Shiny slings 1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs 1 pt - Bouldering 3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag 3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w) 3 pt - Anything Abercrombie 3 pt - 5Finger Shoes 3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet 3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women) 3 pt- Trad gear in the gym 4pt - gold chains 5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only). 5 pt - Daisy chain thong 5 pt - Asian tattoo 5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel) 5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m) 5 pt - Popped collar 6 pt - Heavy makeup (men) 6 pt - Diamond studs (men) 6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points) 6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy 8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken' 8 pt - Spray Tan Genius! Rip off of both the sport climber and trad climber point threads as well as the worst photos of rc.knob competition from a few months ago
fixed
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camhead
Aug 15, 2012, 1:21 AM
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curt
Aug 15, 2012, 1:41 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we? Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!! I'll start with some points, please recommend more. 1 pt - Backwards hat 1 pt - Shiny slings 1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs 1 pt - Bouldering 3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag 3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w) 3 pt - Anything Abercrombie 3 pt - 5Finger Shoes 3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet 3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women) 3 pt- Trad gear in the gym 4pt - gold chains 5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only). 5 pt - Daisy chain thong 5 pt - Asian tattoo 5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel) 5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m) 5 pt - Popped collar 6 pt - Heavy makeup (men) 6 pt - Diamond studs (men) 6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points) 6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy 8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken' 8 pt - Spray Tan Before you freak and go 'OMG, you jerk! I wear sleeveless tees and wear a backwards hat and you're saying I'm a douchebag?' Relax, USNavy, you're only a 6.... Not a full douchebag.
Well, there should probably be some points for men wearing brightly colored lycra after the 1980's. Also, subtract a few points if you still climb in a swami belt instead of a harness. 
Curt
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TarHeelEMT
Aug 15, 2012, 1:51 AM
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Add 10 if you were born after 1980 and climb in a swami.
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tradmanclimbs
Aug 15, 2012, 2:44 AM
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Cordeltetts hanging off the back of harness should be 5 points. 50ft of daisychained webbing six points. dog should be 10 points. hexes on anyone younger than 50 =2 points. Call each other Doood or brah or Bro 1 point for each infraction.
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TarHeelEMT
Aug 15, 2012, 2:59 AM
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tradmanclimbs wrote: Cordeltetts hanging off the back of harness should be 5 points. 50ft of daisychained webbing six points. dog should be 10 points. hexes on anyone younger than 50 =2 points. Call each other Doood or brah or Bro 1 point for each infraction.
Um... what?
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jt512
Aug 15, 2012, 3:36 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: jt512 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we? Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!! I'll start with some points, please recommend more. 1 pt - Backwards hat 1 pt - Shiny slings 1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs 1 pt - Bouldering 3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag 3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w) 3 pt - Anything Abercrombie 3 pt - 5Finger Shoes 3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet 3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women) 3 pt- Trad gear in the gym 4pt - gold chains 5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only). 5 pt - Daisy chain thong 5 pt - Asian tattoo 5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel) 5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m) 5 pt - Popped collar 6 pt - Heavy makeup (men) 6 pt - Diamond studs (men) 6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points) 6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy 8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken' 8 pt - Spray Tan Genius! Rip off of both the sport climber and trad climber point threads as well as the worst photos of rc.knob competition from a few months ago fixed
No, it's genius, I tell you. It proves that everybody at my gym is a douche, which is what I always suspected.
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Marylandclimber
Aug 15, 2012, 3:36 AM
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What do you do when you get to the top of a trad climb and make a trad anchor then?!
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tradmanclimbs
Aug 15, 2012, 10:50 AM
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If you have to ask on the internet how to make a trad anchor without 2 cordelets and 50ft of daisychained webbing hanging off your ass then you get 6 points just for asking as well as 6 points for each bundle of webbing and each cordelette heck I have not even owned a cordelette in 10 years.. cut em all up into v threads ice climbing.
(This post was edited by tradmanclimbs on Aug 15, 2012, 11:16 AM)
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sungam
Aug 15, 2012, 11:34 AM
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Wow, I am a massive douche it seems. I always suspected it.
tradmanclimbs wrote: hexes on anyone younger than 50 =2 points.
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Gmburns2000
Aug 15, 2012, 12:06 PM
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jt512 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: jt512 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we? Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!! I'll start with some points, please recommend more. 1 pt - Backwards hat 1 pt - Shiny slings 1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs 1 pt - Bouldering 3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag 3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w) 3 pt - Anything Abercrombie 3 pt - 5Finger Shoes 3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet 3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women) 3 pt- Trad gear in the gym 4pt - gold chains 5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only). 5 pt - Daisy chain thong 5 pt - Asian tattoo 5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel) 5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m) 5 pt - Popped collar 6 pt - Heavy makeup (men) 6 pt - Diamond studs (men) 6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points) 6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy 8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken' 8 pt - Spray Tan Genius! Rip off of both the sport climber and trad climber point threads as well as the worst photos of rc.knob competition from a few months ago fixed No, it's genius, I tell you. It proves that everybody at my gym is a douche, which is what I always suspected.
heh
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edge
Aug 15, 2012, 12:30 PM
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Chalk bag clipped to a haul loop with a carabiner, +2
Clipped with a toy carabiner, +4
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njrox
Aug 15, 2012, 12:44 PM
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I get an additional 5 points for being from Jersey and another 3 points for my tan from weekends at the shore. 1 point for rolling up my pants cuffs, and I got a tribal tattoo (5 points) that has an Asian Character (another 5 points). My wife wears makeup and jewlery while climbing (let's call it an even 3 points since she is a Jersey Girl afterall). But we call each other "dude" and "bro", so there's 5 points. And after we climb we usually get cheesesteaks or pizza, 5 points.
32 points, Douchemaster!
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